65 Dork Quotes On Success In Life

These dork quotes will inspire you. Dork, an odd, socially awkward, unstylish person.

Below you will find a collection of motivating, happy, and encouraging dork quotes, dork sayings, and dork proverbs.

Best Dork Quotes

  1. “I was a total dork in high school.” ~ Rainn Wilson
  2. “There’s very few dork movies made by dorks.” ~ Zack Snyder
  3. “I spent every day just praying that I didn’t look like a big dork on camera.” ~ Lara Flynn Boyle
  4. “I think I’ve been able to fool a lot of people because I know I’m a dork. I’m a geek.” ~ Gwen Stefani
  5. “I was a dork. I’m still kind of goofy and clumsy and not always the most graceful person.” ~ Katrina Bowden

  6. “I mean I like to be passionate and sincere but I also like to have fun and act like a dork.” ~ Kurt Cobain
  7. “I don’t think of myself as hot or cool or anything, just a dork.” ~ Ashley Olsen
  8. “To be honest, I find going out pretty scary and intimidating. Got all those people checking you out, with only one purpose: hooking up. I’m quite the dork, I’d rather sit home and play Scrabble. But that doesn’t get you a girl, does it?” ~ Wentworth Miller
  9. “In Texas, we do not hold high expectations for the [governor’s] office; it’s mostly been occupied by crooks, dorks and the comatose.” ~ Molly Ivins
  10. “I was such a dork. I was too big. I was really gangly.” ~ Kristen Johnston

  11. “I was the dork in high school who sang musical numbers up and down the hallways.” ~ Amy Adams
  12. “I just know so many people who have six or seven foreign languages and have read everything and have musical training and they are still dorks” ~ Joseph Epstein
  13. “Even if your job is a professional singer, we still dork out at home.” ~ Sheena Easton
  14. “I think Hannah gets nervous just like any other person would. She’s like a dork, personally. She’s just really, really fun.” ~ Miley Cyrus
  15. “I loved school so much that most of my classmates considered me a dork.” ~ Natalie Portman

  16. “I wore goofy hats to school and did musical theater. Most people thought I was a dork. But if you have a sense of humor about it, no one can bring you down.” ~ Zac Efron
  17. “I’m kind of a dork. I don’t have much game. I’m not particularly comfortable in bars or clubs. I much prefer being home playing Scrabble, having dinner with a couple friends, going to see a movie, or losing a whole weekend to Season 14 of Law and Order or The Simpsons.” ~ Wentworth Miller
  18. “Do you have any problems, other than that you’re unemployed, a moron, and a dork?” ~ John McEnroe
  19. “You may be wondering why there are words on my hands. That’s because I’m a dork. And I’m gonna choose not to explain myself.” ~ Hank Green
  20. “Let your inner DORK shine through.” ~ Rachel Renée Russell

  21. “Sticks and stones may break my bones, but chains and whips excite me.” ~ Rihanna
  22. “I was pretty lucky, I went to a really great school. I went to a Steiner School, which is very small and nurturing and creative, so I felt like I was in an environment where I could mature. There was less of the clique-y stuff, which can really make high school a living hell for a lot of people, going on, so I was very similar then to who I am now. I’m still a dork.” ~ Zoe Kravitz
  23. “On the outside, Oscar simply looked tired, no taller, no fatter, only the skin under his eyes, pouched from years of quiet desperation, had changed. Inside, he was in a world of hurt. He saw black flashes before his eyes. He saw himself falling through the air. He knew what he was turning into. He was turning into the worst kind of human on the planet: an old bitter dork. Saw himself at the Game Room, picking through the miniatures for the rest of his life. He didn’t want this future but he couldn’t see how it could be avoided, couldn’t figure his way out of it. Fukú.” ~ Junot Diaz
  24. “Of course I was a dork, but that’s OK. Because all the coolest people I know were dorks.” ~ Brendan Fraser
  25. “Colin thought about the dork mantra: sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me. What a dirty lie.” ~ John Green

