45 Lotion Quotes On Success In Life

These lotion quotes will inspire you. Lotion, a thick, smooth liquid preparation designed to be applied to the skin for medicinal or cosmetic purposes.

A collection of motivating, happy, and encouraging lotion quotes, lotion sayings, and lotion proverbs.

Best Lotion Quotes

  1. “There’s no lotion or potion that will make sales faster and easier for you – unless your potion is hard work.” ~ Jeffrey Gitomer
  2. “I love to put on lotion. Sometimes I’ll watch TV and go into a lotion trance for an hour. I try to find brands that don’t taste bad in case anyone wants to taste me.” ~ Angelina Jolie
  3. “It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told.” ~ Thomas Harris
  4. “Beauty does not come with creams and lotions. God can give us beauty, but whether that beauty remains or chagnes is determined by our thoughts and deeds.” ~ Dolores del Rio
  5. “Tears are nature’s lotion for the eyes. The eyes see better for being washed by them.” ~ Christian Nestell Bovee

  6. “The camera can be the most deadly weapon since the assassin’s bullet. Or it can be the lotion of the heart.” ~ Norman Parkinson
  7. “In terms of facial creams or lotions, I try to switch it up and stay as natural as possible. l like Le Mer facial cream for when I have an event. It’s very rich and sometimes too rich for some people, but I like it.” ~ Sanaa Lathan
  8. “There’s lotion for your face, for your hands, for your feet, for your body. Why? What would happen if you put hand lotion on your feet? Would your feet get confused and start clapping? Each kind has something special in it – aloe, shea butter, coconut, cocoa butter, vanilla, lemon extract. That’s not lotion. That’s one ingredient short of a Bundt cake.” ~ Ellen DeGeneres
  9. “Ancient Hawaiians say: When you’re itching for the waves, the only lotion is the ocean.” ~ Josip Broz Tito
  10. “Every year I will stock my locker up with body wash, different lotions, different oils and different creams.” ~ Amar’e Stoudemire

  11. “I can’t live without my beauty products. I love to be in my bathroom with my candles lit, morning, noon and night. I like taking hot baths and hot showers, using my body scrubs and lotions.” ~ Traci Bingham
  12. “I bought a scratch off lottery ticket, but then I accidentally spilled calamine lotion on it, so it did not need to be scratched. Shoot! I will not know if I have won!” ~ Mitch Hedberg
  13. “I protect my skin with sunscreen and am religious about keeping my face moisturized and properly protected all day, so I also use a face lotion with SPF 30.” ~ Amanda Beard , Sunscreen lotion quotes
  14. “I think everything everything about my lifestyle is fairly alternative. I gather my own spring water from mountains every month. I go to a farm to get my food. I make everything from my own toothpaste to my own body lotions and face oils. I could go on for hours. I make my own medicines; I don’t get those from doctors. I make my own cheese and forage wild foods and identify wild plants. It’s an entire lifestyle. It’s appealing to my soul.” ~ Shailene Woodley
  15. “Black people use body lotion every single day.” ~ Mellody Hobson

  16. “Be sure to wear a good cologne, a nice aftershave lotion, and a strong underarm deodorant. And it might be a good idea to wear some clothes, too.” ~ George Burns
  17. “Money is the best lotion in the world.” ~ Chris Rock
  18. “I got bath water you could soak in, things I could do with lotion.” ~ Drake
  19. “Smoking is, as far as I am concerned, the entire point of being an adult. Many people find smoking objectionable. I myself find many – even more – things objectionable. I do not like aftershave lotion, adults who roller-skate, children who speak French, or anyone who is unduly tan. I do not, however, go around enacting legislation and putting up signs.” ~ Fran Lebowitz
  20. “I like a man who smells good. Puts on cologne; lotions his body. It keeps me wanting. I like feeling that way.” ~ Jill Scott

  21. “It’s a little scary when you – I got – I just got a box to my house for my birthday from this girl who writes – I mean it’s a box of like – just like body lotions and stuff like this. And like this little box of dog toys in there. There’s – you name it, candles, it’s like this little box that she put together for my birthday. But she wrote in it and it came to my house.” ~ Hayden Panettiere
  22. “As far as informing the headmaster, Harry had no idea where Dumbledore went during the summer holidays. He amused himself for a moment, picturing Dumbledore, with his long silver beard, full-length wizard’s robes, and pointed hat, stretched out on a beach somewhere, rubbing suntan lotion onto his long crooked nose.” ~ J. K. Rowling
  23. “After I brush on my moisturizer, I’ll dip the same brush into foundation and mix it with the lotion to make tinted moisturizer.” ~ Bobbi Brown
  24. “There is no balm of Gilead, No salve, no soothing ointment To stay the pain of one who’s had In love a disappointment– Unless it be that healing lotion Of fixing on a new devotion.” ~ Richard Armour
  25. “My grandma told me never, ever, ever to use soap on my face. But I do use lotion.” ~ Natalia Kills

