65 Gabriel Iglesias Quotes On Success In Life

Gabriel Jesús Iglesias also known as Fluffy, is an American comedian and actor. He is known for his shows I’m Not Fat… I’m Fluffy and Hot & Fluffy. These Gabriel Iglesias quotes will motivate you.

Best Gabriel Iglesias Quotes

  1. “You know, a lot of people think that just ’cause you work out, lift weights, eat right, and do what people tell you to do that you’ll live a long live, maybe you will. But, why do people measure life by the years instead about how good the years were.” ~ Gabriel Iglesias
  2. “I don’t want to die tomorrow knowing I could’ve had a piece of cake tonight.” ~ Gabriel Iglesias
  3. “There’s 5 levels of fatness! Fluffy is one of the levels. There’s big, healthy, husky, fluffy and damn.” ~ Gabriel Iglesias
  4. “Why do people measure life by the years instead of how good the years were?” ~ Gabriel Iglesias
  5. “I’m not fat. It’s just my awesomeness swelling up inside of me.” ~ Gabriel Iglesias
  6. “I drink diet coke so I can eat regular cake.” ~ Gabriel Iglesias

  7. “With all the classes they offer at school, how come they don’t have one for common sense?” ~ Gabriel Iglesias
  8. Life is measured by how you lived it, not by the years.” ~ Gabriel Iglesias
  9. “I’m a big boy, but I can get jiggy with it. Ladies, I will go to dance clubs, and I will tear it up hardcore for a good 30 seconds.” ~ Gabriel Iglesias
  10. “Me racist? The only race I hate is the one you have to run.” ~ Gabriel Iglesias
  11. “When you have nothing but big friends, you never get into arguments – except one. And that is, who is the biggest? I’ll let you know right now, there’s only one way to settle this. We all get in a bus and we go to Disney and we get on a roller coaster – whoever gets the least amount of clicks on the safety bar is the big one.” ~ Gabriel Iglesias
  12. “You live by the cake, you die by the cake.” ~ Gabriel Iglesias

  13. “Some people can handle alcohol. You know who you are. Some people can’t handle alcohol. The police know who you are.” ~ Gabriel Iglesias
  14. “Anything is possible as long as you’re focused, determined and you really want to do it.” ~ Gabriel Iglesias
  15. “I’m not fat. I’m fluffy!” ~ Gabriel Iglesias
  16. “Kids, man, they’re way too honest. They’re like mini-alcoholics.” ~ Gabriel Iglesias
  17. “We can choose our family. We can’t choose our relatives.” ~ Gabriel Iglesias
  18. “Why would anybody connect to someone who has everything going for them? It’s the person who has faults that people want to connect to. So people identify with certain insecurities on stage and just by me talking about my diabetes people come up to me after the show and tell me “Gabe, my blood sugar is out of control and I feel you”. That’s the first thing they say, they say “I feel you!”.” ~ Gabriel Iglesias
  19. “You can’t be badass in a car that kills gas like I kill tacos.” ~ Gabriel Iglesias

  20. “I had to travel halfway across the world to be called an American.” ~ Gabriel Iglesias
  21. “If you put your personal stories out there people always connect.” ~ Gabriel Iglesias
  22. “I don’t even have a clue as to where to find a pregnancy test. I’m looking at all the aisles… they don’t have one that says ‘oops.” ~ Gabriel Iglesias
  23. “I just know you can not be on top forever. There’s always going to be the next guy, and if I’m going to go down, I’d like to know I helped the next guy take my spot. You can’t prevent the inevitable, but you can join the ship.” ~ Gabriel Iglesias
  24. “I’ll walk up to a woman, I’ll say the first thing that comes to mind: ‘Hey, you hungry?'” ~ Gabriel Iglesias quotes
  25. “I started riding the whole ‘fluffy’ train, and it’s a cute word and socially a lot more acceptable than someone saying is fat or obese. If you call a girl ‘fat,’ yo, she’ll raise hell, but if you say, ‘Aw girl, look at you, you’re fluffy,’ there’s almost a sexy appeal to it.” ~ Gabriel Iglesias
  26. “You gotta hang out with people who have big dreams and believe in that dream.” ~ Gabriel Iglesias

  27. “I’m all about showing people that I’m a little messed up, I have a lot of the same problems you have. By exposing myself and putting myself out there, people can relate to me and my act won’t grow stale. I mean, nobody wants to hear a comedian say, ‘Life is great.'” ~ Gabriel Iglesias
  28. “Wearing a Hawaiian shirt, you don’t ever come across as offensive. Nobody sees you as a threat. You see someone in a Hawaiian shirt, and you are like ‘this guy is ready to party.'” ~ Gabriel Iglesias
  29. “I found that laughter was a form of acceptance, and I really enjoyed that and I just – I crave it.” ~ Gabriel Iglesias
  30. “If you aim to be big, you will be big. And that’s not a pun about my size.” ~ Gabriel Iglesias
  31. “I learned early on, stay away from politics, stay away from religion, and don’t talk about sports. Those three right there will get you in trouble.” ~ Gabriel Iglesias
  32. “You gotta live life before you can talk about it. Sometimes when things don’t work out in life, they work out on stage.” ~ Gabriel Iglesias

