Motivational Will Rogers Quotes On Politics, Investing & Horses

William Penn Adair Rogers was an American stage and film actor, vaudeville performer, cowboy, humorist, newspaper columnist, and social commentator from Oklahoma. This inspirational Will Rogers quotes will change your life.

Best Will Rogers Quotes

  1. “There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.” – Will Rogers
  2. “Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans” – Will Rogers, Will Rogers Quotes are about sarcasm on democrats 
  3. “Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.” – Will Rogers
  4. “People’s minds are changed through observation and not through argument.” – Will Rogers
  5. “Always drink upstream from the herd.” – Will Rogers
  6. “Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help them back to bed again.” – Will Rogers
  7. “Last year we said, ‘Things can’t go on like this’, and they didn’t, they got worse.” – Will Rogers
  8. “We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.” – Will Rogers
  9. “When a fellow ain’t got much mind, it doesn’t take him long to make it up.” – Will Rogers
  10. “Don’t squat with your spurs on.” – Will Rogers

  11. “Everyone is a self-made man. Only the successful admit it.” – Will Rogers
  12. “Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.” – Will Rogers
  13. “A fool and his money are soon elected.” – Will Rogers
  14. “All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.” – Will Rogers
  15. “I’m not so much interested in the return ON my money as I am in the return OF my money.” – Will Rogers
  16. “If you ever injected truth into politics you would have no politics.” – Will Rogers
  17. “After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him… The moral: When you’re full of bull, keep your mouth shut.” – Will Rogers
  18. “The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.” – Will Rogers
  19. “Government investigations have always contributed more to our amusement than they have to our knowledge.” – Will Rogers
  20. “If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.” – Will Rogers
  21. “With Congress, every time they make a joke it’s a law, and every time they make a law it’s a joke.” – Will Rogers
  22. “I know worrying works because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened.” – Will Rogers
  23. “The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.” – Will Rogers

  24. “Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it’s called golf.” – Will Rogers
  25. “I remember when being liberal meant being generous with your own money.” – Will Rogers
  26. “Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today.” – Will Rogers
  27. “Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.” – Will Rogers
  28. “America has the best politicians money can buy.” – Will Rogers
  29. “There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.” – Will Rogers
  30. “Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.” – Will Rogers
  31. “There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.” – Will Rogers
  32. “Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true.” – Will Rogers
  33. “When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.” – Will Rogers
  34. “The older we get; the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.” – Will Rogers

  35. “The trouble with Democrats is that they all want to run for President” – Will Rogers
  36. “Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.” – Will Rogers
  37. “A man only learns by two things; one is reading and the other is an association with smarter people.” – Will Rogers
  38. “The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.” – Will Rogers
  39. “We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.” – Will Rogers
  40. “The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.” – Will Rogers
  41. “The crime of taxation is not in the taking it, it’s in the way that it’s spent.” – Will Rogers
  42. “The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.” – Will Rogers
  43. “What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.” – Will Rogers
  44. “A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.” – Will Rogers
  45. “Ignorance lies not in the things you don’t know, but in the things you know that ain’t so.” – Will Rogers
  46. “Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.” – Will Rogers
  47. “I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.” – Will Rogers

  48. “Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.” – Will Rogers
  49. “We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.” – Will Rogers
  50. “Never miss a chance to shut up” – Will Rogers
  51. “You never get a second chance to make a first impression.” – Will Rogers
  52. “A man that doesn’t love a horse, there is something the matter with him.” – Will Rogers
  53. “Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.” – Will Rogers
  54. “It’s a good thing we don’t get all the government we pay for.” – Will Rogers
  55. “Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.” – Will Rogers
  56. “You’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.” – Will Rogers

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