Famous Wig Quotes On Success In Life

These wig quotes will inspire you. A wig is a covering for the head made of real or artificial hair, typically worn by people for adornment or by people trying to conceal their baldness or in England by judges and barristers in courts of law.

A collection of motivating, happy, and encouraging wig quotes, wig sayings, and wig proverbs.

Best Wig Quotes

  1. “All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff.” ~ Frank Zappa
  2. “My wigs are ever-changing in height, width, color, size. They make me feel happy. Wearing them makes me feel like I can be a different person every day and that is kind of exciting.” ~ Nicki Minaj
  3. “As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself.” ~ Ginnifer Goodwin
  4. “There’s a heart beneath the boobs and a brain beneath the wig.” ~ Dolly Parton

  5. “I do wear wigs. … I sometimes make the joke about me standing on a hilltop with my hair blowing in the wind – and me too proud to run after it.” ~ Dolly Parton
  6. “I don’t want a wig that looks like a wig; I want one that could pass for a weave.” ~ Nicki Minaj
  7. “I never could get my hair to do what I wanted it to do, so I started wearing the wigs. It all came from a very serious place. I wanted to look a certain way.” ~ Dolly Parton
  8. “Your wig steers the gig.” ~ Lord Buckley

  9. “When I’m bored or tired of being blonde, I’ll throw on a wig. It’s a lot less of a permanent way to change your look, and I have about 10 – all different colors, shapes, bobs, long hair, short, feathered.” ~ Sara Blakely
  10. “It’s all or nothing with my makeup. If I get dressed up, I’ll go to an extreme. I’ll wear foundation, bright blue or bright red lipstick with one of my weird purple wigs.” ~ Angelina Jolie
  11. “I can’t tell you what a pleasure it is to just put my hair under a wig cap and slap on a wig that’s already done. It’s dress up for your hair!” ~ Felicity Huffman
  12. “For Heaven’s sake discard the monstrous wig which makes the English judges look like rats peeping through bunches of oakum.” ~ Thomas Jefferson

  13. “President George Washington used to wear a wig and make-up. I mean, c’mon, if he could do it, I can do it.” ~ Nikki Sixx
  14. “My house used to be haunted, but the ghosts haven’t been back since the night I tried on all my wigs.” ~ Phyllis Diller
  15. “I was kidnapped by aliens, they came down from outer space with ray guns, but I fooled them by wearing a wig and laughing in a foreign accent, and I escaped.” ~ Neil Gaiman
  16. “A wig is a wig is a wig.” ~ Billy Zane

  17. “Now I usually try not to give advice. Information, yes, advice, no. But, what has worked for me may not work for you. Well, take for instance what has worked for me. Wigs. Tight clothes. Push up bras.” ~ Dolly Parton
  18. “When I get up in the morning and put on a pink or a green wig, I see myself as a piece of animation. It lets me be the person I want to be, a person who’s not embarrassed to have fun.” ~ Nicki Minaj
  19. “lots of women buy just as many wigs and makeup things as I do … They just don’t wear them all at the same time.” ~ Dolly Parton
  20. “If I negate powdered wigs, I am still left with unpowdered wigs.” ~ Karl Marx

  21. “Sometimes people think I’m wearing a wig when I’m not wearing a wig, and then sometimes they think I’m not wearing a wig when I am wearing a wig.” ~ Nicolas Cage
  22. “Well, in Twilight, I started out dying my hair blonde. And then, as the movie progressed, I wore wigs. The wigs went through a transformation. In Breaking Dawn, it’s a little longer. That’s my arc.” ~ Peter Facinelli
  23. “Blondes do have more fun. But sometimes I look in the mirror and still feel like I’m wearing a wig.” ~ Emma Stone
  24. “Three things are men most likely to be cheated in, a horse, a wig, and a wife.” ~ Benjamin Franklin

  25. “Once I put that wig on, I didn’t say an intelligent thing for four months. My voice went up. I walked differently. I’d ask incredibly stupid questions.” ~ Sigourney Weaver
  26. “Even when I was a kid, I had this insane head of flaming hair. It looked like a wig.” ~ Kate Mara
  27. “Fine-tuning the institutions built by powdered wig guys two hundred years ago is a long shot at holding the whole thing together.” ~ Terence McKenna
  28. “As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday.” ~ Ashley Jensen

  29. “You wiggle to the left, you wiggle to the right, you do the Ooby Dooby with all your might.” ~ Roy Orbison
  30. “Once a guy starts using a wig, he has to keep using one. It’s, like, his fate. That’s why wig makers make such huge profits. I hate to say it, but they’re like drug dealers.” ~ Haruki Murakami
  31. “I do wear weaves and I do wear wigs.” ~ Tamar Braxton
  32. “Acting is not my favourite thing. I don’t like wearing costumes and wigs.” ~ Victoria Wood

  33. “I do not have a helmet. But this is a wig, so it’s a little protective.” ~ Zach Galifianakis
  34. “If people think I’m a dumb blonde, because of the way I look, then they’re dumber than they think I am. If people think I’m not very deep because of my wigs and outfits, then they’re not very deep.” ~ Dolly Parton
  35. “Basically what I had to do was do a 7 minute board and pitch it to a room of big wigs from the network and based on that they determined if I would get a short or not.” ~ Craig McCracken
  36. “Facts, like telescopes and wigs for gentlemen, were a seventeenth-century invention.” ~ Alasdair MacIntyre

