115 Rick And Morty Quotes On Success In Life

These Rick and Morty quotes will inspire you. Rick and Morty is an American science fiction animated series created by Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon for Cartoon Network’s Night Programming Group.

The series follows the decadent adventures of cynical mad scientist Rick Sanchez and his kind-hearted, but sad grandson Morty Smith, who split their time between home life and multidimensional adventures.

Below you will find a collection of motivating, happy, and encouraging Rick and Morty quotes, Rick and Morty sayings, and Rick and Morty proverbs.

Best Rick and Morty Quotes

1. “I’m sorry, but your opinion means very little to me. “– Rick
2. “Hi Mr. Jellybean, I’m Morty. I’m on an adventure with my grandpa.”
3. “I know that new situations can be intimidating. You’re lookin’ around and it’s all scary and different, but y’know, meeting them head-on, charging into ‘em like a bull — that’s how we grow as people.” — Rick

4. “Thanks, Mr. Poopybutthole. I always could count on you.”

5. “I don’t like it here Morty. I can’t abide bureaucracy. I don’t like being told where to go and what to do. I consider it a violation. Did you get those seeds all the way up your butt?” – Rick
6. “It’s funny to say they are small. It’s funny to say they are big.” — Shrimply Pibbles
7. “Excuse me. Coming through. What are you here for? Just kidding, I don’t care.”

8. “You gotta do it for Grandpa, Morty. You gotta put these seeds inside your butt.” — Rick

9. “You’re the little brother. You’re not the cause of your parents’ misery, you’re just a symptom of it.” — Summer
10. “Don’t get drawn into the culture, Morty. Stealing stuff is about the stuff, not the stealing.” — Rick
11. “Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. We’re all going to die. Come watch TV.”  – Morty
12. “Stay scientific, Jerry.”

13. “Your parents are a bag of dicks.” — Rick

14. “To live is to risk it all; otherwise you’re just an inert chunk of randomly assembled molecules drifting wherever the universe blows you.” — Rick
15. “My life has been a lie… God is dead. The government’s lame! Thanksgiving is about killing Indians!”
16. “This pickle doesn’t care about your children. I’m not gonna take their dreams. I’m gonna take their parents.”

17. “You know, we did something great today. There’s nothing more noble and free than the heart of a horse.”

18. “Life is effort and I’ll stop when I die!” — Jerry , Rick and Morty quotes about life
19. “Having a family doesn’t mean that you stop being an individual. You know the best thing you can do for the people that depend on you? Be honest with them, even if it means setting them free.” — Mr. Meeseeks
20. “I’ll tell you how I feel about school, Jerry: it’s a waste of time. Bunch of people runnin’ around bumpin’ into each other, got a guy up front says, ‘2 + 2,’ and the people in the back say, ‘4.’ Then the bell rings and they give you a carton of milk and a piece of paper that says you can go take a dump or somethin’. I mean, it’s not a place for smart people, Jerry. I know that’s not a popular opinion, but that’s my two cents on the issue.” – Rick

21. “Alright, Morty, this’ll make your piss drinkable. Now can we keep shopping?”

22. “Is evil real, and if so, can it be measured? Rhetorical question. The answer’s yes, you just have to be a genius.”
23. “So I have an emo streak. It’s part of what makes me so rad.”
24. “Hey, muchacho, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshipping us?-” Rick
25. “Existence is pain to a meeseeks Jerry, and we will do anything to alleviate that pain. – Mr. Meeseeks”

26. ““Dad, am I evil?” ”Worse. You’re smart.””

27. “Well then get your shit together, get it all together and put it in a backpack, all your shit, so it’s together. And if you gotta take it somewhere, take it somewhere, you know. Take it to the shit store and sell it, or put it in the shit museum. I don’t care what you do, you just gotta get it together. Get your shit together.” — Morty
28. “It’s a new machine. It detects stuff all the way up your butt.”

