Healthy Yogurt Quotes & Sayings In Life

These yogurt quotes will inspire you. Yogurt is a semi-solid food prepared from milk fermented by added bacteria, often sweetened and flavored.

A collection of motivating, happy, and encouraging yogurt quotes, yogurt sayings, and yogurt proverbs.

Best Yogurt Quotes

1. “Don’t cry over spilled milk. By this time tomorrow, it’ll be free yogurt.” ~ Stephen Colbert
2. “Everything you draw is influenced. It’s like yogurt. You need a little bit to start the next batch.” ~ Sarnath Banerjee
3. “Don’t cry over spilled milk” ~ Benjamin Franklin

4. “Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.” ~ Scott Adams

5. “Hey yogurt, if you’re so cultured, how come I never see you at the opera?” ~ Stephen Colbert
6. “A girl told me my lips looked like somebody had pressed strawberry yogurt against my face.” ~ Katherine Heigl
7. “I opened up a yogurt, underneath the lid it said, “Please try again.” because they were having a contest that I was unaware of. I thought maybe I opened the yogurt wrong. …Or maybe Yoplait was trying to inspire me… “Come on Mitchell, don’t give up!” An inspirational message from your friends at Yoplait, fruit on the bottom, hope on top.” ~ Mitch Hedberg

8. “I like to eat yogurt in the morning. It’s easy and quick and available anywhere.” ~ Maud Welzen

9. “I go to great pains to find the best yogurt and granola.” ~ Ezra Koenig
10. “The shelf life of the average trade book is somewhere between milk and yogurt.” ~ Calvin Trillin
11. “The difference between Los Angeles and yogurt is that yogurt comes with less fruit.” ~ Rush Limbaugh

12. “My favorite power food is Greek yogurt and honey.” ~ Misty May-Treanor

13. “Right now I’d love to be sitting on a Greek island somewhere because of being Greek American, eating great octopus salad and some fantastic lamb. Or sipping a little ouzo. I think the Mediterranean diet is one of the healthiest… Lots of nuts, vegetables, fruits, fresh fish, lean meats, yogurt.” ~ Cat Cora
14. “For me, having greek yogurt and some granola is the perfect start-up breakfast because it has many benefits. Its filling, healthy, and gives me energy to start my day.” ~ Shantel VanSanten
15. “I’m really into Greek yogurt, fruit and almonds. Those are my ‘go-to’ snacks.” ~ Taylor Schilling

16. “Right now I would give all the yogurt raisins in all the world for a heart made of ice.” ~ Katherine Applegate

17. “I don’t really believe in diets. I love food… If I deprive myself, I’m going to want it more. I snack on yogurt, raw cashews and cherry tomatoes.” ~ Nicole Scherzinger
18. “What’s love? Something that lasts a week or a month and that’s all you can except? Or is it just that some loves have a short shelf life? You know, like yogurt: after a week or two they go bad. And how do you recognize the other kind of love, the kind that isn’t like yogurt? The kind that’s more like… I don’t know, like peanut butter, that lasts forever and always tastes good?” ~ Katherine Applegate
19. “I don’t think I’ve ever seen pie advertised. That’s how you know it’s good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts. They advertise the bejeeezus out of yogurt, but I haven’t seen one pie commercial.” ~ Adam Carolla

20. “I eat fish, three times a week meat, and if not yogurt, something like this and it rarely continues.” ~ Karl Lagerfeld

21. “The shelf life of the modern hardback writer is somewhere between the milk and the yoghurt.” ~ John Mortimer
22. “I’m still living the life where you get home and open the fridge and there’s half a pot of yogurt and a half a can of flat Coca-Cola.” ~ Alan Rickman
23. “We incorporated new tastes and flavors into our kids’ diets from a very early age, which helped to develop their palates and prevented them from becoming picky eaters. We don’t buy junk food and give them options of fresh fruit, yogurt, raw almonds, or dried whole grain cereals for snack time.” ~ Cat Cora

24. “I had an alarm, I had nerve gas, I had a yogurt. What more could anyone want?” ~ Janet Evanovich

25. “Women don’t want all that. Women just want a partner who is considerate and attentive, who will spoon with them while reciting Keats, and feed them organic yogurt by candlelight on a seaside cliff at sunset.” ~ Stephen Colbert
26. “I don’t have sophisticated tastes. I have average tastes. If you looked in my collection of DVDs, you’d see ‘Jaws’ and ‘Star Wars.’ In the book library, you’d see John Grisham and Sidney Sheldon. And if you look in my fridge, it’s, like, children’s food – chips, milkshakes, yogurt.” ~ Simon Cowell
27. “Everyone on my team is different in terms of how long before a workout they prefer to eat. I like to eat my big meal 4.5-5 hours before I play. I usually eat a carb either rice or pasta with tofu or chicken. Around 2 hours before I play to like to eat greek yogurt with a banana.” ~ Kim Smith

