146 Funny Inspirational Quotes About Life And Happiness

Everyone loves to enjoy and laugh in life. An inspiration that brings a smile, what more you can ask for. These funny inspirational quotes will make your day the perfect one.

Best Funny Inspirational Quotes

1. “I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.” – Winston Churchill
2. “I’m bored’ is a useless thing to say. I mean, you live in a great, big, vast world that you’ve seen none percent of. Even the inside of your own mind is endless; it goes on forever, inwardly, do you understand? The fact that you’re alive is amazing, so you don’t get to say ‘I’m bored.” – Louis C.K.
3. “Follow your passion, stay true to yourself, never follow someone else’s path unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path then by all means you should follow that.” – Ellen Degeneres
4. “A lot of people think the whole purpose of life is just to collect stuff. You’ve seen the bumper sticker: ‘He who dies with the most toys wins.’ The truth is, ‘He who dies with the most toys … still dies!’” – Rick Warren
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6. “Try walking forward while looking over your shoulder and see how far you get. The same goes for life. Look forward!” – Martin Henderson
7. “You can’t wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.” – Jack London

8. “If you’re going to be thinking, you may as well think big.” – Donald Trump

9. “Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door.” – Kyle Chandler
10. “Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.” –  Albert Einstein
11. “People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.” – A.A. Milne
12. “Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.” – Will Rogers
13. “Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.” – Mark Twain
14. “Try to be like the turtle – at ease in your own shell.” – Bill Copeland
15. “You can’t expect to meet the challenges of today with yesterday’s tools and expect to be in business tomorrow.” – Raina Chapman
16. “If you go to bed at night and think about your day and you haven’t laughed very much, then you must jump out of bed and go do something fun.” – Marlo Morgan
17. “Life is like a sewer… what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.” – Tom Lehrer
18. “Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.” – Isaac Asimov

19. “Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.” – Truman Capote

20. “If you’re going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now.” – Marie Osmond
21. “There are no traffic jams along the extra mile.” – Roger Staubach
22. “Humor is the most powerful thing that uses laughter as its bases to chase your blues away.” – Kareena Kapoor, funny inspirational quotes about life and happiness
23. “Life is like photography. You need the negatives to develop.” – Anonymous
24. “Life is a blank canvass, and you need to throw all the paint on it you can.” – Danny Kaye
25. “If you hit the target every time it’s too near or too big.” – Tom Hirshfield
26. “There’s never enough time to do all the nothing you want.” – Bill Watterson
27. “If you end up with a boring, miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.” – Frank Zappa

28. “Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget tossing in the lifeboats.” – Voltaire

29. “The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office.” – Robert Frost, funny inspirational quotes from the office
30. “Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer If you don’t design your own life plan, chances are you’ll fall into someone else’s plan. And guess what they have planned for you? Not much.” – Ellen DeGeneres
31. “I have a simple philosophy: Fill what’s empty. Empty what’s full. Scratch where it itches.” – Alice Roosevelt Longworth
32. “Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. –Voltaire, I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.” – Benjamin Franklin
33. “In the end, all business operations can be reduced to three words: people, product and profits. Unless you’ve got a good team, you can’t do much with the other two.”-  Lee Iacocca, funny inspirational quotes business
34. “Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing ’til it gets there.” – Josh Billings
35. “When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.” – Cathy Guisewite

36. “Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.” -Charles Schulz

37. “Edison failed 10, 000 times before he made the electric light. Do not be discouraged if you fail a few times.” -Napoleon Hill
38. “Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: If you’re alive it isn’t.” – Richard Bach
39. “I’ll probably never fully become what I wanted to be when I grew up, but that’s probably because I wanted to be a ninja princess.” – Cassandra Duffy
40. “By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.” – Robert Frost,  funny inspirational quotes for work
41. “My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.” – Dave Barry
42. “Whoever said, ‘It’s not whether you win or lose that counts,’ probably lost.” – Martina Navratilova
43. “If you fall, I’ll always be there. – The Floor Focus, focus, focus! What am I, a telescope?!” – Naruto Uzumaki
44. “I intend to live forever. So far, so good.” – Steven Wright
45. “If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.” – Steven Wright
46. “I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book.” – Groucho Marx
47. “Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep.” – Carl Sandburg

