40 Cheesecake Quotes On Success In Life

These cheesecake quotes will inspire you. Cheesecake is a sweet dessert consisting of one or more layers.

Below you will find a collection of motivating, happy, and encouraging cheesecake quotes, cheesecake sayings, and cheesecake proverbs.

Best Cheesecake Quotes

1. “Because you don’t live near a bakery doesn’t mean you have to go without cheesecake.” ~ Hedy Lamarr
2. “Love is when you have a really amazing piece of cake, and it’s the very last piece, but you let him have it.” ~ E. Lockhart
3. “I think cheesecake helps call attention to you. Then you can follow through and prove yourself.” ~ Marilyn Monroe

4. “If there’s cheesecake in the house, I’ll have some.” ~ Kelly Ripa

5. “I argued that I didn’t have any of the attributes to pose for cheesecake. I said I would have to make good on my acting ability, which was the only attribute I could offer.” ~ Teresa Wright
6. “I suspect music is auditory cheesecake, an exquisite confection crafted to tickle the sensitive spots of… our mental faculties.” ~ Steven Pinker
7. “Ice cubes likely sell more alcohol for the distilling industry than attractive models in cheesecake poses. The inconspicuous ice cubes often hide the invisible sell – invisible, that is, to the conscious mind.” ~ Wilson Bryan Key
8. “My weakness is sweets. I like bread pudding and cheesecake in particular.” ~ Vivek Murthy

9. “Ice cubes sell more alcohol for the distilling industry than sexy models in cheesecake poses.” ~ Wilson Bryan Key

10. “I might put a nicer pair of heels on and a cooler outfit, but I’m still that naughty girl who likes a slice of cheesecake on my day off.” ~ Jessie J
11. “If you have time-release pills, you could have time-release expanding cheesecakes.” ~ Homaro Cantu
12. “New York means many different things to me. It certainly means cheesecake, more species of cheesecake than I ever knew existed: rum, orange, hazelnut, chocolate marble, Italian, Boston, and of course, New York.” ~ David Frost

13. “People seem very comfortable having a kind of Cheesecake Factory-type of life.” ~ Fred D’Aguiar

14. “I’m not militant about anything. If there’s cheesecake in the house, I’ll have some. If I’m in the mood for something, I’ll have it. I don’t obsess about anything. I could have three or four “cheat days” in a week and then not have dessert for another three months.” ~ Kelly Ripa
15. “Cheesecake Factory is great. It should have Michelin stars.” ~ Blake Lively
16. “The cheesecake was smooth and lush, with the personality of a warm and well-to-do uncle who knows a hundred dirty jokes and will die of sexual exertions in the arms of his mistress.” ~ Don DeLillo

17. “Since we have a good loaf, let us not look for cheesecakes.” ~ Miguel de Cervantes

18. “Who knows how to make love stay? Tell love you are going to the Junior’s Deli on Flatbush Avenue in Brooklyn to pick up a cheesecake, and if love stays, it can have half.” ~ Tom Robbins
19. “However old you are, however much you love life, however happy you are, how healthy you are, it doesn’t matter. Nothing’s guaranteed. And I think it made me want to take that risk to expose myself as me and not as a version of myself. I don’t become Jessie J. I might put a nicer pair of heels on and a cooler outfit, but I’m still that naughty girl who likes a slice of cheesecake on my day off.” ~ Jessie J , Love for cheesecake quotes
20. “Meghan pushed her chocolate cheesecake across the table to me. I hadn’t gotten paid yet for November, so I had only ordered coffee. “Here,” she said. “Don’t you want it?” “Sure I want it. I ordered it. But I’m giving it to you.” “Why?” Meghan stood up and got me a fork. “Remember what Nora said about love? In your movie?” “Love is when you have a really amazing piece of cake, and it’s the very last piece, but you let him have it,” I said. “So it’s really amazing cake,” said Meghan. “And I want you to have it.” ~ E. Lockhart

