65 Wednesday Quotes On Success In Life

These Wednesday quotes will inspire you. Wednesday is the day of the week between Tuesday and Thursday.

Below you will find a collection of motivating, happy, and encouraging Wednesday quotes, Wednesday sayings, and Wednesday proverbs.

Inspirational Wednesday Quotes

1. “I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when I am threatened with having nothing left for my old age – which is due to start next Tuesday or Wednesday.” ~ Noel Coward
2. “A Wednesday with no rain is a dry hump day.” ~ Demetri Martin
3. “I like the good life too much, I’m not good at going on stage night after night and on wet Wednesday afternoons.” ~ Anthony Hopkins

4. “Happy Wednesday! Happiness is found from within when you learn to appreciate your blessings, LIVE in the present and LOVE!” ~ Tracey Edmonds

5. “The Tuesday scowls, the Wednesday growls, the Thursday curses, the Friday howls, the Saturday snores, the Sunday yawns, the Monday morns, the Monday morns. The whacks, the moans, the cracks, the groans, the welts, the squeaks, the belts, the shrieks, the pricks, the prayers, the kicks, the tears, the skelps, and the yelps.” ~ Samuel Beckett
6. “”Some things may change,” said Wednesday, abruptly. “People, however… People stay the same.”” ~ Neil Gaiman
7. “I suppose everybody has a mental picture of the days of the week, some seeing them as a circle, some as an endless line, and others again, for all I know, as triangles and cubes. Mine is a wavy line proceeding to infinity, dipping to Wednesday which is the colour of old silver dark with polishing and rising again to a pale gold Sunday. This day has a feeling in my picture of warmth and light breezes and sunshine and afternoons that stretch to infinity and mornings full of far-off bells.” ~ Angela Thirkell

8. “They didn’t want it good, they wanted it Wednesday.” ~ Robert A. Heinlein

9. “I’ve heard of Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday. But I’ve never heard of Someday.” ~ Reverend Ike
10. “Happy Wednesday Fam! Dream BIG, live courageously, communicate honestly, be mindful, act with kindness, and SPREAD LOVE TODAY and EVERY DAY !” ~ Tracey Edmonds
11. “My job is to give people who work hard all week something to enjoy on Saturdays and Wednesdays.” ~ Arsene Wenger

12. “Never schedule a board meeting on Wednesday because it kills two weekends.” ~ Kurt Vonnegut

13. “I think vestigially there’s a synesthete in me but not like a real one who immediately knows what colour Wednesday is.” ~ A. S. Byatt
14. “People think that you have to do something huge, like go to Africa and build a school, but you can make a small change in a day. If you change Wednesday, then you change Thursday. Pretty soon it’s a week, then a month, then a year. It’s bite-size, as opposed to feeling like you have to turn your life inside out to make changes.” ~ Hoda Kotb
15. “It was like trying to break up with the color orange, or Wednesday, or silent e. It was the most passionate and tumultuous relationship I’d ever known.” ~ Rob Sheffield
16. “It’s a voluntary act. I cannot punish anyone not taking the public transport, but I want everyone, from the highest-ranking officers to the lowest, to take public transport every Wednesday.” ~ Veerappa Moily

17. “If all our national holidays were observed on Wednesdays, we could wind up with nine-day weekends.” ~ George Carlin

18. “I went out there for a thousand a week, and I worked Monday, and I got fired Wednesday. The guy that hired me was out of town Tuesday.” ~ Nelson Algren , Wednesday quotes for work
19. “A dull, dark, depressing day in Winter: the whole world looks like a Methodist church at Wednesday night prayer meeting.” ~ H. L. Mencken
20. “When a day that you happen to know is Wednesday starts off by sounding like Sunday, there is something seriously wrong somewhere.” ~ John Wyndham
21. “I’m a sinner. I don’t always love God as strongly as I could or as directly as I should. Ash Wednesday reminds me that it is only through God that I have life; He gave it to me. God forgives. He loves. And He gives this sinner a second chance. Put simply: my God kicks ash.” ~ Mark Hart

22. “Help!!!! Why is Wednesday spelled like that?!!!!” ~ Blake Shelton

23. “Practical! On Wednesday afternoons I could be practically anything. What’s up?” ~ Kit Williams
24. “If I love you Wednesday, What is that to you? I do not love you Thursday – so much is true.” ~ Edna St. Vincent Millay
25. “Happy Wednesday! Practice compassion. Lift others. Learn to encourage rather than criticize. You’ll feel better when you help others feel better.” ~ Tracey Edmonds

26. “There are more myths about Black Wednesday than the Greeks ever created.” ~ John Major

27. “Fennel, which is the spice for Wednesdays, the day of averages, of middle-aged people. . . . Fennel . . . smelling of changes to come.” ~ Chitra Banerjee Divakaruni
28. “The Pentagon tested an anti-missile system in New Mexico Wednesday. The test was an incomplete success. While the interceptor was shooting down the incoming missile, three thousand illegal aliens walked right across the border under its nose.” ~ Argus Hamilton
29. “My attitude toward progress has passed from antagonism to boredom. I have long ceased to argue with people who prefer Thursday to Wednesday because it is Thursday.” ~ Gilbert K. Chesterton