48. “All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.” – Mark Twain

49. “If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.” –Yogi Berra
50. “It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn’t give it up because by then I was too famous.” – Robert Benchley
51. “Luck is what you have leftover after you give 100 percent.” – Langston Coleman, funny inspirational quotes about life
52. “We don’t stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.” – George Bernard Shaw
53. “The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.” – Mark Twain
54. “When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That’s relativity.” – Albert Einstein
55. “Some people are like clouds. when they disappear, it’s a beautiful day.”
56. “When Life puts you in a tough situation, don’t say “Why me”, say “Try me”. – Anonymous
57. “Age is of no importance unless you’re a cheese.” – Billie Burke
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59. “The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for.” – Maureen Dowd
60. “It takes less time to do things right than to explain why you did it wrong.” – Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
61. “The key to success is not through achievement but through enthusiasm.” –Malcolm Forbes
62. “I cannot afford to waste my time making money.” – Louis Agassiz
63. “People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.” -Zig Ziglar

64. “If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.” – Dalai Lama

65. “When I hear somebody sigh, ‘Life is hard,’ I am always tempted to ask, ‘Compared to what?’ -Sydney Harris I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.” -Lily Tomlin
66. “Well-behaved women seldom make history.” – Laurel Thatcher Ulrich
67. “Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get a warm feeling that it brings.” – Robert Bloch
    
68. “The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.” – Albert Einstein
69. “Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.” – Oscar Wilde
70. “When you do not know what you are doing and what you are doing is the best – that is an inspiration.” – Robert Bresson, funny inspirational quotes of the day
71. “It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question.” – Eugene Ionesco Decouvertes
72. “Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.” – Mae West
73. “You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose. You’re on your own. And you know what you know. And YOU are the one who’ll decide where to go.” – Dr. Seuss
74. “Even a stopped clock is right twice every day. After some years, it can boast of a long series of successes.” – Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach
75. “Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger.” – Franklin P. Jones
76. “You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.”  Woody Allen

77. “Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive” – Elbert Hubbard

78. “There’s power in looking silly and not caring that you do” – Amy Poehler
79. “For some, life is like a river. It becomes overpowering, uncontrollable and sometimes wild.” – Ravindranath Jayaratne, funny inspirational quotes about strength
80. “Be Happy. It Drives People Crazy.”
81. “I tried to be normal once…. Worst two minutes of my life.” – Anonymous
82. “Kill them with success and bury them with a smile.” – Anonymous
83. “The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.” – Terry Pratchett
84. “I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.” –Ron White
85. “Society is like a stew. If you don’t stir it up every once in a while then a layer of scum floats to the top.” – Edward Abbey
86. “Aspire to inspire before we expire.”
87. “Common sense is a flower that doesn’t grow in everyone’s garden.”

88. “Do what you feel in your heart to be right – for you’ll be criticized anyway.”

89. “Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad” – Miles Kington
90. “You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.” – Sam Levenson, funny inspirational quotes about school
91. “Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in one ahead” – Bill MCGLASHEN
92. “My life has been filled with terrible misfortune; most of which never happened” – Montaigne
93. “The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time” – Friedrich Nietzsche
94. “Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.” – Isaac Asimov
95. “When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.”
96. “The great thing about getting older is that you don’t lose all the other ages you’ve been.” -Madeleine L’Engle
97. “It’s funny, I spent the first half of my life desperately trying not to become my mother, and now I am spending the second half of my life desperately hoping to become half the woman that she is.” – Helen C. Escott

98. “Life only delivers to people that create their own postal code.” – Jelani Daniel

99. “I have to be successful because I like expensive things.” – Anonymous, funny inspirational quotes for college students
100. “Eliminating procrastination from our lives is like trying to stop a moving train; it’s not easy.” – Joseph R. Ferrari
101. “Chairs were created because someone, somewhere, wanted to solve a big problem: sitting on rocks causes sore bottoms.” – Bill Burnett
102. “An old dog can learn new tricks. If your enthusiasm has lost its vitality, do everything possible to revive it.” – Don McArt
103. “The only time I don’t have any problems in this world is when I am already six feet below the ground.” – James Jason
104. “Watching a person who successfully loses fifty pounds and changes her life is more inspirational than listening to a fitness coach with a perfect body.” – Martin Meadows
105. “When you pray be careful of how you respond to what you get. I read somewhere that if you pray for rain. . . don’t complain about the mud!” – Hyacinth Mottley

