65 Saturday Night Quotes On Success In Life

These Saturday night quotes will inspire you. Saturday night, traditionally a time for recreation and social events because the next day is not a working day.

A collection of motivating, happy, and encouraging Saturday night quotes, Saturday night sayings, and Saturday night proverbs.

Best Saturday Night Quotes

1. “Middle-age is when you’re sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn’t for you.” ~ Ogden Nash
2. “Live every day as if it were Saturday night.” ~ Al McGuire
3. “It’s a fine line between Saturday night and Sunday morning.” ~ Jimmy Buffett

4. “Another Saturday night and I ain’t got nobody.” ~ Sam Cooke

5. “Every man has a right to a Saturday night bath.” ~ Lyndon B. Johnson
6. “Blow your brains out and do it right, make sure it’s on prime time and on Saturday night.” ~ Ray Davies
7. “Music is what mathematics does on a Saturday night.” ~ Aaron Sorkin

8. “If you see me on Friday, you’ll see different material on Saturday night.” ~ Kathy Griffin

9. “Different cocktails for different Saturday nights.” ~ Drew Barrymore
10. “I have to be alone very often. I’d be quite happy if I spent from Saturday night until Monday morning alone in my apartment. That’s how I refuel.” ~ Audrey Hepburn
11. “It was Saturday night and I was feelin kinda funny,
    Gold around my neck, pockets full of money.” ~ Schoolly D

12. “Saturday night is perfect for writers because other people have “plans.” ~ Mike Birbiglia

13. “I want a Sunday kind of love
    A love to last past Saturday night
    And I’d like to know it’s more than love at first sight” ~ Etta James
14. “Friday and Saturday nights have a funny way of revealing what we really believe on Sunday mornings.” ~ Mark Hart
15. “You may try your experiment for a week and see how you like it. I think by Saturday night you will find that all play and no work is as bad as all work and no play” ~ Louisa May Alcott

16. “I love Saturday nights with my best friend and a big bowl of pasta, wanting a good scare, something that will say, ‘Listen, your life is not as bad as this. Your life can be so much worse’.” ~ Vera Farmiga

17. “Satire is what closes on Saturday night.” ~ George S. Kaufman
18. “I don’t know what your childhood was like, but we didn’t have much money. We’d go to a movie on a Saturday night, then on Wednesday night my parents would walk us over to the library. It was such a big deal, to go in and get my own book.” ~ Robert Redford
19. “There’s nothing revolutionary about Saturday Night Fever . You can see the same kind of movement at your local disco.” ~ Gene Kelly

20. “Most of the time you’re too busy to think about it. But every now and then you say, ‘I work at ‘Saturday Night Live,’ and that is so cool.” ~ Tina Fey

21. “Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.” ~ Woody Allen
22. “Satire is what closes Saturday night.” ~ Juvenal
23. “I didn’t always have 14,000 people wanting to hang out with me on a Saturday night.” ~ Taylor Swift

24. “I can’t understand why more people aren’t bisexual. It would double your chances for a date on Saturday night.” ~ Woody Allen

25. “When I was on ‘Saturday Night Live,’ all I did was work.” ~ Molly Shannon
26. “I wanted to be on ‘Saturday Night Live’ since I was ten.” ~ Olivia Wilde
27. “I can tell you how bad our boards are… I don’t have to watch Saturday Night Live anymore; I just go to the board meetings.” ~ Carl Icahn

28. “I love ‘Saturday Night Live,’ and it’s such a funny show. I don’t know if I’m funny enough to be on it but definitely would be interested in doing it.” ~ Lindsey Vonn

29. “Doing Saturday Night Live definitely affects my relationship with my girlfriend and with my family, because you feel so much pressure to do well that night. But I think everyone’s grown to accept that and so they give me my space at the show.” ~ Adam Sandler , Saturday night quotes with friends
30. “The trouble with Freud is that he never played the Glasgow Empire Saturday night.” ~ Ken Dodd
31. “The entire behind the scenes of Saturday Night Live are all Canadian.” ~ Jamie Farr

32. “My one light American Spirit that I smoke once a week, on Saturday night.” ~ Gwyneth Paltrow

33. “I do miss Saturday Night Live, that’s for sure. There’s nothing like it. I just hosted, and I felt I’d only been away for a week.” ~ Mike Myers
34. “There are … just two kinds of girls. Those who go down town Saturday nights, and those who don’t.” ~ Edna Ferber
35. “In the pit of her stomach she realized that everything she raged against on Saturday night– the restrictions, rules, and guidelines– was born of an ancient fervor. Every rule ever established, from the beginning of time, invited mutiny.” ~ Robin Jones Gunn

36. “Well, I loved variety in television, I loved sketch comedy. At ‘Saturday Night Live,’ I stayed almost seven years.” ~ Dana Carvey

37. “One of my most exciting Saturday nights was just me and a bottle of wine and a crochet book.” ~ Jessica Pare
38. “Malcolm: A karate master does not kill people with his bare hands. He does not lose his temper and kill his wife. The person who kills is the person who has no discipline, no restraint, and who has purchased his power in the form of a Saturday night special. And that is why you think that to build a place like this is simple. Hammond: It was simple. Malcolm: Then why did it go wrong?” ~ Michael Crichton
39. “When a show has been on for so long, you lose fans, you gain fans. I remember this from ‘Saturday Night Live.'” ~ Kevin Nealon