  26. “People’s perceptions of me have nothing to do with reality. I’m basically just your average dork.” ~ Art Alexakis
  27. “I come from an art history background. I studied at a master’s degree level; I chose to dork out on art for much of my adult life. A lot of my heroes are artists and a lot of my musical heroes have an artistic side.” ~ Black Francis
  28. “Book five of Dork Diaries is one of my favorite books it brings my thoughts deep into the book and think if you haven’t read it you should you will probably fell just as I fell.” ~ Rachel Renée Russell
  29. “So, thanks,” Vivian said. “For what?” I looked up at her, confused. “For being stupid enough to love your crazy, murdering lunatic of a sister and being such a pathetic dork that I couldn’t help but love you, too” ~ Kiersten White
  30. “I am a dork in disguise; I love doing stupid stuff.” ~ Jessie J

  31. “Sometimes I get so bold and I’m so confident about what I’m doing that I actually try to be more of a dork because it’s a really liberating feeling to experience what it’s like to not care.” ~ John Mayer
  32. “Why are you talking to the King Loser Dork? You want to talk about ugly? Look at what he’s wearing. (Stone) I like a man who takes fashion chances. It’s the mark of someone who lives by his own code. A rebel. A real lone wolf is a lot sexier than a pack animal who follows orders and can’t have an opinion unless someone else gives it to him. (Nekoda)” ~ Sherrilyn Kenyon
  33. “A geek is like a dork. Someone who’s on the fringe, who you wouldn’t want to hang out with. A nerd is someone too weird and smart to fit in with the masses. Like me.” “You’re not a nerd!” “It’s okay. I know who I am. I consider it a compliment. I like when people tell me I’m weird.” I cram four Cheez Doodles into my mouth. “I mean, why be normal?” ~ Susane Colasanti
  34. “And your life,’ Katie said to Christy, ‘is turning into a rather predictable romance. Girl meets boy. Boy is a dork for four years. Girl blossoms into a gorgeous woman. Boy finds his brain. Girl turns into starry-eyed mush head.” ~ Robin Jones Gunn
  35. “I am a socially akward man-dork”-Nick” ~ Sherrilyn Kenyon

  36. “Though you did eat all the pizza.” “I only had five slices,” Simon protested, leaning his chair backward so it balanced precariously on its two back legs. “How many slices did you think were in a pizza, dork?” Clary wanted to know. “Less than five slices isn’t a meal. It’s a snack.” Simon looked apprehensively at Luke. “Does this mean you’re going to wolf out and eat me?” “Certainly not.” Luke rose to toss the pizza box into the trash. “You would be stringy and hard to digest.” ~ Cassandra Clare
  37. “Better late than never.”-Dork Diaries” ~ Rachel Renée Russell
  38. “Now I understand all those chick flicks I made fun of. ‘Cause now I’m the sappy dork willing to risk it all for the girl. Estoy enamorado…I’m in love.” ~ Simone Elkeles
  39. “Despite the fact that he no longer dressed like the big dork he did then, despite the fact that he’d swapped the nerd wear for some much cooler clothes, despite the fact that he’d let his hair go all shaggy and loose to the point where it curved down into his face in that cool guy, slightly windswept, effortless way, despite the fact that every time I looked into his brilliant blue eyes I was totally reminded of the Zac Efron poster that used to hang on my old bedroom wall, it still didn’t make it okay for him to laugh at me the way he did.” ~ Alyson Noel
  40. “That’s the one nice thing about being a dork about men: you can sometimes play it off as restrained and classy.” ~ Mindy Kaling

  41. “Shane padded back to the couch and flopped, sucking on his own can of soda. Eve shot him an exasperated look. “Yeah, man, thanks for bringing me one, too.” The raccoon eye make-up exaggerated her eye roll. “Dork.” “Didn’t know if you wanted zombie dirt sprinkled on it or anything. If you’re eating this week.” ~ Rachel Caine
  42. “I might be a dork, but I don’t want to be a jerk.” ~ Tom DeLonge
  43. “My friend named his car. And I don’t want to be judgemental, but… what a dork.” ~ Demetri Martin
  44. “On some level, I think everyone felt like a dork in high school.” ~ Grant Show
  45. “If you had known me in middle school, I was definitely not what someone would think of as Brad Pitt. That was not me. I was kind of a dork.” ~ Lucas Till