21. “I eat mostly vegetarian. I love meat, but I think it should be enjoyed on occasion – like cheesecake or blackouts.” ~ Nadia Giosia

22. “In the ’80s, I thought I’d be a success as a woman if I were the president of a billion-dollar company, had a sensitive soul-mate husband, two bilingual children, buns of steels, and a compost heap. In the ’90s, I pretty much feel I’m a success if I can get through the afternoon without eating a cheesecake.” ~ Cathy Guisewite
23. “My favorite pudding is a toss-up between cheesecake – proper, New York cheesecake – and apple crumble and custard. Custard is very important, or dark chocolate mousse. Tea: probably Earl Grey, splash of milk.” ~ Tom Hiddleston
24. “The Cheesecake Factory is a great business model, but if you take your wife there for your 25th wedding anniversary, you might not reach your 26th.” ~ Scott Adams , Chocolate cheesecake quotes
25. “Well, what did you have for lunch?” I snapped. “Surely that’s not top-secret superhero information.” “Steak with mashed potatoes and a side salad,” Striker replied. “And a piece of chocolate cheesecake for dessert.” I gave up on conversation after that. I was too jealous of the cheesecake to continue.” ~ Jennifer Estep

26. “When a man is tired of New York he is tired of work. And thought. And cheesecake.” ~ David Frost

27. “Like most struggling writers trying to get their scripts commissioned, I had to do something odd to pay the rent. So, aged 21, I started up my own small cheesecake company in Philadelphia.” ~ Nancy Meyers
28. “Why do only the awful things become fads? I thought. Eye-rolling and Barbie and bread pudding. Why never chocolate cheesecake or thinking for yourself?” ~ Connie Willis
29. “Now, have I ever been tempted to break into a Krispy Kreme doughnut store in the middle of the night? Oh, yeah. God help us if I had a mini-bar stocked with cheesecake and chicken-fried steak.” ~ Mike Huckabee

30. “50s cheesecake meets Eskimo fake fur.” ~ Isaac Mizrahi

31. “Last night, I went to a birthday party, and this girl brought a cake and a cheesecake. And the other girls that lived in the apartment, I swear to God, all night long: ‘You’re taking that cake with you when you go. That cake’s not staying in this house.’ Like it’s this evil, Hope Diamond, nuclear, horrifying cursed thing.” ~ Janeane Garofalo
32. “I will have one of the cleanest obits of any actress. I never did cheesecake like Ann Sheridan or Betty Grable. I just used my hair.” ~ Veronica Lake
33. “The CEO of The Cheesecake Factory is now warning that Obamacare will be very costly. Hey, The Cheesecake Factory is one of the reasons we need Obamacare in the first place.” ~ Jay Leno

34. “I eat junk food, cheesecake, cheese, pizza – but just lower amounts of it.” ~ JWoww

35. “Anyone can do running. Running should be easy. It should be fun. It should include everyone. It shouldn’t be a punishment for eating cheesecake, which is what we’ve turned it into.” ~ Christopher McDougall
36. “I never did cheesecake; I just used my hair.” ~ Veronica Lake
37. “From cheesecake on a stick to meat skewers to deep-fried bananas on a stick – there are no plates anymore. In Los Angeles, everything has become a corn dog. Actually, corn dogs still work. But most other food should be stickless.” ~ Steve Carell

38. “Death is something you cannot escape, such as death, or a cheesecake that has curdled, both of which always turn up sooner later.” ~ Daniel Handler

39. “I cannot wait to go get my fried butter on a stick, and fried cheesecake on a stick and…Twinkies, especially in honor of those who would rather just be forced to eat our peas.” ~ Sarah Palin
40. “What was she thinking? Tarnished Silver? Brother. He probably practiced that smoldering look in the mirror so all women within a mile would fall over like nine pins when he smiled. Well, count her out. He was mouthwatering to look at, but so was cheesecake, and cheesecake was a heck of a lot safer.” ~ Catherine Anderson

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