40. “I think, for sure, ‘Saturday Night Fever’ and ‘Pulp Fiction’ were kind of bookends for – or the pillars of – my career.” ~ John Travolta

41. “I was meant to date the captain of the football team, I was going to be on a romantic excursion every Saturday night, I was destined to be collecting corsages from every boy in town before prom, accepting such floral offerings like competing sacrifices to a Delphic goddess.” ~ Elizabeth Wurtzel
42. “When you build characters from the outside in, they become, oftentimes they become like ‘Saturday Night Live’ characters or they become like caricatures of the character.” ~ Ashton Kutcher
43. “I went to see Chris Rock on Saturday night here in Atlanta, and he made a statement in his comedy. He said, look, when you’re the big person, when you’re the rich person, poor people can say stuff about you, but it’s downright wrong and brutal for rich people to beat up on poor people. He said people who are larger can lampoon people who are skinnier, but not the opposite.” ~ Michael Eric Dyson

44. “It’s always nerve-wracking when you’re hosting “Saturday Night Live.” You either sink or swim.” ~ Christina Aguilera

45. “I tend to think that there is a sophistication to everything at ‘Saturday Night Live,’ including the sketches.” ~ Fred Armisen
46. “Saturday night at my house, I often trot out classic movies and force the urchins to watch them. There is much wailing and gnashing of teeth, but I think it’s important to teach kids about American culture, and films are certainly a big part of it.” ~ Bill O’Reilly
47. “Nihilism in American comedy came along way before ‘The Simpsons.’ There was a fairly nihilistic point of view to ‘Saturday Night Live,’ for instance, back in the beginning, and a lot of really dark comedy had a really anti-sentimental take on life.” ~ Matt Groening

48. “10 years ago, I would’ve host Saturday Night Live. But to me, the show has declined. For some reason, humor isn’t what it was. It just, to me, it’s not as funny as it was, not as sharply satirical.” ~ Dick Van Dyke

49. “If I have a rare Saturday night when I can go out to see a movie, I look at the paper and I go, ‘Hmm, what’s the best medicine for my mind?’ I’m going, ‘What’s the most escapist, fun entertainment I can go to?’ So I think that’s number one, first and foremost, because that’s why I think people go to movies. It’s a bonus that there’s something real.” ~ Jonathan Mostow
50. “I enjoy Saturday night racing.” ~ Dale Earnhardt
51. “I started on ‘Saturday Night Live’ the same time Conan started on ‘Late Night.’ We just had a relationship because I would be upstairs in the studio and whenever he couldn’t get a guest – which was often back then since he was just starting out – he would just call me down to be a guest.” ~ Norm MacDonald

52. “I know my mom said as early as she can remember letting me watch TV, my one treat a week when I was like 6 was to stay up and watch ‘Saturday Night Live.'” ~ Rashida Jones

53. “I used to sneak up to the 8th floor and watch Eddie Murphy and Joe Piscopo rehearsing ‘Saturday Night Live’ and could only wonder if I would ever have the chance to be funny. It took me five years to go up the two stories, but it is such a sense of fulfillment to be able to show what I can do on national television.” ~ Dana Carvey
54. “I was always a silent comedy nerd. I would stay up late and sneak downstairs to watch ‘Saturday Night Live’ and ‘Kids in the Hall,’ and things like that. Very early on, my parents realized that I was not going to be an engineer or a doctor. I just don’t have those inclinations, at all.” ~ Mindy Kaling
55. “Football games are on TV, and it doesn’t affect stadium attendance at all. It’s the same with movies. People who really love movies and like to go out on a Saturday night will go to the movie theater.” ~ George Lucas

56. “Bollywood stars are versatile; they not only act, but each one has the dance skills of John Travolta in ‘Saturday Night Fever.'” ~ Christian Louboutin

57. “During ‘Saturday Night Fever’ at the end of the first act dance number I tried to perform a split-jump, only I can’t do them so I ended up on my ass followed by the most unsightly backward roll out of it, followed by the cast falling over in laughter and a good portion of the audience too.” ~ Adam Garcia , Saturday night quotes fever
58. “I left ‘Saturday Night Live’ without a film to go to, and I’d filmed ‘Old School’ while I was in my last season of the show, and that hadn’t come out yet. I was a free agent, in a way, but I knew it was time to leave the show and test the water.” ~ Will Ferrell
59. “I think ‘Saturday Night Live’, starting in the 1970s, really gave women an outlet to be funny. A lot of those women went on to have film careers, from Kristen Wiig now to Tina Fey and Gilda Radner.” ~ Emma Stone

60. “By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured performer on Saturday Night Live.” ~ Sarah Silverman

61. “Saturday Night Live is a show that I think I could have a lot of fun on, just being different characters and maybe singing, too.” ~ Jill Scott
62. “Before I had children, I was – everything about my life was devoted to “Saturday Night Live.”” ~ Maya Rudolph

63. “I was in high school when Will Ferrell was first on ‘Saturday Night Live’, and I remember thinking, ‘Man, that guy is the funniest guy ever.'” ~ Seth Rogen

64. “I’d love to become like Bill Murray, who was so funny on ‘Saturday Night Live’ and has gone on to do some of the landmark comedies people like. And then to add this whole other phase to his career with ‘Lost in Translation’ and ‘Rushmore.’ I always felt to be able to have something similar to that would be great.” ~ Will Ferrell
65. “We had to decide: Do we want to do Saturday Night or go to our Senior Prom? We opted for Saturday Night Live.” ~ Mary-Kate Olsen

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