29. “Have fun with empowerment. It seems to make everyone that gets it really happy.” — Rick

30. “Don’t move. Gonorrhea can’t see us if we don’t move. Wait! I was wrong! I was thinking of a T. rex.” — Rick
31. “Morty, I need your help on an adventure. Eh, “”need”” is a strong word. We need door stops, but a brick would work too.”
32. “Listen, Morty, I hate to break it to you but what people call ‘love’ is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle, Morty. Rise above. Focus on science. “- Rick , Rick and Morty quotes love
33. “I’m a scientist; because I invent, transform, create, and destroy for a living, and when I don’t like something about the world, I change it.” — Pickle Rick

34. “Weddings are basically funerals with cake.”

35. “He’s not a hot girl. He can’t just bail on his life and set up shop in someone else’s.” — Beth
36. “Honey, stop raising your father’s cholesterol so you can take a hot funeral selfie.” — Beth
37. “God? God is turning people into giant insect monsters, Beth. I’m the one who’s beating them to death. Thank me.”
38. “Unity, I’m sorry. I didn’t know freedom meant people doing stuff that sucks. I was thinking more of a ‘choose your own cellphone carrier’ thing.” — Summer

39. “So what if he’s the devil, Rick? At least the devil has a job. At least he’s active in the community.” — Summer

40. “Million Ants, ladies and gentlemen! The amazing ant colony with the power of two human eyes!”
41. “Be good, Morty. Be better than me.”
42. ” Weddings are basically just funerals with cake. – Rick
43. “Be good, Morty. Be better than me.”

44. “Babylegs, you’re a good detective. But not good enough, because of your baby legs.”

45. “This place is a real Who’s Who of who’s you and me.”
46. “We all remember you as a friend.” – Morty
47. “Morty, get their weapons quick. I only had one of those things. I’m holding a carton of Tic-Tacs right now.”

48. “It’s funny to say they are small…it’s funny to say they are big.” – Shrimply Pibbles

49. “You act like prey but you’re a predator! You use pity to lure in your victims. That’s how you survive!”
50. “That’s it! That’s it, Rick! I’m taking the wheel!”
51. “Bird Person! NO!!!”
52. “Grandpa goes around, and he does his business in public because Grandpa isn’t shady.”
53. “Goodbyyyyye, Moonmen. Goodbyyyyye, Moonmen…”

54. “I’m Mr. Crowbar, and this is my friend, who is also a crowbar. – Jerry”

55. “Wubba lubba dub dub!” – Rick
56. “What about the reality where Hitler cured cancer, Morty? The answer is: Don’t think about it.” – Rick
57. “What, so everyone’s supposed to sleep every single night now? Y-you realize that nighttime makes up half of all time?” Rick
58. “You’re a monster. You’re like Hitler but even Hitler cared about Germany or something!” Morty

59. “I’m not staring at you. I’m taking your mugshot.”

60. “When you know nothing matters, the universe is yours. And I’ve never met a universe that was into it.”
61. “God’s turning people into insect monsters, Beth. I’m the one beating them to death. Thank me. – Jerry“
62. “Listen, I’m not the nicest guy in the universe, because I’m the smartest, and being nice is something stupid people do to hedge their bets.” Rick

63. “There is no god, Summer; gotta rip that band-aid off now you’ll thank me later.” – Rick

64. “We’ve got a lot of friends and family to exterminate. ” Rick
65. “Homework is stupid. The whole point is to try and get less of it. We’re gonna incept your teacher. …Y-You’re frustrating me.”
66. “My story begins at the dawn of time in the faraway realm of Alphabetrium.”

67. “How do you feel about all the innocent people that are dying because of your choices?”

68. “Hungry for Apples?”
69. “Sometimes science is a lot more art than science. A lot of people don’t get that.” – Rick
70. “I’m Tiny Rick! – Tiny Rick”

71. “I know I’m new to the Citadel and some of you might think I haven’t put in my time but what can I say? I’m Cool Rick!”

