Best Joe Rogan Quotes On Success In Life

These Joe Rogan quotes will inspire you. Joe Rogan, a standup comedian for over 20 years, Rogan’s sixth hour-long comedy special Joe Rogan: Strange Times premiered on Netflix.

A collection of motivating, happy, and encouraging Joe Rogan quotes, Joe Rogan sayings, and Joe Rogan proverbs.

 Famous Joe Rogan Quotes

1. “Faith itself is a horrible mechanism that stunts the growth of ideas. It also stunts the act of questioning, and it does this by pushing the idea that you have to have faith – and that nothing has to be proven.” ~ Joe Rogan
2. “If you’re dumb enough to do crack, you’re supposed to die. It’s evolution.” ~ Joe Rogan
3. “Haters…are all failures. It’s 100% across the board. No one who is truly brilliant at anything is a hater.” ~ Joe Rogan
4. “You can’t measure what’s inside a man’s heart.” ~ Joe Rogan

5. “Our entire civilization is built on a foundation of unfixable bullshit.” ~ Joe Rogan 

6. “For many people, the reason why they’re idiots is not necessarily that their brain doesn’t work well, it’s that they got in a terrible pattern.” ~ Joe Rogan
7. “We have to start treating each other as if we are treating ourselves living another life.” ~ Joe Rogan
8. “Life is strange. You keep moving and keep growing. Before you know it, you look back and think, “What was that?”” ~ Joe Rogan , Joe Rogan quotes about life
9. “I realized a long time ago that instead of being jealous you can be inspired and appreciative. It carries more energy to you.” ~ Joe Rogan

10. “If life wasn’t real it would be the craziest psychedelic trip ever” ~ Joe Rogan

11. “Selling your life to sit in a box and work for a machine. An uncaring machine that demands productivity that doesn’t understand you and doesn’t want to understand you… There’s no natural behavior. Everyone is wearing clothes they don’t want to wear. Everybody is showing up and doing something they don’t want to do. They have no connection to it. That’s the problem with our society.” ~ Joe Rogan
12. “I’ll go to church with anyone who’s willing to smoke pot and look through a telescope with me.” ~ Joe Rogan
13. “You are one minuscule piece of a never-ending cycle. In fact, you’re not even a piece. You’re just a holder for billions and billions of other pieces. Whether that’s organic components, living organisms inside your body, bacteria, or whatever it is, you’re just part of the soup of the universe, so just try to enjoy what’s good about it.” ~ Joe Rogan
14. “This country has a mental health problem disguised as a gun problem, and a tyranny problem disguised as a security problem.” ~ Joe Rogan

15. “The Universe rewards calculated risk and passion” ~ Joe Rogan

16. “You’re just part of the soup of the universe, so just try to enjoy what’s good about it.” ~ Joe Rogan
17. “The people who could most benefit from the self-reflective ego-dissolving qualities of cannabis are the ones that want it to be illegal.” ~ Joe Rogan
18. “If you attach your mind to any ideology, you’re going to be on a road, and that road may or may not lead you in a good direction. But you’re gonna stay on that road because you are attached to an ideology. It could be a terrible road, but you stick with it regardless of rational thinking.” ~ Joe Rogan
19. “Live your life like you’re the hero in your movie and right now.” ~ Joe Rogan

20. “To really appreciate life you got to know you’re going to die.” ~ Joe Rogan

21. “If you haven’t peed the bed, you haven’t taken enough chances.” ~ Joe Rogan
22. “What’s interesting about science is that we’re constantly discovering new things about the universe, about ourselves, about our bodies, about diseases, about the possibilities of the future. It’s amazing. Science is one of the coolest things about being a human being – without a doubt.” ~ Joe Rogan
23. “It’s been one of the most important tools for me in personal growth for understanding myself, how I am, and what effect I do have on other people.” ~ Joe Rogan
24. “That’s my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.” ~ Joe Rogan

25. “No girl wants a secretly gay boyfriend, every dude wants a secretly gay girlfriend.” ~ Joe Rogan

