65 Santa Claus Quotes On Success In Life

These Santa Claus quotes will inspire you. Santa Claus, also known as Father Christmas, Saint Nicholas, Saint Nick, Kris Kringle, or simply Santa, is a legendary character originating in Western Christian culture who is said to bring gifts on Christmas Eve of toys and candy

A collection of motivating, happy, and encouraging Santa Claus quotes, Santa Claus sayings, and Santa Claus proverbs.

Best Santa Claus Quotes

1. “Let’s be naughty and save Santa the trip.” ~ Gary Allan
2. “”In all this world there is nothing so beautiful as a happy child,” says good old Santa Claus; and if he had his way the children would all be beautiful, for all would be happy.” ~ L. Frank Baum
3. “To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, heart. To a customer, service. To all, charity. To every child, a good example. To you, respect.” ~ Oren Arnold

4. “There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.” ~ Bob Phillips

5. “This is, first and last, the real value of Christmas; in so far as the mythology remains at all it is a kind of happy mythology. Personally, of course, I believe in Santa Claus; but it is the season of forgiveness, and I will forgive others for not doing so.” ~ Gilbert K. Chesterton
6. “Christmas gift suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance.” ~ Oren Arnold
7. “Believe in love. Believe in magic. Hell, believe in Santa Clause. Believe in others. Believe in yourself. Believe in your dreams. If you don’t, who will?” ~ Jon Bon Jovi , Believe Santa Claus quotes

8. “The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.” ~ George Carlin

9. “Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and you know that they abound and give to your life its highest beauty and joy. Alas! how dreary would be the world if there were no Santa Claus. It would be as dreary as if there were no Virginias. There would be no childlike faith then, no poetry, no romance to make tolerable this existence. We should have no enjoyment, except in sense and sight. The eternal light with which childhood fills the world would be extinguished.” ~ Francis Pharcellus Church
10. “My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?” ~ Bob Hope
11. “More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you’ve been bad and good.” ~ Linda Sunshine

12. “Not believe in Santa Claus! You might as well not believe in fairies!” ~ Francis Pharcellus Church

13. “Whenever you give someone a present or sing a holiday song, you’re helping Santa Claus. To me, that’s what Christmas is all about. Helping Santa Claus!” ~ Louis Sachar
14. “No Santa Claus! Thank God! he lives, and he lives forever. A thousand years from now, Virginia, nay, ten times ten thousand years from now, he will continue to make glad the heart of childhood.” ~ Francis Pharcellus Church
15. “Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist.” ~ Francis Pharcellus Church

16. “Yes Virginia, There is a Santa Claus.” ~ Francis Pharcellus Church

17. “In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?” ~ Rush Limbaugh
18. “Christmas is the time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell government what they want and their kids pay for it.” ~ Richard Lamm
19. “A lovely thing about Christmas is that it’s compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.” ~ Garrison Keillor

20. “A cynic is just a man who found out when he was ten that there wasn’t any Santa Claus, and he’s still upset.” ~ James Gould Cozzens

21. “There’s nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.” ~ Erma Bombeck
22. “The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing.” ~ Steven Wright
23. “His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow, and the beard of his chin was as white as the snow.” ~ Clement Clarke Moore

24. “Nobody shoots at Santa Claus.” ~ Samuel Butler

25. “The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn’t for any religious reasons. They couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin.” ~ Jay Leno
26. “God is a Republican, and Santa Claus is a Democrat.” ~ H. L. Mencken
27. “All the world is happy when Santa Claus comes.” ~ Maud Lindsay

28. “Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we’ll be seeing six or seven.” ~ W. C. Fields

29. “You better watch out You better not cry Better not pout I’m telling you why Santa Claus is coming to town” ~ Maud Lindsay
30. “I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.” ~ Bernard Manning
31. “Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.” ~ Johnny Carson

32. “I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.” ~ Shirley Temple

33. “What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.” ~ Phyllis Diller
34. “Santa Claus has the right idea – visit people only once a year.” ~ Victor Borge
35. “A good many things go around in the dark besides Santa Claus.” ~ Herbert Hoover

36. “I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.” ~ Dick Gregory

37. “I think Santa Claus is, by and large, quite beneficial, for when the child is finally allowed — or forced — to recognize the nonexistence of Santa Claus, then the child is able to go through the vital intellectual process of reconstructing reality in light of new evidence, complete with back-forming new stories to account for past events. This prepares the child for many other disillusionments and gives her vital and well-supported experience in maintaining her grip on reality independent of the stories told to her at any given time.” ~ Orson Scott Card
38. “The idea of God as a fatherly figure who looks down on us and worries about how we’re doing or takes sides when we have fights – it’s more irritating than Santa Claus. The world and the universe are far more wonderful if there’s not a puppet master.” ~ Dave Matthews
39. “Santa Claus is a god. He’s no less a god than Ahura Mazda, or Odin, or Zeus. Think of the white beard, the chariot pulled through the air by a breed of animal which doesn’t ordinarily fly, the prayers (requests for gifts) which are annually mailed to him and which so baffle the Post Office, the specially-garbed priests in all the department stories. And don’t gods reflect their creators’ society? The Greeks had a huntress goddess, and gods of agriculture and war and love. What else would we have but a god of giving, of merchandising, and of consumption?” ~ Donald E. Westlake

