Inspirational Toast Quotes For Friends, Life

These toast quotes will inspire you. Toast sliced bread browned on both sides by exposure to radiant heat, such as a grill or fire; or a call to a gathering of people to raise their glasses and drink together in honor of a person or thing, or an instance of drinking in this way.

A collection of motivating, happy, and encouraging toast quotes, toast sayings, and toast proverbs.

Best Toast Quotes

  1. “If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?” ~ Steven Wright
  2. “Come grow old with me. The best is yet to be.” ~ William Wordsworth
  3. “May your neighbors respect you, trouble neglect you, angels protect you and heaven accept you” ~ Drake
  4. “Drink to me only with thine eyes, And I will pledge with mine; Or leave a kiss but in the cup And I’ll not look for wine.” ~ Ben Jonson

  5. “God gives us our relatives – thank God we can choose our friends.” ~ Addison Mizner , Toast quotes for friends
  6. “To the old, long life and treasure; To the young, all health and pleasure.” ~ Ben Jonson
  7. “Whenever you’re wrong, admit it; Whenever you’re right, shut up.” ~ Ogden Nash
  8. “The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.” ~ Eleanor Roosevelt

  9. “Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same.” ~ Emily Bronte
  10. “Work is the curse of the drinking classes.” ~ Oscar Wilde
  11. “Here’s to our wives and girlfriends…may they never meet!” ~ Groucho Marx
  12. “Life, lift the full goblet–away with all sorrow– The circle of friendship what freedom would sever? Today is our own, and a fig for tomorrow– Here’s to the Fourth and our country forever.” ~ Franklin P. Adams

  13. “I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” ~ Rita Rudner
  14. “Here’s to the maiden of bashful fifteen; Here’s to the widow of fifty; Here’s to the flaunting, extravagant queen, And here’s to the housewife that’s thrifty! Let the toast pass; Drink to the lass; I’ll warrant she’ll prove an excuse for the glass.” ~ Richard Brinsley Sheridan
  15. “Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.” ~ Ernest Hemingway
  16. “A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.” ~ Mignon McLaughlin

  17. “Marriage is like a golden ring in a chain, whose beginning is a glance and whose ending is eternity.” ~ Khalil Gibran
  18. “grow old with me. the best is yet to be. the last of life for which the first was made.” ~ Robert Browning
  19. “Here’s to our beloved George Washington, the Joshua of America, who commanded the sun and the moon to stand still – and they obeyed.” ~ Benjamin Franklin
  20. “When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven!” ~ Brian O’Rourke

  21. “Guys wake up at your place and they expect breakfast. They don’t eat bagels and M&M’s in the morning. They want things like toast. I say, ‘I don’t have these recipes.'” ~ Elayne Boosler
  22. “I have no idea what I’m going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny.” ~ Don Rickles
  23. “Anarchy wears two faces, both Creator and Destroyer. Thus Destroyers topple empires; make a canvas of clean rubble where creators can then build a better world. Rubble once achieved makes further ruins’ means irrelevant. Away with our explosives, then! Away with our Destroyers! They have no place within our better world. But let us raise a toast to all our bombers, all our bastards, most unlovely and most unforgivable, let’s drink their health, then meet with them no more.” ~ Alan Moore
  24. “Few people arise in the morning as hungry for God as they are for cornflakes or toast and eggs.” ~ Dallas Willard

  25. “It is impossible not to love someone who makes toast for you.” ~ Nigel Slater
  26. “My friend I wish health to you,
    I also wish wealth to you;
    I wish the best that life can give to you,
    And may dreams always come true to you.
    May fortune to kind to you,
    And happiness be true to you;
    And love be so sweet to you
    And life be long and good to you.
    And in this toast we give to you
    Our love we all give to you.” ~ Willie Jolley
  27. “May our house always be too small to hold all of our friends.” ~ Myrtle Reed
  28. “May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions.” ~ Joey Lauren Adams

  29. “May you live all the days of your life.” ~ Jonathan Swift
  30. “Stir the eggnog, lift the toddy, Happy New Year everybody.” ~ Phyllis McGinley
  31. “Best while you have it use your breath, There is no drinking after death.” ~ Dario Fo
  32. “Grow old with me! The best is yet to be.” ~ Robert Browning

  33. “Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.” ~ Oprah Winfrey
  34. “What counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how compatible you are but how you deal with incompatibility.” ~ Leo Tolstoy
  35. “Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who makes you laugh every day, ah, now that’s a real treat.” ~ Joanne Woodward
  36. “We love because it’s the only true adventure.” ~ Nikki Giovanni

  37. “An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.” ~ Bill Vaughan
  38. “Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction.” ~ Antoine de Saint-Exupery
  39. “Night and day you are the one, Only you beneath the moon and under the sun.” ~ Cole Porter
  40. “Without love, the world itself would not survive.” ~ Lope de Vega

  41. “A good marriage is at least 80% good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The rest is trust.” ~ Nanette Newman
  42. “We never live so intensely as when we love strongly. We never realize ourselves so vividly as when we are in full glow of love for others.” ~ Walter Rauschenbusch
  43. “I was the toast of two continents: Greenland and Australia.” ~ Dorothy Parker
  44. “Night and day, you are the one.” ~ Cole Porter

  45. “a good marriage is that in which each appoints the other guardian of his solitude” ~ Rainer Maria Rilke
  46. “We are each other’s harvest; we are each other’s business; we are each other’s magnitude and bond.” ~ Gwendolyn Brooks
  47. “A meal without wine is like a day without sun” ~ Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
  48. “In Ireland, the inevitable never happens and the unexpected constantly occurs.” ~ John Pentland Mahaffy

  49. “We are each other’s magnitude and bond.” ~ Gwendolyn Brooks
  50. “Love one another, but make not a bond of love.” ~ Khalil Gibran
  51. “A health to the nut-brown lass, With the hazel eyes: let it pass. . . . . As much to the lively grey ‘Tis as good i’ th’ night as day: . . . . She’s a savor to the glass, And excuse to make it pass.” ~ John Suckling
  52. “In our life, there is a single color, as on an artist’s palette, which provides the meaning of life and art. It is the color of love.” ~ Marc Chagall

  53. “One word
    Frees us of all the weight and pain of life:
    That word is love.” ~ Sophocles
  54. “There is no more lovely, friendly, and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage.” ~ Martin Luther
  55. “Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of growths” ~ Mark Twain
  56. “Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century.” ~ Mark Twain

  57. “Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to.” ~ Bill Vaughan
  58. “When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.” ~ Henny Youngman
  59. “The man or woman you really love will never grow old to you. Through the wrinkles of time, through the bowed frame of years, you will always see the dear face and feel the warm heart union of your eternal love.” ~ Alfred Armand Montapert
  60. “Love is a canvas furnished by Nature and embroidered by imagination.” ~ Voltaire

  61. “Time for you and time for me, And time yet for a hundred indecisions, And for a hundred visions and revisions, Before the taking of a toast and tea.” ~ T. S. Eliot
  62. “I give you this toast: To the Hobbits. May they outlast the Saruman’s and see spring again in the trees.” ~ J. R. R. Tolkien
  63. “A toast to the weapons of war, may they rust in peace.” ~ Robert Orben

  64. “Unbuttered toast is a substance half complete, and to be forced to eat it in that state is necessarily to feel deprived.” ~ John Thorne
  65. “We’ll laugh and toast to nothing, and smash our empty glasses down.” ~ Joni Mitchell

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