26. “The planet’s spinning a thousand miles an hour around this gigantic nuclear explosion while these people roll these machines with rubber tires over this hard surface that we’ve laid down over the planet so that we can easily move ourselves back and forth.” ~ Joe Rogan
27. “It’s a weird experience when you’re just trying to talk openly about how you think psychedelic drugs and marijuana are beneficial, or a lot of different drugs, especially plant-based ones, can be beneficial. Especially those ones that have some connection to organic life, I feel like you can learn something from them, from mushrooms, from peyote, from marijuana. They can be used as a tool.” ~ Joe Rogan
28. “When you’re jealous, especially of someone else’s art or creations you automatically put up these selfish walls that reinforce your stupid ideas. It’s hard to pull those walls down and look at what you’re hiding. Look at your own weakness and realize that the jealousy came from knowing that you’re intimidated by someone else’s work and that when you compare it to your own, you fall short.” ~ Joe Rogan
29. “I’ve been inspired by a shitload of people in my life so if there’s ever anybody that I can inspire, to me that’s a huge gift. To be able to turn that back around.” ~ Joe Rogan

30. ”People say you can abuse marijuana. You can abuse cheeseburgers. Does that mean we should close Burger Kings?” ~ Joe Rogan

31. “I want to make sure that everything that I’m creating, I’m creating it so other people get enjoyment out of it. And that’s the reward that you get for that.” ~ Joe Rogan
32. “I’ve been inspired by a shitload of people in my life so if there’s ever anybody that I can inspire, to me that’s a huge gift. To be able to turn that back around.” ~ Joe Rogan
33. “Maybe we can combine 2 things that everybody loves. Helping out the poor and blow jobs.” ~ Joe Rogan
34. “Kindness is one of the best gifts you can bestow… We know that inherently that feels great.” ~ Joe Rogan

35. “I think it would do a lot of people good just to realize how vulnerable they are.” ~ Joe Rogan

36. “Every single religion that has ever been on the face of the Earth, ever, is a cult. That’s all they are.” ~ Joe Rogan
37. “I always try to look at conflicts from as many different angles as is humanly possible, and in a lot of ways there is no one answer.” ~ Joe Rogan
38. “The beautiful thing about podcasting is it’s just talking. It can be funny, or it can be terrifying. It can be sweet. It can be obnoxious. It almost has no definitive form. In that sense, it’s one of the best ways to explore an idea, and certainly much less limiting than trying to express the same idea in stand-up comedy. For some ideas stand up is best, but it’s really, really nice to have podcasts as well.” ~ Joe Rogan , Joe Rogan quotes on comedy
39. “People are scared man, they’re scared of the void.” ~ Joe Rogan

40. “Martial arts are a vehicle for developing your human potential.” ~ Joe Rogan

41. “I think that one of the reasons why people look towards the end of humanity is that people are afraid to die alone. If you die alone, the people you love will miss you, or if they die, you
    miss them – the sorrow is inevitable. When you truly love someone, the thought of losing them forever is horrible.” ~ Joe Rogan
42. “Never stay in a bad marriage, and don’t hang around with psycho coke fiends.” ~ Joe Rogan
43. “After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It’s very weird.” ~ Joe Rogan
44. “The sensory deprivation chamber has been the most important tool that I’ve ever used for developing my mind” ~ Joe Rogan

45. “My company is called Talking Monkey, Inc. It’s because that’s what I think all people are: talking monkeys.” ~ Joe Rogan

46. “I want to talk about the nature of human beings or how we’re evolving as a race.” ~ Joe Rogan
47. “As a longtime practitioner of yoga and a person who’s been involved in physical fitness my whole life, I can tell you, yoga helps you achieve altered states of consciousness. It is not just stretching. The only way you can say that it’s stretching is if you haven’t done it, or that you haven’t done it rigorously for a long period of time.” ~ Joe Rogan
48. “Peter Joseph is asking the questions and proposing the possible solutions that we should be demanding from the elected leaders of this crazy world.
    His brilliant analysis of this ridiculous system we’re operating under is one of the most important voices for change in this generation.” ~ Joe Rogan
49. “I think comedy because of the Internet it has a bigger audience, a bigger fan base. It has fans that understand comedy more than any generation before because there are more guys like you, more guys like me, more guys like Louie CK who talks about it a lot. When you get a chance to see perspective that I don’t think you ever got to see before.” ~ Joe Rogan

