65 Redneck Quotes On Success In Life

These redneck quotes will inspire you. Redneck, a working-class white person, especially a politically reactionary one from a rural area.

Below you will find a collection of motivating, happy, and encouraging redneck quotes, redneck sayings, and redneck proverbs.

Best Redneck Quotes

  1. “Redneck law: Must have a gun. Must shoot it regularly.” ~ Willie Robertson
  2. “When in doubt, figure it out. That’s the redneck way.” ~ Jase Robertson
  3. “To me, redneck is a sense of self and a way of life.” ~ Gretchen Wilson
  4. “You may be a redneck if… your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.” ~ Jeff Foxworthy

  5. “Nobody out-rednecks the great state of America.” ~ Jon Stewart
  6. “When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.” ~ Steven Wright
  7. “You may be a redneck if… you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.” ~ Jeff Foxworthy
  8. “What this world needs is a few more Rednecks.” ~ Charlie Daniels

  9. “You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up.” ~ Patrick Swayze
  10. “You might be a redneck if…Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup.” ~ Jeff Foxworthy
  11. “I think I may have created a monster with my – I won’t say act – but with my redneck pose.” ~ Billy Carter
  12. “You might be a redneck if you have to go outside to get something out of the fridge.” ~ Jeff Foxworthy

  13. “People look at you, and they’ve got just the perfect little box for you, the perfect category. Call you a redneck. Call you a hillbilly. Like those were insults.” ~ Travis Tritt
  14. “If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck.” ~ Jeff Foxworthy
  15. “If you think ‘loading the dishwasher’ means ‘getting your wife drunk’, you might be a redneck” ~ Jeff Foxworthy
  16. “If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.” ~ Jeff Foxworthy

  17. “If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck.” ~ Jeff Foxworthy
  18. “There’s the old joke, “What’s the difference between country and redneck? Well, that’s three hundred dollars.”” ~ Larry the Cable Guy
  19. “You might be a redneck if you’ve ever stolen toilet paper from a public restroom.” ~ Jeff Foxworthy
  20. “You might be a redneck if your anniversary present was getting the septic tank pumped.” ~ Jeff Foxworthy

  21. “You might be a redneck if…you think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three of the primary colors.” ~ Jeff Foxworthy
  22. “You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.” ~ Jeff Foxworthy
  23. “You might be a redneck if…the most serious loss from the earthquake was your Conway Twitty record collection.” ~ Jeff Foxworthy
  24. “Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and it holds the world together.” ~ Oprah Winfrey

  25. “If the gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot, you might be a redneck.” ~ Jeff Foxworthy
  26. “‘Jerry Springer’ is just kind of the chubby, redneck version of throwing Christians to the lions.” ~ Hal Sparks
  27. “You might be a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards since Smokey and the Bandit was snubbed for best picture.” ~ Jeff Foxworthy
  28. “You might be a redneck if… your high school basketball game got rained out.” ~ Jeff Foxworthy

  29. “The grand irony, however, is that Southern segregation was not brought to an end, nor redneck violence dramatically reduced, by violence.” ~ Stanley Crouch
  30. “I’m from West Virginia. If you didn’t know what was happening in NASCAR, you were on the outside. NASCAR is a big league sport, but it’s still also country and redneck.” ~ Randy Moss
  31. “My daughter is a redneck woman, she’s a redneck girl.” ~ Gretchen Wilson
  32. “You might be a redneck if you have every episode of Hee Haw on tape.” ~ Jeff Foxworthy

  33. “You might be a redneck if your dog can’t watch you eat without gagging.” ~ Jeff Foxworthy
  34. “You might be a redneck if your house doesn’t have curtains, but your truck does.” ~ Jeff Foxworthy
  35. “You might be a redneck if you think the Mountain Men in Deliverance were just misunderstood.” ~ Jeff Foxworthy
  36. “You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.” ~ Jeff Foxworthy
  37. “Paul Bearer has more chins than a Chinese phone book!” ~ Jerry Lawler

  38. “You might be a redneck if…your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.” ~ Jeff Foxworthy
  39. “You might be a redneck if… the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.” ~ Jeff Foxworthy , Redneck Quotes truck
  40. “If you’ve ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.” ~ Jeff Foxworthy
  41. “You might be a redneck if directions to your house include turn off the paved road.” ~ Jeff Foxworthy
  42. “You might be a redneck if you think a chain saw is a musical instrument.” ~ Jeff Foxworthy

  43. “You might be a redneck if you need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.” ~ Jeff Foxworthy
  44. “If your neighbors think you’re a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.” ~ Jeff Foxworthy
  45. “You might be a redneck if…you bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work.” ~ Jeff Foxworthy
  46. “He had fallen out of the ugly tree, and hit every branch.” ~ Lee Child

  47. “Elvis was the only man from Northeast Mississippi who could shake his hips and still be loved by rednecks, cops, and hippies.” ~ Jimmy Buffett
  48. “You might be a redneck if…you’ve been on TV more than times describing the sound of a tornado.” ~ Jeff Foxworthy
  49. “The Republican base is now made up of religious and neoconservative ideologues, and the uneducated white underclass with a token person of color or two up front on TV to obscure the all-white, all reactionary all backward — there-is-no-global-warming — rube reality. Actual conservatives, let alone the educated classes, have long since fled.” ~ Frank Schaeffer
  50. “You might be a redneck if you won’t stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car.” ~ Jeff Foxworthy

  51. “If you think fast food is hittin a deer att 65 miles per hr.. you might be a redneck” ~ Jeff Foxworthy
  52. “The album is a definite departure. I haven’t written original material before, except for one song on my first album, but Elvis and I did six songs together on this one.” ~ Diana Krall
  53. “You know you’re a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn’t.” ~ Jeff Foxworthy
  54. “I’m against gun control. It’s not that I like guns, it’s just that allowing Americans to have guns will increase the chances that a bunch of rednecks will blow each other’s heads off.” ~ Bobcat Goldthwait
  55. “You might be a redneck if you think people that send out graduation announcements are show-offs.” ~ Jeff Foxworthy

  56. “You might be a redneck if you watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips.” ~ Jeff Foxworthy
  57. “You might be a redneck if a full-grown ostrich has fewer feathers than your cowboy hat.” ~ Jeff Foxworthy
  58. “You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather.” ~ Jeff Foxworthy
  59. “You might be a redneck if your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve.” ~ Jeff Foxworthy

  60. “You might be a redneck if your pocketknife has ever been referred to as Exhibit A.” ~ Jeff Foxworthy
  61. “You might be a redneck if your grandmother has ever been asked to leave a bingo game because of her language.” ~ Jeff Foxworthy
  62. “You might be a redneck if you entire family has ever sat around waiting for a call from the governor to spare a loved one.” ~ Jeff Foxworthy
  63. “You might be a redneck if your sophisticated show-biz cousin is a rodeo clown.” ~ Jeff Foxworthy

  64. “You might be a redneck if your satellite dish payment delays buying school clothes for the kids.” ~ Jeff Foxworthy
  65. “I knew about Elvis. Of course, everybody knew about him then.” ~ Minnie Pearl

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