28. “Merchandising, merchandising, where the real money from the movie is made.” ~ Mel Brooks

29. “When I’m taking the subway to my improv shows I will be writing in my notebook different actions that I see people doing on the train whether it’s eating yogurt or looking at where their stop is, or tripping or holding a baby. It’s not preparing scenes and ideas as much as it is stoking your brain to think observantly. Just to place observations in your head, so that they are available somewhere.” ~ Mike Birbiglia
30. “I still battle with my deeply boring diet of, essentially, yogurt and breakfast cereal and granola bars. I hate dieting. I hate having to do it to be the ‘right’ size. I’m hungry all the time. I think I’m a slender person, but the industry apparently doesn’t. All actresses are hungry all the time, I think.” ~ Julianne Moore
31. “Kids think the world is about them, so if you forgot to put the right flavor yogurt in their lunch, and they have too much homework when they come home, they’re like, “You know I hate peach!” There’s a part of me that’s like, “I’m so sorry. I could have shown my love more.”” ~ Julie Bowen , Yogurt quotes love

32. “Apparently I’m in rehab for intensive partying soooo I’m just going to lay pretty low for a bit and maybe get some frozen yogurt.” ~ Ireland Baldwin

33. “Biathletes need to eat 6.000 calories a day: six thousand! That’s the equivalent of 2 pounds of butter, 70 slices of bread, 112 eggs, 86 tabs of yogurts, 28 potatoes, 117 biscuits and 21 TWIX bars. On that basis, I could be an Olympic biathlete!” ~ Jeremy Clarkson
34. “I love almonds as a snack, and in the morning, yogurt is a fantastic go-to. Sometimes I mix them together.” ~ Alison Sweeney
35. “It’s easy to be cynical; harder is remembering that on any given day the person beside you on the subway or taking to long to pay for a tub of yogurt at the supermarket could be going through something tremendous and sorrowful and arduous.” ~ Rob Payne

36. “In the U.S., too many yogurts are filled with corn syrup, preservatives, artificial this and that. To me, this is poison.” ~ Mireille Guiliano

37. “The average trade book has a shelf life of between milk and yogurt, except for books by any member of the Irving Wallace family – they have preservatives.” ~ Calvin Trillin
38. “I wasn’t eating the right kinds of calories. I didn’t know about healthy carbs such as brown rice and lentils. Now I eat small meals throughout the day: oatmeal with cinnamon to start, fruit and yogurt as a snack, and vegetables or with chicken or tuna, and a healthy carb, like a yam, for lunch.” ~ Alison Sweeney
39. “Fage does not make great yogurt.” ~ Hamdi Ulukaya

40. “We will make yogurt with all kinds of nutritious elements. We want to provide nutrition to the poor and children.” ~ Muhammad Yunus

41. “People need a moral code, to help them make decisions. All this bio-yogurt virtue and financial self-righteousness are just filling the gap in the market. But the problem is that it’s all backwards. It’s not that you do the right thing and hope it pays off; the morally right thing is by definition the thing that gives the biggest payoff.” ~ Tana French
42. “When I write on Twitter, I do other things: I’m working, grading, or reading, and I’m procrastinating, and I’ll pop on Twitter and be like, “Hey, what’s up? Yogurt’s delicious.”” ~ Roxane Gay
43. “Billy: So good… Hey, this is weird. I ordered one frozen yogurt and they gave me two. You don’t happen to like frozen yogurt, do you?
    Penny: I love it!
    Billy: You’re kidding? What a crazy random happenstance!” ~ Joss Whedon , Frozen yogurt quotes

44. “I receive a lot of snacks and yogurt that have nearly the same name as me.” ~ Onew

45. “Let’s pass a bill to cover the moon with yogurt that will cost $5 trillion today. And then let’s pass a bill the next day to cancel that bill. We could save $5 trillion.” ~ Paul Ryan
46. “I do the cooking at home. Where we eat no more than 100 grams of meat a day and have ‘tons’ of fresh vegetables. I prepare the vegetables with a wide range of herbs, spices and such. We also keep on hand lots of fruit, yogurt and great breads.” ~ Graham Kerr
47. “This is my breakfast: Two poached eggs, turkey bacon, and a half avocado. The yolks in a poached egg are alkalizing. Avocados are a great source of fat and vitamin E; great for your skin. Its super light and not too heavy. Sometimes I like a little sweet as well, so I have a cup of plain yogurt with blueberries.” ~ April Bowlby

