65 Ted Nugent Quotes On Success In Life

Theodore Anthony Nugent is an American singer-songwriter, guitarist, and political activist. Nugent initially gained fame as the lead guitarist of The Amboy Dukes, a band formed in 1963 that played psychedelic rock and hard rock. These Ted Nugent quotes will motivate you.

Best Ted Nugent Quotes

1. “There will come a time when the gun owners of America, the law-abiding gun owners of America, will be the Rosa Parks and we will sit down on the front seat of the bus, case closed.” ~ Ted Nugent
2. “If you’re not upsetting idiots, you might be an idiot.” ~ Ted Nugent
3. “I didn’t invent the middle finger, but I perfected the use of it.” ~ Ted Nugent

4. “If guns cause crime, all of mine are defective.” ~ Ted Nugent

5. “I hunt deer because they aren’t capable of higher forms of thinking. All they care about is, ‘What am I going to eat next, who am I going to screw next, and can I run fast enough to get away’. They are very much like the French in that way.” ~ Ted Nugent
6. “I have obviously failed to galvanize and prod, if not shame enough Americans to be ever vigilant not to let a Chicago communist raised communist educated communist nurtured subhuman mongrel like the ACORN community organizer gangster Barack Hussein Obama to weasel his way into the top office of authority in the United States of America.” ~ Ted Nugent
7. “To my mind it is wholly irresponsible to go into the world incapable of preventing violence, injury, crime, and death. How feeble is the mindset to accept defenselessness. How unnatural. How cheap. How cowardly. How pathetic.” ~ Ted Nugent
8. “The culture war in America can best be described by the battle between workin’ hard, playin’ hard s – tkickers that bust our ass to make America strong by earning our own way and kickin’ maximum ass versus soulless weaklings who have been brainwashed into thinking they are entitled to a free ride.” ~ Ted Nugent

9. “Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians – except for the occasional mountain lion steak.” ~ Ted Nugent

10. “There are hundreds of millions of gun owners in this country, and not one of them will have an accident today. The only misuse of guns comes in environments where there are drugs, alcohol, bad parents, and undisciplined children. Period.” ~ Ted Nugent
11. “I’m Beginning To Wonder If It Would Have Been Best Had The South Won The Civil War.” ~ Ted Nugent
12. “My idea of fast food is a mallard.” ~ Ted Nugent
13. “If the coyote’s in your living room pissing on your couch, it’s not the coyote’s fault. It’s your fault for not shooting him.” ~ Ted Nugent

14. “God gave us the gift of life. It is the most precious gift ever. To be unarmed is to be helpless to protect that gift; that is outright irresponsible.” ~ Ted Nugent

15. “The war is coming to the streets of America and if you are not keeping and bearing and practicing with your arms then you will be helpless and you will be the victim of evil.” ~ Ted Nugent
16. “Practice, practice, practice. Practice until you get a guitar welt on your chest…if it makes you feel good, don’t stop until you see the blood from your fingers. Then you’ll know you’re on to something!” ~ Ted Nugent
17. “Sometimes too much tolerance can kill you. If you are tolerant of people poisoning themselves to death they will drag you down. They will ruin your life by being intentional obstacles to your dreams.” ~ Ted Nugent
18. “Hunting is the last perfect thing.” ~ Ted Nugent
19. “The spirit of the woods is like an old good friend, makes me feel warm and good inside. I knew his name and it was good to see him again, cause in the wind he’s still alive.” ~ Ted Nugent

20. “Animals have rights, to be smothered with garlic and butter!” ~ Ted Nugent

21. “To show you how radical I am, I want carjackers dead. I want rapists dead. I want burglars dead. I want child molesters dead. I want the bad guys dead. No court case. No parole. No early release. I want ’em dead. Get a gun and when they attack you, shoot ’em.” ~ Ted Nugent
22. “Use your lives wisely, my friends, and conserve these precious freedoms for future generations.” ~ Ted Nugent
23. “Everyone, including Hillary Clinton, knows Hillary is an unsavory and unethical scoundrel, an obvious and accomplished liar and, if America had a real Justice Department that actually cared about serving up equal justice under the law, she would be facing a number of felony charges.” ~ Ted Nugent

24. “There aren’t really any actual misconceptions, just dumb people versus good, honest people.” ~ Ted Nugent

25. “Well, on that day I ceased cleansing my body. No more brushing my teeth, no more washing my hair, no baths, no soap, no water. Thirty days of debris build. I stopped shavin’ and I was 18, had a little scraggly beard, really looked like a hippie…Then two weeks before, I stopped eating any food with nutritional value…Then a week before, I stopped going to the bathroom. I did it in my pants. poop, piss the whole shot. My pants got crusted up.” ~ Ted Nugent
26. “If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed – like chickens, like turkeys, like deer, like Canadian geese.” ~ Ted Nugent
27. “Pat Buchanan… was fired by MSNBC for doing nothing more than voicing his rock-solid conservative thoughts on the otherwise failing network… The real message of the left is intolerance, zealotry, bigotry and hate. The left has no use for the First Amendment or the rest of the Constitution unless it fits their multicultural, euro-socialist agenda, which is failing all across Europe and everywhere it is practiced.” ~ Ted Nugent

28. “The Second Amendment of our Bill of Rights is my Concealed Weapons Permit, period.” ~ Ted Nugent