30. “I’m very happy to have moved to West Ham because I can play for a better team than Sheffield Wednesday.” ~ Paolo Di Canio

31. “Dying was just an extended version of Ash Wednesday.” ~ Don DeLillo
32. “John Cassavetes wrote A Woman Under the Influence as a play. He said, “Hey, I wrote you a play.” And I said, “Great, let’s read it.” I read it and I said, “John, I couldn’t do this every night and twice on Wednesday and Saturday”.” ~ Gena Rowlands
33. “On Tuesday, the so-called Islamic State released a slickly produced video showing a Jordanian pilot being burned alive in a steel cage. On Wednesday, the United Nations issued a report detailing various ‘mass executions of boys, as well as reports of beheadings, crucifixions of children, and burying children alive’ at the hands of the Islamic State.” ~ Jonah Goldberg
34. “We need steady hands, not a president who says he’s neutral on Monday, pro-Israel on Tuesday, and who knows what on Wednesday, because everything’s negotiable.” ~ Hillary Clinton

35. “It opens Wednesday or Friday.” ~ Chris Pine

36. “After the horrific massacre Wednesday at the French weekly satirical magazine Charlie Hebdo, perhaps the West will finally put away its legion of useless tropes trying to deny the relationship between violence and radical Islam.” ~ Ayaan Hirsi Ali
37. “The director took my face in his hands and asked me to show him my teeth, as with a horse. This happened on a Wednesday, and by the following Monday I was shooting.” ~ Victoria Abril
38. “The bottom line is more tax money is going to be needed. Just how much will be the primary issue on the agenda when Congressional leaders meet with the President later today, Wednesday, May the 9th, 1990. And good morning, welcome to Today. It’s a Wednesday morning, a day when the budget picture, frankly, seems gloomier than ever. It now seems the time has come to pay the fiddler for our costly dance of the Reagan years.” ~ Bryant Gumbel
39. “[Donald Trump] has offered me a position. Very early on. In fact, the election night or the wee hours of Wednesday, he did. And I am very humbled by that. I think that it’s everybody’s dream to serve their nation at the highest level if they can. But I have four small children and I need to balance all types of personal and professional considerations.” ~ Kellyanne Conway

40. “This is a roadside attraction,’ said Wednesday. ‘One of the finest. Which means it is a place of power.” ~ Neil Gaiman

41. “There are things about organized religion which I resent. Christ is revered as the Prince of Peace, but more blood has been shed in his name than any other figure in history. You show me one step forward in the name of religion, and I’ll show you a hundred retrogressions…I’m for decency—period. I’m for anything and everything that bodes love and consideration for my fellow man. But when lip service to some mysterious deity permits bestiality on Wednesday and absolution on Sunday—count me out.” ~ Frank Sinatra
42. “I ‘ve got this weird day that changed my life. I woke up one Wednesday, and my wife’s a lawyer, she was off to get on a plane, to go to a business meeting somewhere else, and she said, “I think you might be a father. I have to go to the airport.” It was like, six in the morning, and I was like, “That’s great – what?!” I called her at noon once her flight landed, to confirm that I hadn’t dreamt the thing she told me.” ~ Lin-Manuel Miranda

43. “I don’t really have any position to complain about my job. Yeah, every job has its moments like, “Ah, you know, it’s Wednesday.” But I’m blessed. I love my work.” ~ John Darnielle

44. “Chinese President Jiang Zemin met with former Bill Clinton in Hong Kong Wednesday. What a contrast. One is a ruthless communist who gains popularity by damaging the United States, while the other guy runs China.” ~ Argus Hamilton
45. “The number-one show in America on Sundays will be Celebrity Apprentice. Monday nights, The Voice will be number one. Wednesday nights, Survivor will be number one. And Friday nights, Shark Tank will be number one. It just takes some time management for me to focus.” ~ Scott Raab
46. “Hillary Clinton ripped FBI Director Louis Freeh on Wednesday. She said she can’t understand how FBI documents could vanish and then mysteriously reappear. She has to say that or she’d be thrown out of the Magician’s Society.” ~ Argus Hamilton
47. “President Bush paid homage Wednesday to World War II veterans of Normandy at the D-Day Memorial. Later that night, his twin daughters paid a special tribute to World War II veterans of the Pacific. They each downed two kamikazes.” ~ Argus Hamilton

48. “The house in Chappaqua is up for sale, … and you can get it for a bargain on Wednesday.” ~ Rudy Giuliani