  46. “I know that I present very – they say that I present very, very calm and very, very smart, very articulate, elegant. Yeah. And I go, ‘Brilliant teams of makeup and wardrobe happened to dress me and clothe me and put my face on and do my hair. And then these brilliant teams of writers give me words to speak. I just need to make sure that I have them all in this combination in my body, in my being, and then I get to do it on camera, in front of a brilliant team of camera workers who really know how to like me and make me sound good.’ So I’m just really a dork in real life.” ~ Tamlyn Tomita
  47. “I certainly liked performing [Patrick Bateman], but it was because he thinks he’s so [bloody] cool and just the [stuff], but is really such a cheesy dork.” ~ Christian Bale
  48. “You really think all of those indie music dorks go to SXSW every year to check out music? They go there to wear their laminates and act important and try to get laid.” ~ Mark Kozelek
  49. “I felt like a dork growing up.” ~ Christina Milian
  50. “I was a regular dork. I was a kid who was scrawny and all that, and probably kind of dumb or something. I wasn’t unordinary; I wasn’t extraordinary.” ~ James Mercer

  51. “I see myself as a huge dork that laughs at my own jokes and forgets to shower sometimes.” ~ Lauren Gardner
  52. “I’m definitely excited about roles where I get to wear cool costumes. I love Game of Thrones, and would love to do something like that. I’m totally a dork.” ~ Fiona Gubelmann
  53. “It seems like only yesterday that savers were dorks. They kept piggy banks. They drove last year’s cars. They fished in their change purses for nickels while the superstars flashed credit cards. Today, values have changed. The new object of veneration is not money on the hoof but money in the bank – and the dorks all have it.” ~ Jane Bryant Quinn
  54. “People think I’m cool – it’s a virtue of my job! In real life I’m absolutely not cool, but I think if you have the courage of your convictions, and you’re confident in yourself, people will maybe think that you are even if you’re really a massive dork. Everyone has a different job where, to someone else, your job is really fancy!” ~ Shura
  55. “I was a dork hunter. That’s hard to do. I fell out of a tree.” ~ Bill Engvall

  56. “The question is, ‘how bad at sports were you as a kid?’ I grew up near where they film Jersey Shore. If you weren’t tan, muscular, and book-averse, you were a dork and a nerd and a geek and stuff. I remember being into Gary Larsen, Stephen Wright, Peter Sellers.” ~ Demetri Martin
  57. “There is also a beast, a beast of strange dimensions. He has the head of a horse and the body of a man who needs a lot of attention. He represents me in college: I was a dork-ataur.” ~ Demetri Martin
  58. “In a business that has exploited and ignored our people I have only found dead-ends. We need romantic comedies, gross-out and mockery comedies, horror and thrillers, teen movies and love-stories. All these and more will be a positive step towards the future of Native Americans in the world and film industry; an industry that that offers us not only the chance to play the parts of heroes, love interests and warriors, but also of villains, dorks and dangerous, brokenhearted products of circumstance.” ~ Misty Upham
  59. “I don’t mind assholes. It’s the dork I don’t trust. The dork is the one who’s trying to be whatever he thinks you want him to be. I trust the asshole cause you know where he’s gonna stand.” ~ Matthew McConaughey
  60. “I’m a pretty big dork. It’s crazy. I’m one of those people who grew up with all kinds of musicals, but I was right at that age where ‘Rent’ was a big deal for me and for my friends.” ~ Anna Kendrick

  61. “I try changing my surfing, which is the absolute worst thing you can do. Everyone surfs their own way. If I try to surf like someone else I look like a dork.” ~ Andy Irons
  62. “Honestly, I have a tendency to date dorks. Which means that a lot of times, I date guys that no one else would deem to be a hunk.” ~ Ivanka Trump
  63. “I’ve just always been a bit of a dork.” ~ Nate Silver

  64. “When you finally accept that you’re a complete dork, your life gets easier. No sense in trying to be cool.” ~ Reese Witherspoon
  65. “The truth is I’m a dork. I collected comics. I still love cartoons. I’d rather be at home on a Friday night than out at some club… My sense of humor is that of a geek. My likes and dislikes are that of a geek. I’ve memorized every crappy sci-fi movie there is, but still haven’t seen Schindler’s List.” ~ Nathan Fillion

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