29. “I have a job to pay attention. It is my number one duty as a human being – to earn an experiment in self-government every day by spotlighting cockroaches who violate their oath to the US constitution and wipe their ass with the US Constitution.” ~ Ted Nugent
30. “I’m repulsed at the concept of man-on-man sex, I think it’s against nature, I think it’s strange as hell, but if that’s what you are, I love you. I’m not going to judge people’s morals. I say live and let live.” ~ Ted Nugent
31. “Whenever I donate a hunting trip for the Children’s Leukemia Foundation, Ronald McDonald Cancer House, all these children’s charities, I offer the anti-hunters an opportunity: if you donate more to the children’s charity than the hunters donate we won’t go hunting.” ~ Ted Nugent
32. “There was a time when man stood strong, right was right and wrong was wrong.” ~ Ted Nugent

33. “If you don’t have a sense of humor, you’ll hurt yourself arguing with me.” ~ Ted Nugent

34. “I don’t like repeat offenders; I like dead offenders.” ~ Ted Nugent
35. “It was psychobabbler Abraham Maslow who wrote of the phenomena of self-actualization. What Maslow failed to grasp is that reaching true self-actualization can only be ultimately achieved when you have your own brand of ammunition.” ~ Ted Nugent
36. “What the hell is social justice? What sort of fool can imagine income equality as dictated by bureaucrats and government thugs? I dare anyone to attempt to explain those drug-inspired fantasies in meaningful terms.” ~ Ted Nugent
37. “How dare politicians continue to pass insane laws forcing good, law-abiding people to be defenseless and helpless.” ~ Ted Nugent
38. “According to Democrats it’s racist, jingoistic and xenophobic to support enforcing America’s immigration laws. What’s next for Democrats, labeling heterosexual sex as homophobic?” ~ Ted Nugent

39. “Organized religion is good for wars, battles, pissin’ and moanin’ and not much else.” ~ Ted Nugent

40. “Fortunately, as it pertains to guns, my dad and uncle introduced me to guns the way it needs to be done: smart, slow and safe.” ~ Ted Nugent
41. “I’m not in the leftist controlled Rock and Roll Hall of Fame because of my political views, primarily my lifelong militant support of the NRA, the Second Amendment, and my belief that the only good bad guy is a dead bad guy.” ~ Ted Nugent
42. “Name me a society that doesn’t love barbeque. It doesn’t exist. Mankind is barbeque celebration.” ~ Ted Nugent
43. “I never thought too highly of anyone foolish enough to take on the nickname of a life-destroying dope product and promote such family-destroying conduct on stage.” ~ Ted Nugent

44. “Without question, the Red Ryder BB gun is the most important gun in the history of American weaponry.” ~ Ted Nugent

45. “Where you have the most armed citizens in America, you have the lowest violent crime rate. Where you have the worst gun control, you have the highest crime rate.” ~ Ted Nugent
46. “And let’s all be honest here; more of us believe in the American hero Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s thorough investigation into your phony birth certificate and phony history than the phony media’s smoke and mirrors.” ~ Ted Nugent
47. “James Brown’s Live at the Apollo is not just a musical whiplash, it’s a spiritual cleansing. You can just close your eyes and see him doing the splits, kicking the mic stand and doing a 360.” ~ Ted Nugent

48. “If Barack Obama becomes the president in November again, I will either be dead or in jail by this time next year.” ~ Ted Nugent

49. “Ozzy, God bless him, is super talented. He is a great man. He is a man of heart and soul and goodwill. He is a very funny man but he is a perfect poster child of why I have never touched drugs, alcohol, tobacco or fast food.” ~ Ted Nugent
50. “Nobody is going to invest a fortune into good orchard land, all the farming equipment necessary, the fertilizer, the seedlings, the nonstop Herculean work effort needed to grow apples, then bring them to the fruit stand for people to take home for free.” ~ Ted Nugent
51. “A man must stand up for what he believes in – especially in this culture war between good and evil.” ~ Ted Nugent
52. “Our soldiers did not go to some foreign country and risk their lives in vain and defend our Constitution so that decades later you can tell me it’s a living document ever changing and is open to interpretation. The guys who wrote it were light years ahead of anyone today, and they meant what they said – now leave the document alone, or there’s going to be trouble.” ~ Ted Nugent

53. “If Elvis Presley had been a bowhunter, he’d probably be alive today.” ~ Ted Nugent

54. “They got how many trillions of dollars in gold and silver and jewelry and art and real estate and stained glass and they’re passing the basket on Sunday so they can get the tomato farmers’ donation?” ~ Ted Nugent
55. “They got how many trillions of dollars in gold and silver and jewelry and art and real estate and stained glass and they’re passing the basket on Sunday so they can get the tomato farmers’ donation?” ~ Ted Nugent
56. “Music is the great connector.” ~ Ted Nugent

57. “Anybody that wants to disarm me can drop dead.” ~ Ted Nugent

58. “Mankind: A quality of life upgrade is available to each and every one of you. It should give you a quality of life upgrade, which means no drugs, no alcohol, no fast food – unless, of course, it’s a mallard.” ~ Ted Nugent
59. “I have busted more hippies’ noses than all the narcs in the free world.” ~ Ted Nugent
60. “I make a pussy purr with the stroke of my hand.” ~ Ted Nugent

61. “My haters are laughable punks, my supporters the greatest people that ever lived.” ~ Ted Nugent

62. “Mao Tse Tung lives and his name is Barack Hussein Obama. This country should be ashamed. I wanna throw up.” ~ Ted Nugent
63. “The Indians the needed some food, and some skins for a roof. They only took what they needed, baby, millions of buffalo were the proof.” ~ Ted Nugent
64. “The freedom-hating gun-grabbers do not care about reducing crime or saving lives, or they wouldn’t be fighting for more gun-free zones where the most innocent lives are always slaughtered. Those squawking the loudest for banning guns from we the people will not get rid of their we-the-people tax-dollar-paid armed security guards.” ~ Ted Nugent
65. “I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on happiness.” ~ Ted Nugent

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