65 Poodle Quotes : Poodle Sayings

These poodle quotes will inspire you. The Poodle called the Pudel in German and the Caniche in French is a breed of water dog.

A collection of motivating, happy, and encouraging poodle quotes, poodle sayings, and poodle proverbs.

Best Poodle Quotes

  1. “I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.” ~ Rita Rudner
  2. “Love is the emotion that a woman feels always for a poodle dog and sometimes for a man.” ~ George Jean Nathan
  3. “It’s all I have left in my life, caffeine and a poodle.” ~ Brad Garrett
  4. “They’re not dogs [poodles], they’re art.” ~ Rachael Leigh Cook

  5. “When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles and the bottle’s on a poodle and the poodle’s eating noodles… …they call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodle bottle paddle battle.” ~ Dr. Seuss
  6. “…Pomeranians speak only to Poodles and Poodles speak only to God.” ~ Charles Kuralt
  7. “No matter how little money and how few possesions you own, having a dog makes you rich.” ~ Louis Sabin
  8. “It was raining cats and dogs, and I fell in a poodle.” ~ Charles A. Murray

  9. “Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.” ~ Roger Caras
  10. “Whoever said you can’t buy Happiness forgot little puppies.” ~ Gene Hill
  11. “Even the tiniest poodle is lionhearted, ready to do anything to defend home, master, and mistress.” ~ Louis Sabin
  12. “There’s nothing so similar to one poodle dog as another poodle dog, and that goes for women, too.” ~ Pablo Picasso

  13. “A man’s soul can be judged by the way he treats his dog.” ~ Charles Doran
  14. “Stotting is jumping upward with all four legs simultaneously. My advice: do not die until you’ve seen a large black poodle stotting in the snow.” ~ Douglas Adams
  15. “Know yourself. Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.” ~ Ann Landers
  16. “I have the street smarts and survival skills of, like, a poodle.” ~ Jennifer Lawrence

  17. “Properly trained, a man can be dog’s best friend.” ~ Corey Ford
  18. “He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion. Our dogs will love and admire the meanest of us, and feed our colossal vanity with their uncritical homage.” ~ Agnes Repplier
  19. “To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring – it was peace.” ~ Milan Kundera
  20. “A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.” ~ Josh Billings

  21. “The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor.” ~ Margo Kaufman
  22. “Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.” ~ Dave Barry
  23. “I also stole a small yellow doughnut from the box of Duncan’s doughnuts in the rec room and fed it to the attack poodle in my office. He made a great production of it. First, he growled at the doughnut, just to show it who was boss. Then he nudged it with his nose. Then he licked it, until finally he snagged it into his mouth and chomped it with great pleasure, dropping crumbs all over the carpet.” ~ Ilona Andrews
  24. “I don’t like politics, hypocrites, folks with poodles.” ~ Alan Jackson

  25. “I liked wearing the ’50s wardrobe. It was hard in the beginning. The first shows I wore regular young girl dresses. Then a little later I got to wear the poodle skirts and such.” ~ Erin Moran
  26. “If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.” ~ Woodrow Wilson
  27. “You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets.” ~ Nora Ephron
  28. “There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.” ~ Bernard Williams

  29. “Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won’t buy the wag of his tail.” ~ Josh Billings
  30. “Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.” ~ Mark Twain
  31. “When most of us talk to our dogs, we tend to forget that they’re not people.” ~ Julia Glass
  32. “No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.” ~ Christopher Morley

  33. “They [dogs] never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation.” ~ Jerome K. Jerome
  34. “You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us.” ~ Robert Louis Stevenson
  35. “The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.” ~ Samuel Butler
  36. “Life is like a dogsled race. If you ain’t the lead dog, the scenery never changes.” ~ Lewis Grizzard

  37. “Dogs are our link to paradise. They don’t know evil or jealousy or discontent.” ~ Milan Kundera
  38. “Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.” ~ Robert A. Heinlein
  39. “Be wary of passing the judgment: obscure. To find something obscure poses no difficult, elephants and poodles find many things obscure.” ~ Georg C. Lichtenberg
  40. “Who is that?” “Your replacement.” “You replaced me with a shaved poodle?” “He’s got mad skills.” ~ Ilona Andrews

  41. “Do not make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans or they will treat you like dogs.” ~ Martha Scott
  42. “Because I am about to be devoured by poodles,” I quip. “Remember me always, my love.” ~ Holly Black
  43. “Percy, meet Gladiola. Gladiola, Percy.” I stared at Annabeth, figuring she’d crack up at this practical joke they were playing on me, but she looked deadly serious. “I’m not saying hello to a pink poodle,” I said. “Forget it.” “Percy,” Annabeth said. “I said hello to the poodle. You say hello to the poodle.” The poodle growled. “I said hello to the poodle.” ~ Rick Riordan
  44. “[Italian men] are like show poodles. Sometimes they look so good I want to applaud.” ~ Elizabeth Gilbert

  45. “I let out a laugh that sounded more like the yip of a startled poodle. “Superp-powers? I wish. My powers aren’t winning me a slot on the Cartoon Network anytime soon… except as a comic relief. Ghost Whisperer Junior. Or Ghost Screamer, more like it. Tune in, every week, as Chloe Saunders runs screaming from yet another ghost looking for her help.” Okay, superpower might be pushing it.” ~ Kelley Armstrong
  46. “I used to feel like I was a flea on the back of a Tyrannosaurus Rex. Now I feel I might be a small yapping poodle on the back of a Tyrannosaurus Rex.” ~ Phil Zimmermann
  47. “In this selfish world, the one that never deserts him, the one that never proves ungrateful or treacherous, is his dog.” ~ George Graham Vest
  48. “Man is a dog’s idea of what God should be.” ~ Holbrook Jackson

  49. “Jessica Lange is a sweetheart, the nicest lady in the world. She has a Poodle named Jack.” ~ Evan Peters
  50. “When a man’s best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.” ~ Edward Abbey
  51. “I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.” ~ John Steinbeck
  52. “To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.” ~ Aldous Huxley

  53. “I’ve seen a look in dogs’ eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.” ~ John Steinbeck
  54. “A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.” ~ Robert Benchley
  55. “People who keep dogs are cowards who haven’t got the guts to bite people themselves.” ~ August Strindberg
  56. “Histories are more full of examples of the fidelity of dogs than of friends.” ~ Alexander Pope

  57. “To my taste, the men in Rome are ridiculously, hurtfully, stupidly beautiful. More beautiful even than Roman women, to be honest. Italian men are beautiful in the same way as French women, which is to say– no detail spared in the quest for perfection. They’re like show poodles. Sometimes they look so good I want to applaud.” ~ Elizabeth Gilbert
  58. “When you leave them in the morning, they stick their nose in the door crack and stand there like a portrait until you turn the key eight hours later.” ~ Erma Bombeck
  59. “A dog is not almost human, and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such.” ~ John Holmes
  60. “The dog was created specially for children. He is a God of frolic.” ~ Henry Ward Beecher
  61. “If you ain’t the lead dog, the scenery never changes.” ~ Edmund Wilson

  62. “No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.” ~ Fran Lebowitz
  63. “If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.” ~ Fran Lebowitz
  64. “Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.” ~ Groucho Marx
  65. “Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane.” ~ Smiley Blanton

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