40. “No sane local official who has hung up an empty stocking over the municipal fireplace is going to shoot Santa Claus just before a hard Christmas.” ~ Al Smith

41. “I hear that in many places something has happened to Christmas; that it is changing from a time of merriment and carefree gaiety to a holiday which is filled with tedium; that many people dread the day and the obligation to give Christmas presents is a nightmare to weary, bored souls; that the children of enlightened parents no longer believe in Santa Claus; that all in all, the effort to be happy and have pleasure makes many honest hearts grow dark with despair instead of beaming with goodwill and cheerfulness.” ~ Julia Peterkin
42. “When I found out that Santa Claus wasn’t real, I wasn’t upset; rather, I was relieved that there was a much simpler phenomenon to explain how so many children all over the world got presents on the same night! The story had been getting pretty complicated — it was getting out of hand.” ~ Richard P. Feynman
43. “One of the things I had a hard time getting used to when I came to California in ’78 was Santa Claus in shorts.” ~ Dennis Franz

44. “For the most part, people use God as Santa Claus.” ~ Rickie Lee Jones

45. “For me growing up, Christmas time was always the most fantastic, exciting time of year, and you’d stay up until three in the morning. You’d hear the parents wrapping in the other room but you knew that also, maybe, they were in collusion with Santa Claus.” ~ Chris Pine
46. “Democracy is only a dream: it should be put in the same category as Arcadia, Santa Claus, and Heaven.” ~ H. L. Mencken
47. “That’s the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me.” ~ Jerry Seinfeld

48. “Everyone thinks of God as a man – you can’t help it – Santa Claus was a man, therefore God has to be a man.” ~ Patti Smith

49. “What’s in that pipe that he’s smoking?” ~ Arlo Guthrie
50. “The world and the universe are far more wonderful if there’s not a puppet master.” ~ Dave Matthews
51. “Once you stop believing in Santa Claus, the whole world just goes downhill.” ~ Tom Clancy

52. “Dear Santa Claus, just a last note before you take off. I hope you have a nice trip. Don’t forget to fasten your seat belt.” ~ Charles M. Schulz

53. “The greatest thing is not to believe in Santa Claus; it is to be Santa Claus.” ~ Pat Boone
54. “Obama’s gonna play Santa Claus with the minimum wage. He’s got no successes to brag about. He cannot talk about a robust job market. In fact, the very fact he’s talking about the minimum wage is evidence there is no robust job market.” ~ Rush Limbaugh
55. “Santa Claus is anyone who loves another and seeks to make them happy; who gives himself by thought or word or deed in every gift that he bestows; who shares his joys with those who are sad; whose hand is never closed against the needy; whose arm is ever outstretched to aid the week; whose sympathy is quick and genuine in time of trouble; who recognizes a comrade and brother in every man he meets upon life’s common road; who lives his life throughout the entire year in the Christmas spirit.” ~ Edwin Osgood Grover

56. “Here comes Santa Claus! Here comes Santa Claus! Right down Santa Claus Lane!” ~ Gene Autry

57. “Postal officials say that before Christmas they receive tons of letters written to Santa Claus, but after Christmas how few letters of thanks are sent to him! From childhood onward, human beings seem to be characterized by thanklessness.” ~ Robert E. Lee
58. “Someone once said that taxes are the price we pay for civilization. That may have been true when he said it, but today taxes are mostly the price we pay so that politicians can play Santa Claus and get reelected.” ~ Thomas Sowell
59. “You never realize how much your mother loves you till you explore the attic – and find every letter you ever sent her, every finger painting, clay pot, bead necklace, Easter chicken, cardboard Santa Claus, paper lace Mother’s Day card, and school report since day one.” ~ Pam Brown

60. “I’m going to North Pole to help out Santa this year.” ~ Jimmy Fallon

61. “Harry Potter’s like Santa Clause: something you can’t see but wish was real so badly that you end up believing in it.” ~ Emma Watson
62. “Happiness does not come from external things as we’re really taught as children. It doesn’t come from Santa Claus. Happiness is from within your mind. Just realizing that will change your whole life.” ~ Frederick Lenz

63. “Like everyone in his right mind, I feared Santa Claus.” ~ Annie Dillard

64. “I use to believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and Tom Cruise too.” ~ Barbara Bretton
65. “Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Claus. Unfortunately, so did my parents. So I never got anything.” ~ Charlie Viracola

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