72. “Sometimes science is more art than science, Morty. A lot of people don’t get that.” Rick
73. “If I let you make me nervous, then we can’t get schwifty.”
74. “This is the supergenius equivalent of dying on the toilet.”

75. “Get off the high road Summer. We all got pink eye because you won’t stop texting on the toilet.” – Rick

76. “I just want to go back to Hell, where everyone thinks I’m smart and funny.”
77. “Lemme check my list of powers and weaknesses: ability to do anything, but only whenever I want.”
78. “Let’s get this dumb universe rollin’!”
79. “My interdimensional portal device… it’s got no charge left, Morty. It’s got no charge left. It’s as good as garbage, Morty.”

80. “I’m sorry, Morty. It’s a bummer. In reality you’re as dumb as they come.” – Rick

81. “Nine seasons, Morty! Nine more seasons until I get that dipping Szechuan sauce. And 97 more years, Morty!”
82. “Don’t deify the people who leave you”
83. “Great dancing as always, Tiny Rick.”

84. “I’m not staring at you. I’m a cyborg photographer.”

85. “Come home to the flavor of shattering the grand illusion. Come home to Simple Rick’s.”
86. “School’s not a place for smart people. I know that’s not a popular opinion, but that’s my two cents on the issue.”
87. “I’m Pickle Riiiick!”

88. “My kind has no use for names. I communicate through what you call, “”Jessica’s feet.”” No, “”telepathy.”””

89. “We both know if there’s a truth in the universe, it’s that Ricks don’t care about Mortys.”
90. “Burger time!”
91. “What is my purpose?”” “”You pass butter.”” “”…Oh my God.”” “”Yeah, welcome to the club, pal.” – Butter Robot
92. “Listen, Morty, I hate to break it to you but what people call “love” is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle, Morty. Rise above. Focus on science.” – Rick

93. “Ovenless brownies!”

94. “The world is full of idiots who don’t understand what’s important! And they’ll try to tear us apart, Morty!”
95. “I’m not looking for judgment, just a yes or no. Can you assimilate a giraffe?

96. “Get off the high road, Summer. We all got pink eye because you won’t stop texting on the toilet.”

97. “Oh, unbelievable. We got a bunch of… computer people here, with their faces stuffed in computer screens. Do you guys realize Christ was born today? Jesus Christ our Savior was born today! A-A-Are you people even human?”
98. “You know, the only problem here is a big fat brain that misses eating all them big fat problems”
99. “Lambs to the cosmic slaughter!”

100. “Boom! Big reveal! I turned myself into a pickle!”

101. “Huntin’ a vampire with my grandkids! Tiny Rick!”
102. “What, so everyone’s supposed to sleep every single night now? You realize that nighttime makes up half of all time?”
103. “Rick. I am pleased that you and your family could witness my melding ceremony”
104. “It’s a device Morty, that when you put it in your ear, you can enter people’s dreams, Morty. It’s just like that movie that you keep crowing about.” – Rick

105. “Oxygen-rich atmosphere… Giant testicle monsters… Let’s keep the party going!”

106. “Ugh. You guys get the baskets. I’ll try to disarm the drunkenly improvised neutrino bomb.”
107. “I was using ghoulish overkill! Ghoulish overkill, Summer!”
108. “If I die in a cage, I lose a bet.”

109. “Think for yourselves. Don’t be sheep.”

110. “Yeah, sure, I mean, if you spend all day shuffling words around, you can make anything sound bad, Morty.” — Rick
111. “He’s not pressing charges… That’s gotta be the “you shot me” equivalent of not being mad. ” –Rick
112. “Existence is pain to a meeseeks Jerry, and we will do anything to alleviate that pain.” – Meeseeks

113. “Weddings are basically funerals with cake. ” –Rick

114. “How’s your fake grandpa, aka the Devil?”
115. “To live is to risk it all.” -Rick

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