50. “There’s a never-ending ocean of techniques out there.” ~ Joe Rogan

51. “For those that have said I seemed dickish to some of the nuttier guests on Joe Rogan Questions Everything – guilty as charged. As the season wore on I lost my patience with some of those folks, unfortunately. I think I overdosed on ridiculous/likely fake stories. I certainly learned a lot about the kind of people that invest a large portion of their life on fringe subjects – they’re all white. I think there’s something interesting about the subjects, (UFOS, etc) but the study of them has often been overrun by silly thinking.” ~ Joe Rogan
52. “You’re sort of programmed a certain way because of your environment. That’s all you know. But we don’t have that anymore because of the internet. Because of the internet, we’re all communicating with each other all across the board, so you’re getting information from people all around the world, hitting a much more diverse slice of culture.” ~ Joe Rogan
53. “I’m really happy that I’ve been able to make people laugh and distract them from their day to day bullshit at a comedy show or because they enjoyed one of my CDs or TV specials, but I don’t know how many people have actually had life-changing thoughts because of it.” ~ Joe Rogan
54. “I was like, “This is a new thing that the gay people have decided? That’s the gayest thing I’ve ever heard in my life.” You can’t do that. You can’t decide that a word is forbidden now collectively amongst your group of human beings, that the word is a slanderous evil nasty word about homosexuals. It’s not, the word doesn’t mean that. And sometimes it’s a good word to use in comedy. That’s what your friend has to realize when he’s at a bar just yelling out the word.” ~ Joe Rogan

55. “Like bees creating a beehive or ants creating an anthill we’re all moving along creating something and we’re not sure what it is.” ~ Joe Rogan

56. “A lot of times, you beat a person who beat a person who can beat you. I mean, it doesn’t make any sense.” ~ Joe Rogan
57. “By putting yourself in that intense form of stress, it makes regular life more peaceful.” ~ Joe Rogan
58. “I don’t know much about the music business, but for just general advice for someone trying to create things, as simple as this sounds, I think the best thing you can do is constantly try to improve upon your work. Always focus on that first and foremost, and leave everything else (marketing, image) completely secondary. Obviously, easier said than done when you’re trying to make a living, but if you can move along those lines and earnestly try to make things that you really enjoy it can only benefit you in the long run.” ~ Joe Rogan
59. “The mind is the most important thing of the big picture and no one has a stronger mindset than amateur wrestlers.” ~ Joe Rogan

60. “I love existing in pre big bang conditions.” ~ Joe Rogan

61. “When you’re standing around for an hour doing stand up it’s no big deal but when you’re standing around watching a show for an hour – it’s a big difference. It’s annoying – your feet hurt, your back hurts – it’s just not the most comfortable way to see stand-up comedy.” ~ Joe Rogan
62. “When you’re standing around for an hour doing stand up it’s no big deal but when you’re standing around watching a show for an hour – it’s a big difference. It’s annoying – your feet hurt, your back hurts – it’s just not the most comfortable way to see stand-up comedy.” ~ Joe Rogan
63. “The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don’t know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time.” ~ Joe Rogan
64. “If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure.” ~ Joe Rogan

Rogan’s previous comedy specials include Joe Rogan: Triggered for Netflix, Joe Rogan: Rocky Mountain High for Comedy Central, Joe Rogan: Live from the Tabernacle released via his website, Talking Monkeys in Space on CD & DVD, and Joe Rogan Live on DVD. Additionally, Rogan released the CDs Shiny Happy Jihad and I’m Gonna Be Dead Someday.

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