  26. “My must-have hair products are Phyto silk spray and Kusco-Murphy setting lotion.” ~ Johanna Braddy
  27. “I do a combo situation of lotion and body makeup and put it on with my moisturizer in the morning. That seems to work best for me because self-tanning lotion always streaks and looks kind of crazy. So I put on some body makeup and wash it off at night. I have to do it every day, but that’s just a part of my life now.” ~ Brittany Snow , Tanning lotion quotes
  28. “Them chickens is ash and I’m lotion.” ~ Mariah Carey
  29. “Snooki is a bestselling author? Huh? What? I don’t know if I should dumb down my book, shoot myself or find a publisher who’ll settle for a rough draft written on a Pop-Tart and a coconut lotion handie.” ~ Geoffrey Hill
  30. “I’m a guy’s guy. I don’t comb my hair unless I have to, and I don’t use lotions or fancy shampoos.” ~ Ashton Kutcher

  31. “If my legs are showing, the makeup artist adds a tiny amount of foundation to body lotion and rubs it in.” ~ Christina Hendricks
  32. “My wife was a make-up artist, and she’s a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out.” ~ Robert Carlyle
  33. “You ever hear guys with small cocks talk about sex? Can’t talk about it enough. They even got poems. They’ll say, ‘It’s not the motion of the ocean, it’s the boat of the lotion.’ I’ve even heard variants…, it’s not the tree or the size, it’s the axe that you wax.’ It’s a whole sub-genre of poetry now that’s taught in many of our finer institutions.” ~ Norm MacDonald
  34. “My job was basically to look at a good friend completely naked and rub lotion on her back. I was naked too, but I got to put a towel on almost immediately. So I was like, “Well, this is going to be embarrassing, but it’s also going to be kinda awesome.”” ~ Rob Corddry
  35. “I’d love to direct commercials on Caribbean beacheswith luscious women rubbing on suntan lotion, but all I get arethese documentary-type things.” ~ Michael Apted

  36. “I like Burt’s Bees Tinted Lip Balm because I don’t need a mirror to reapply. But I definitely treat myself with face lotion – I use La Mer.” ~ Alison Sweeney
  37. “Poetry contains love and holds it in high esteem, even though love always humiliates it by using it merely as a soothing after-shave lotion.” ~ Kiki Dimoula
  38. “I have now seen sucrose beaches and water a very bright blue. I have seen an all-red leisure suit with flared lapels. I have smelled suntan lotion spread over 2,100 pounds of hot flesh. I have been addressed as “Mon” in three different nations. I have seen 500 upscale Americans dance the Electric Slide. I have seen sunsets that looked computer-enhanced. I have (very briefly) joined a conga line.” ~ David Foster Wallace
  39. “My front door had seen jean skirts, dresses, even a see-through tube dress over a string bikini. A handful of times, spackled-on makeup and glitter lotion. Never pajamas.” ~ Jamie McGuire
  40. “This suntan lotion acts as an accelerator and an extender, meaning that this fire will burn brighter and longer.” ~ Joe Teti

  41. “When we pray, instead of trying to produce love in our souls toward God, we should be basking in God’s love for us. How foolish to stay indoors in the cold, dark little room off the self, trying to turn on the light and turn up the heat, when we can just go outside into God’s glorious Sonlight and receive his rays! How silly to fuss with artificial tanning salons and lotions and lights when the Son is out!” ~ Peter Kreeft
  42. “Void of all honor, avaricious, rash, The daring tribe compound their boasted trash Tincture of syrup, lotion, drop, or pill; All tempt the sick to trust the lying bill.” ~ George Crabbe
  43. “Even if you apply any kind of lotion and straighten your hair you will never be white.” ~ Jacob Zuma

  44. “I’m terrified of bugs and I travel with sprays, lotions, potions; the lot. I have to check the room before I go to sleep and if I come across a bug and fail to remove it I have to sleep in a separate room as I’m paranoid that I’ll be taken advantage of as I sleep.” ~ Freema Agyeman
  45. “[I hate] the ways that people want their special needs to be met, whether it’s their food allergies or their special lotions or shoes. Or the ways that people want their neighborhoods and restaurants curated in a way that’s really tailored to them. Growing up with someone who was living by these very strict, repressive rules for themselves – it made me very allergic to the idea of denial.” ~ Carrie Brownstein

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