49. “Guns, double-crosses, hitmen… I can get used to a lot of things, but I’m never going to get used to sleeping where apocalypse bugs mate,” Wednesday said, walking into the room looking around. She dropped her Birkin on the floor and heard something scuttling behind the cheap plastic wood print veneer-covered dresser. She turned to face Alvin, her head cocked to the side. “Seriously. I’m not saying five-star… I’m saying go on Expedia and find a place that actually has stars… any stars.” ~ Dennis Sharp
50. “I have great admiration and respect for the editors, writers, and artists of the comic books. They’re turning out, I don’t know, maybe 100 Batman stories a year, and the character turns 70 years old in May. It’s incredible: for 70 years, on a weekly basis, every Wednesday, there is some Batman story coming out, if not a bunch of Batman stories coming out.” ~ Michael Uslan
51. “Many years ago in a period commonly know as Next Friday Afternoon, there lived a King who was very Gloomy on Tuesday mornings because he was so Sad thinking about how Unhappy he had been on Monday and how completely Mournful he would be on Wednesday.” ~ Walt Kelly

52. “I ended up rooming in a dorm that was basically a solid wall of female scientists. And every Wednesday, we would all watch “Star Trek: Next Generation.”” ~ Naomi Novik

53. “I went through the natural process that most actors go through. I brought myself out here, had an audition on a Wednesday; then had a call-back on Thursday, had a call-back on Friday and I had it by Friday afternoon.” ~ Sean Mahon
54. “You’re an actor, you want to do a scene in class. But one of the things I’ve always had is I’ve always had a really good memory. So I would go and watch a movie and then I would see a scene in the movie and I go, hey I’d like to do that in class this Wednesday.” ~ Quentin Tarantino
55. “If people depend on me to be a man of truth, I have to prove again and again and again and again that I am a man of truth. It cannot be that on Monday I am a man of truth, on Tuesday I speak three-quarters truth, Wednesday I speak half-truth, on Thursday I speak one-quarter truth, on Friday I don’t speak at all, and on Saturday I can’t even think how to speak the truth.” ~ Harbhajan Singh Yogi
56. “So, you could often say things are terrible and that accounts for what happened, or things are really bright, and that accounts for what happened. Often, the real explanation for what happened is much more subtle and interesting and involves maybe small shocks or what a couple people did on a Wednesday morning that changed the arc of history.” ~ Cass Sunstein

57. “What is honor? a word. What is in that word honor? what is that honor? air. A trim reckoning! Who hath it? he that died o’ Wednesday. Doth he feel it? no. Doth he hear it? no.” ~ William Shakespeare

58. “It’s only life. We all get through it. Not all of us complete the journey in the same condition. Along the way, some lose their legs or eyes in acidents or altercations, while others skate through the years with nothing worse to worry about than an occassional bad-hair day. I still possessed both legs and both eyes, and even my hair looked all right when I rose that Wednesday morning in late January. If I returned to bed sixteen hours later, having lost all my hair but nothing else, I would consider the day a triumph. Even minus a few teeth, I’d call it a triumph.” ~ Dean Koontz
59. “There were a lot of great things you could go and hear for very little money at the time [ ’80s]. Mike Stern is still playing at the 55 Bar on Mondays or Wednesdays.” ~ Jon Gordon
60. “I had it together on Sunday. By Monday at noon it had cracked. On Tuesday debris Was descending on me. And by Wednesday no part was intact. On Thursday I picked up some pieces. On Friday I picked up the rest. By Saturday, late, It was almost set straight. And on Sunday the world was impressed With how well I had got it together.” ~ Judith Viorst

61. “The Illinois Senate passed a bill on Wednesday to legalize medical marijuana. The bill was passed after the state senator said, ‘Come on, dude, pass it. Come on.'” ~ Jimmy Fallon

62. “Here’s how it works: the president makes decisions. He’s the decider. The press secretary announces those decisions, and you people of the press type those decisions down. Make, announce, type. Just put ’em through a spell check and go home. The greatest thing about this man is he’s steady. You know where he stands. He believes the same thing Wednesday that he believed on Monday, no matter what happened Tuesday. Events can change; this man’s beliefs never will.” ~ Stephen Colbert
63. “If you can’t hold your own, you’re gonna get knocked out. You’re bleeding all over the place. There are many, many nights that these boys are crawling off the mats. They drop from body shots, their nose is just bleeding like a faucet. On Wednesday nights, they come in and get a beating. It only happens once with these guys. You’ll get karate experts or Tae Kwon Do experts and they can’t hold a candle.” ~ Tim Sylvia
64. “I do doubles on Monday and Thursday, take Wednesday off or do easy cardio, do doubles on Thursday and Friday, and the weekend I just get outside and get active – jog or bike ride, or play tennis with my mom.” ~ Mikaela Shiffrin
65. “Anyone who has undergone home repair lately knows that your everyday artisan uses language so loosely and makes false promises so glibly as to make your politicians, even the presidential candidate, seem like a model of accuracy and rectitude. ‘Be there Wednesday at nine,’ the workman will tell you. It is a lie. He is humoring you. He says it to silence you, the way you tell a child you will take it to Disneyland if it will stop crying.” ~ Mary McGrory

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