106. “A mother is the best friend God ever gave.” – Christian Nestell Bovee

107. “To be successful, regardless of the field, one needs to be a participant in the field of battle, rather than a spectator.” – Charles Duncan
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109. “The successful know that the road to success is always under construction; they understand the roughness of it and never expected it to be smooth.” – Hernert O Nobleman
110. “So, if you feel a smile begin, don’t leave it undetected, let’s start an epidemic quick, and get the world infected!” – Russel H. Conwell
111. “Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.” – Mark Twain
112. “A man is not paid for having a head and hands, but for using them.” – Elbert Hubbard
113. “Our snooze button does not have the power to delay the sun from rising in the morning. Time simply does not wait for anyone.” – Ted Robbins
     

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114. “Yesterday, I forgot how a friend hurt my feelings. Today, I forgot what I did to make him mad.” – Ariele M. Huff
115. “Goal setting is similar to travelling from point A to point B within a city. If you clearly understand what the goal is, you will definitely reach the destination because you know its address.” – Thomas Abreu
116. “He has a heart of gold – only harder.” – Adolphe Menjou
117. “A boat doesn’t go forward if each is rowing his own way.“ – African Proverb, funny inspirational quotes and sayings
118. “A concentrated mind will pierce a rock.” – Japanese proverb
119. “What matters is not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight of the dog.” – Coach Bear Bryant
120. “If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?” – Jerry Seinfeld
121. “Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects.” – Arnold H. Glasow
122. “Marriage is when a man loses his bachelor’s degree And women gets her master’s degree.” – Muhammad Asim
123. “In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins: cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later.” – Harold Geneen
124. “Time, indeed, is a sacred gift, and each day is a little life.” – John Lubbock, funny inspirational quotes about life lessons
125. “If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders.” – Abigail Van Buren
126. “Start by doing what’s necessary, then what’s possible, and suddenly you are doing the impossible.”- St. Francis of Assisi
127. “Too often we visit the well of divine abundance with a teacup instead of a bucket.” – Elinor MacDonald

128. “I think you can destroy your now by worrying about tomorrow.” – Janis Joplin

129. “If I’d known I was gonna live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself.” – Eubie Blake
130. “In a child’s lunch box are a mother’s thoughts.” – Japanese Proverb
131. “Time is more valuable than money. You can get more money, but you cannot get more time.” – Jim Rohn
132. “A business like an automobile, has to be driven, in order to get results.” – B C Forbes
133. “We can see a thousand miracles around us every day. What is more supernatural than an egg yolk turning into a chicken?” – Rutherford Platt
134. “It’s a funny old life . . . man’s lucky if he gets out of it alive.” – W. C. Fields
135. “We didn’t lose the game, we just ran out of time.” – Vince Lombardi
136. “Complain a lot and people will hear you but not listen.” – Catherine Pulsifer
137. “Life is an error-making and an error-correcting process.” – Jonas Salk
138. “Life is short. Eat dessert first.” – Anonymous, funny inspirational quotes by unknown
139. “Is prayer your steering wheel or your spare tire?” – Corrie Ten Boom
     “People will sit up and take notice of you if you will sit up and take notice of what makes them sit up and take notice.” – Frank Romer

140. “Time is nature’s way of keeping everything from happening at once.” – Woody Allen

141. “Young people tell you what they are doing, old people what they have done, and fools what they wish to do.” – French Proverb
142. “Change is not a four letter word… but often your reaction to it is!” – Jeffrey Gitomer
143. “Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.” -Thomas Eddison, funny inspirational quotes about work
144. “The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… one step at a time.” ― Joe Girard
145. “If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?” – George Carlin
146. “Life is not a static thing. The only people who do not change their minds are incompetents in asylums, and those in cemeteries.” – Everett McKinley Dirksen