  37. “You know, if I tell the press that I like long blonde hair, the next day there will be girls with long hair wigs outside waiting for me.” ~ Andy Lau , Hair wig quotes
  38. “So many actors wear wigs nowadays. Besides, if someone is hiring me because of how I wear my hair, I don’t want to work with them anyway.” ~ Maria Bello
  39. “I’m acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part.” ~ Eva Gabor
  40. “If I don’t wear a wig, I’m called a nasty f*g, if I do wear a wig, I’m hilarious.” ~ Roy Haylock

  41. “I look around me and I don’t see any rock’n’roll at the moment. Instead it’s all choreography and stylists and wigs and stuff. It’s like they’re afraid to let the music breathe. No one has their own identity like the Ronettes did back in the day. We had the skirts with the slits up the side, sort of tough, sort of Spanish Harlem cool, but sweet too. We didn’t have no dancers, we didn’t have no goddamn wigs.” ~ Ronnie Spector
  42. “I wear a lot of wigs as Jacques Mesrine. He’d wear multiple wigs and take them off one at a time to rob three banks in one hour.” ~ Vincent Cassel
  43. “Triumphant Tories, and desponding Whigs, Forget their feuds, and join to save their wigs.” ~ Jonathan Swift
  44. “Trump appeals to right-wingnuts because when the going gets tough, they wig out.” ~ Michael R. Burch

  45. “When I was Elvira, it was probably the phase of my hair getting too high. I thought that if really high hair was good, then really higher hair was even better. So I just started having my hair get higher and higher. In some of the pictures, we had to cut off the picture because it was like Marge Simpson. So that was embarrassing. The wig phase.” ~ Cassandra Peterson
  46. “Hey, our Founding Fathers wore long hair and powdered wigs – I don’t see anybody trying to look like them today, either… But we do look to them as role models.” ~ Leigh Steinberg
  47. “I love those preliminary conversations about who a character is. You try on wigs, shoes and clothes. It’s preferable when it’s not about looking pretty. It can get a little dull to just be cute. We talk about things like, maybe my character can’t afford these Christian Louboutins.” ~ Rachel McAdams
  48. “As funny as watching a man in a wig trying to hold down a job on a helipad” ~ Rhod Gilbert

  49. “I’ve made no secret of the fact that I often wear wigs and have in fact launched my own Dynasty range, named after various characters. I find this saves a ton of time – as well as my own hair.” ~ Joan Collins
  50. “I hate Halloween. I hate dressing up. I hate – I wear wigs, makeup, costumes every day. Halloween is like, my least favorite holiday.” ~ Amy Poehler
  51. “You can’t do four movies and be good to everybody and be flying all night and shooting all day with a different wig and then be going to sing on Broadway without feeling a little tired. You endlessly feel you’re letting somebody down.” ~ Sarah Jessica Parker
  52. “I’ve seen more convincing wigs on William Shatner.” ~ John Larroquette

  53. “Hair extensions and wigs are not the same thing. Wigs are for old ladies and drag queens. Extensions are for women who want longer hair. To be safe, never bring it up if you think a woman is wearing either. No good comes of it.” ~ Jennifer Coolidge
  54. “All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff…Basically what people want to hear is: I love you, you love me, the leaves turn brown, they fell off the trees, the wind is blowing, it got cold, you went away, my heart broke, you came back, and my heart was okay…Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear. Most people wouldn’t know good music if it came up and bit them on the ass…If lyrics make people do things, how come we don’t love each other?” ~ Frank Zappa
  55. “In fact my favourite thing is the wig because I’m a very lazy actor so every time I put it on, in order to keep it straight, they kept on telling me to tip my head back because otherwise I was eating it all the time.” ~ Jason Isaacs
  56. “I have so much hair; I have a separate wig closet in my house.” ~ Sherri Shepherd

  57. “At its heart, the quest that trans people are on is to have the same thing that straight — and gay — people have: the ability to wake up in the morning and be ourselves, without permission, without apology. Our lives should not be defined by wigs, or surgery, or which bathroom we use. Our lives should be defined by our identities, and the truth we bear in our hearts.” ~ Jennifer Finney Boylan
  58. “I just want to say, that if Jesus were alive, what would he be doing? Well, he would probably be accepting and loving people how they’re made. And I always say this and it’s really the truth. If being 4’11 was a sin, what would I do? Well, I could wear heels and I could add a wig.” ~ Kristin Chenoweth
  59. “Sometimes, just to give the impression that you have the strength and the vitality demands a lot. You can’t always give that impression when you have heels and a wig on and it’s 40 degrees outside.” ~ Catherine Deneuve
  60. “We have to have powder for our wigs; that is why so many poor people have no bread.” ~ Jean-Jacques Rousseau

  61. “When I first started wearing wigs, I didn’t know you had to anchor them down with bobby pins. I walked out during a windy day and my wig blew off and got stuck to a branch. I was walking while my wig was hanging! If that’s not the most embarrassing thing… but you have to use bobby pins.” ~ Sherri Shepherd
  62. “Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor?” ~ Frank Moore Colby
  63. “If you wear a wig, everybody notices. But if you then dye the wig, people notice the dye.” ~ Andy Warhol

  64. “Some people even think I wear a wig. Do they think I went into a salon one day and said, Can you please screw this up really bad?” ~ Carrot Top
  65. “I’m the artist formally known as Beck. I have a genius wig. When I put that wig on, then the true genius emerges. I don’t have enough hair to be a genius. I think you have to have hair going everywhere.” ~ Beck

The wig is an artificial covering of hair for all or most of the head, of either synthetic or natural hair, worn to be stylish or more attractive.

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