  33. “In the beginning, when I was doing my shows, I was incorporating a lot of Spanish, just trying to be a Latino comic instead of just a comic. Now I try to make the show as broad as possible… I don’t want to alienate people. I want to make it so everybody can follow along and everybody can relate.” ~ Gabriel Iglesias
  34. “Understand that you don’t know it all. You don’t know anything yet. What you’ve been taught is great, but always go with common sense. And don’t marry your first love.” ~ Gabriel Iglesias
  35. “Home in bed listening to the rain getting ready to order a pizza. Sounds like a song till the last part.” ~ Gabriel Iglesias
  36. “Comedy is my passion. I’m going to do this until I drop.” ~ Gabriel Iglesias quotes
  37. “If you surround yourself with a bunch of guys who no mas se quieren puro pari and are like, “Aaah, let’s go get some chicks.” Guess what? That’s going to slow you down and keep your head somewhere else.” ~ Gabriel Iglesias
  38. “Early on when I started talking about my weight, it was self-deprecating; everything was a joke.” ~ Gabriel Iglesias

  39. “Now I understand why people do drugs, why people drink, and why people go crazy. As the success level goes up and up and up, the further detached I get from everybody else. Luckily, with my girlfriend, everything is gravy because I brought her into it. I brought her in and she’s very hands on with my career.” ~ Gabriel Iglesias
  40. “If i wouldn’t have done comedy, I would have been a teacher. I was really good when I took an exploratory teaching class in high school, at getting kids’ attention, and delivering lesson plans. Though my principal even told me that this was what I was meant to do. And that being a big-mouth comedian was a waste of time.” ~ Gabriel Iglesias
  41. “Best advice, bro: Think big. Don’t think small. If you think small, then you’re going to stay small. Think (about) the broad scope.” ~ Gabriel Iglesias
  42. “I went up on stage, and said, “Why did the chicken cross the road? To check out the chicks.” I was a genius at 10. Try telling that at 21, and you look hacky and stupid. That was the only joke I’ve ever told. Everything since has been character voices, doing impressions or just telling stories.” ~ Gabriel Iglesias
  43. “When I go to dance clubs, I always dance with big girls, so we finish at the same time.” ~ Gabriel Iglesias

  44. “If I speak Spanish in my show, which sometimes I do, I translate what I say. I make it where I can still be myself, but I make it to where everybody knows what the hell is going on and when everyone leaves, they’re like “OK, I get it.”” ~ Gabriel Iglesias
  45. “The best advice bro: is think big, as big as you can possibly think, and shoot for that. The bigger you aim for, the bigger you’re going to be. Set the standards for yourself as high as you possibly can and also surround yourself with people who have the same visions you have.” ~ Gabriel Iglesias
  46. “I try not to get political, I don’t want to get religious, I don’t want to get controversial, I just want to have a show that relates to everybody.” ~ Gabriel Iglesias
  47. “Believe it or not, I’ve got a really bad metabolism. One burger and I’m done. I’m not a guy that puts away 10 burgers.” ~ Gabriel Iglesias
  48. “You know what I learned about Hawaiians? They’re just blown up Mexicans!” ~ Gabriel Iglesias

  49. “Surround yourself with supportive people. All the negative people, man you have to push them aside.” ~ Gabriel Iglesias
  50. “I eat a lot of junk food because that’s what’s usually available at 1:00 am when I’m all done working.” ~ Gabriel Iglesias
  51. “I got off the plane – I was walking and cooking at the same time.” ~ Gabriel Iglesias
  52. “It’s not an overnight thing. I can legitimately say I’ve been working my ass off for a long time and the fact that I’m getting this concert movie is perfect because it’s coming at just the right time in my life.” ~ Gabriel Iglesias quotes
  53. “I’m always very happy to talk to people. I relate to people, and the guy on stage is very much the guy that’s off stage. People know when it’s fake.” ~ Gabriel Iglesias
  54. “I was very dirty; I was a very dirty comic. There was no way I would have gotten on TV with the act I had when I first started.” ~ Gabriel Iglesias
  55. “When I first got to St. Louis, I saw the arch and I said, ‘I want to go to that McDonalds.” ~ Gabriel Iglesias

  56. “I’m not on a diet. And it’s funny cause people go ‘Well, then why do you drink diet soda?’ So I can eat regular cake.” ~ Gabriel Iglesias
  57. “My girlfriend knows that if I’m acting weird at home to go to one of my shows to see what’s on my mind.” ~ Gabriel Iglesias
  58. “You pigeonhole yourself by the title you give yourself.” ~ Gabriel Iglesias
  59. “I still come out to music that’s in Spanish. There’s no denying who I am, but I’ve just made it to where my performance is so anybody can understand it – whether you’re 10 years old or 80 years old.” ~ Gabriel Iglesias
  60. “Now people are coming up to meet me at my shows and they’re doing my bits! One guy earlier was at 7-11 and he comes up to me and goes “you want a falcon?”.” ~ Gabriel Iglesias
  61. “Aside from producing I want to direct but I’m also going to get back out on the road.” ~ Gabriel Iglesias

  62. “I have no talent when it comes to pianos or guitars or any of that, even karaoke. For karaoke, I have to be wasted to get up there and sing.” ~ Gabriel Iglesias
  63. “I think when we stop putting labels and start worrying more about the performance, that’s when you’re able to cross over and make yourself a household name and go everywhere.” ~ Gabriel Iglesias
  64. “I did Popeye and Ronald Reagan and everybody was saying things like “yeah he’s a cute little kid” but I started, little by little, telling stories about people I’d met and expanded my voices.” ~ Gabriel Iglesias
  65. “I’m a big guy, but I’m really simple with the food. I’ll hit the In-N-Out or just the regular buffets.” ~ Gabriel Iglesias

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