48. “My eating is pretty consistent. I like Greek yogurt for breakfast. I eat two giant salads a day, a broiled meat or fish, and a dark green vegetable at every meal.” ~ Veronica Webb

49. “Bulgarians eat tarator every single day in summer. They think of it as salad although we’d call it a soup. You can make it as thick or thin as you like depending on how much water you add. It’s very practical in summer because yogurt cools the body faster than water, but the water hydrates you.” ~ Elizabeth Kostova
50. “Seven Guidelines For a Healthy Diet
    1. Substitute low-fat foods for high-fat foods
    2. Cut down on meat-eat low on the food chain
    3. Avoid salty and sugary foods
    4. Cut down on sugar
    5. Emphasize whole grains
    6. Beware of alcohol
    7. Emphasize the Healthy Five:
    Raw unsalted nuts and sesame seeds
    Sprouted seeds such as soybeans
    Fresh raw wheat bran and wheat germ
    Yogurt and kefir
    Fresh fruits and vegetables” ~ Jane Fonda
51. “Many people are deficient in vitamin D. A glass of milk, for example, has only 100 IU. Other foods, such as orange juice, yogurt and cheese, are now beginning to be fortified, but you have to work fairly hard to reach 1,000 IU a day.” ~ Frank C. Garland

52. “I’m rockin’ PJ’s and no shirt. I smoke weed, eat yogurt” ~ Mac Miller

53. “I usually eat six times a day, small meals. For breakfast, an egg and a corn tortilla, salsa and cilantro, and some ham. For snacks, I’ll have an apple, some string cheese, a yogurt. For lunch, I’ll have salad with protein in it and for dinner usually steamed vegetables and chicken or fish.” ~ Sprague Grayden
54. “The one snack I really love is YoCrunch yogurt. It’s like an apple pie in a cup! You have your apples on the bottom, your yogurt in the middle, and piecrust crumbs on top.” ~ Gabby Douglas
55. “… keeping her wild-honey-and-chamomile-soaked hair from falling into her oatmeal-and-yogurt face mask” ~ Emma McLaughlin

56. “I cannot get into cottage cheese, and I’ve tried a lot. Yogurt is hard for me to eat, too. I have to hold my nose to get it down. There’s something wrong with that.” ~ Chandra Wilson

57. “I go light on breakfast. Sometimes it’s a yogurt, but a lot of times it’s leftovers from one of my wife’s dinners.” ~ Ice Cube
58. “Cows given genetically modified growth hormones make more milk, but have painful swollen udders, have ulcers, joint pain, miscarriages, deformed calves, infertility, and much shorter life spans. Their milk contains blood, pus, tranquilizers, antibiotics, and an insulin growth factor that can cause a fourfold increase in prostate cancer and a sevenfold rise in breast cancer. This is the milk used in our school lunch programs and served to our children. This is the milk that you buy every day. This is the milk used in all cheeses, yogurts, butter, and cream.” ~ Kevin Trudeau
59. “I honestly just love Greek yogurt and honey, and berries, and some KIND granola or something because that’s always something that I’m down to eat. But everything else, like anything savory, just has to be ordered really last minute because I never know.” ~ Chrissy Teigen , Greek yogurt quotes

60. “Here’s how you get Hollywood in Positano: You need a nail salon and a yogurt place.” ~ Anne Hathaway

61. “The Mongols consumed a steady diet of meat, milk, yogurt, and other dairy products, and they fought men who lived on gruel made from various grains. The grain diet of the peasant warriors stunted their bones, rotted their teeth, and left them weak and prone to disease. In contrast, the poorest Mongol soldier ate mostly protein, thereby giving him strong teeth and bones.” ~ Jack Weatherford
62. “I respect so much the work that so many women do, but that’s just not what I do. I have a job where I advertise yogurt that makes you poop, and people love it and tell me about their bowel movements, every day.” ~ Jamie Lee Curtis

63. “He got me a cup of tea with honey, toast with honey, yogurt with honey like I was John the Baptist with the flu.” ~ Anne Lamott

64. “Growing up in eastern Turkey, I was not really involved with the family business – sheep and cow farming, yogurt and cheese making. But I think I learned from my father the unspoken business language or instincts that go back thousands of years.” ~ Hamdi Ulukaya
65. “I spent two years in Palo Alto – what an awful, suffocating place for those of us who don’t care about yoga, yogurts, and start-ups – and now I have moved to Cambridge, MA – which, in many respects, is like Palo Alto but a bit snarkier.” ~ Evgeny Morozov

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