Beetlejuice Quotes For Success In Life

These Beetlejuice quotes will motivate you. Beetlejuice is a 1988 American fantasy comedy film directed by Tim Burton, produced by The Geffen Company, and distributed by Warner Bros. Pictures.

The plot revolves around a recently deceased couple (Alec Baldwin and Geena Davis) who become ghosts haunting their former home, and an obnoxious, devious poltergeist named Betelgeuse (pronounced and occasionally spelled Beetlejuice in the film and portrayed by Michael Keaton) from the Netherworld who tries to scare away the new inhabitants (Catherine O’Hara, Jeffrey Jones, and Winona Ryder).

Best Beetlejuice Quotes

1. “My whole life is a dark room. One big dark room.” ~ Beetlejuice
2. “I wonder where a guy, an everyday Joe like myself can find a little action.” ~ Beetlejuice
3. “Sandworms…you know I hate ’em!” ~ Beetlejuice
4. “Well, I’ve read through that handbook for the recently deceased. It says, ‘live people ignore the strange and unusual. I, myself, am strange and unusual.” ~ Beetlejuice
5. “I will live with you in this hellhole, but I must express myself.” — Delia Deetz

6. “Go ahead, make my millennium.” — Beetlejuice

7. “I, myself, am strange and unusual.” — Lydia Deetz
8. “I’m tellin’ ya, honey, she meant nothin’ to me. Nothin’ at all!” — Beetlejuice
9. “What did you expect? You’re dead!” — Juno
10. “Delia Deetz: If you don’t let me gut out this house and make it my own, I will go insane, and I will take you with me!
    Charles Deetz: Yeah, well you know, maybe the house could use a little remodeling. Uh… But, why don’t you just leave this room alone, okay?
    Delia Deetz: Okay.
    Barbara Maitland: I’m gonna get her.”

11. “I’m a ghost with the most, babe.” — Beetlejuice

12. “Welcome to Winter River, museum of natural greed; a monument to the bored businessman! Come on a little closer! Step right up! Test your strength!” — Beetlejuice
13. “There’s a word for people in our situation: ghosts.” — Adam
14. “We’re dead. I don’t think we have very much to worry about anymore.” — Adam
15. “I didn’t realize you were into the supernatural.” — Bernard
16. “Don’t mind her. She’s still upset because somebody dropped a house on her sister.” — Otho
17. “These aren’t my rules. Come to think of it. I don’t have any rules.” ~ Beetlejuice

18. “I myself am strange and unusual.” — Delia Deetz

19. “Barbara Maitland: We’re very unhappy.
    Juno: What did you expect, you’re dead.”
20. “I’m a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively.” — Beetlejuice
21. “These aren’t my rules. Come to think of it, I don’t have any rules.” — Beetlejuice
22. “It’s showtime.” — Beetlejuice
23. “Never trust the living!” — Juno
24. “You have got to take the upper hand in all situations or people, whether they’re dead or alive, will walk all over you.” — Delia Deetz
25. “You’ve read my mind! So few clients are up for the experience!” — Otho

26. “I am alone. I am *utterly* alone.” — Lydia Deetz

27. “Betelgeuse: It’s Showtime.
    Betelgeuse: It’s showtime.
    Betelgeuse: It’s showtime!”
28. “I’ve read through that handbook for the recently deceased. It says: ‘live people ignore the strange and unusual.’” — Lydia Deetz
29. “Please, they’re dead. It’s a little late to be neurotic.” — Delia Deetz
30. “Are you a ghost, too?” — Lydia Deetz
31. “We come for your daughter, Chuck.” — Betelgeuse

32. “I have a feeling there’s something very interesting behind that door.” — Otho

33. “I know just as much about the supernatural as I do about interior design.” — Otho
34. “What’s the good of being a ghost if you can’t frighten people away?” — Barbara
35. “Maybe you can relax in a haunted house, but I can’t.” — Lydia Deetz
36. “Otho: There’s absolutely no organic flowthrough.
    Delia Deetz: I noticed that too; it’s like a giant… ant farm.
    Delia Deetz: I noticed that too, it’s like a giant ant farm.”

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