35 Best Motivational Futurama Quotes About Love, Work

Futurama is an American animated science fiction sitcom created by Matt Groening. The series follows the adventures of slacker Philip J. Fry, who is cryogenically preserved for 1000 years and is revived in the 31st century. Fry finds work at an interplanetary delivery company. Futurama quotes about love, life, and work that will motivate you.

Inspirational Futurama Quotes

1. “Good News, Everyone!” – Professor
2. “If For Any Reason, You’re Not Satisfied, I Hate You.” – Sales Clerk
3. “Leela: “ship’s ready except for this cup holder, and I should have that done in 12 hours.”
   Farnsworth: “you’ve got 8!”
4. “They’re Like Sex, Except I’m Having Them!” – Fry
5. “You Can’t Keep Boogieing Like This. You’ll Come Down With A Fever Of Some Sort.” – Leela
6. “Bite My Shiny Metal Ass!” – Bender
7. “Everyone, I Have A Very Dramatic Announcement. So Anyone With A Weak Heart Should Leave Now. Goodbye.” – Professor
8. “Well, Thanks To The Internet, I’m Now Bored With Sex.” – Fry
9. “If we ever invent time machines, I’m putting a bumper sticker on mine that says “Screw History”.”
10. “Fry, Please Try To Understand. You’re A Man. I’m A Woman. We’re Just Too Different.” – Leela
11. “Woop Woop Woop!” – Zoidberg
12. “Fry: You know what the worst part about being a slave is? They make you do all this work, but they never pay you or let you go
    Leela: That’s the only part about being a slave”, Futurama quotes about work
13. “This Concept Of ‘Wuv’ Confused And Infuriates Us!” – Lrrr

14. “I’m So Embarrassed, I Wish Everybody Else Was Dead!” – Bender

15. “Bender: “Whoa, mama! Get a room, you two!”
    Man: “We’re in a room!”
    Bender: “Well then lose some weight.”, Futurama quotes funny
16. “Now, Now, There Will Be Plenty Of Time To Discuss Your Objections When And If You Return.” – Professor
17. “It’s Like A Party In My Mouth And Everybody’s Throwing Up!” – Fry
18. “I Don’t Want To Live On This Planet Anymore.” – Futurama Quotes Professor
19. “Professor – “Dear lord, we’re under more than 150 atmospheres of pressure!”
    Fry – “How many atmospheres can the ship stand?”
    Professor – “Well, its a spaceship, so I’d say anywhere between zero and one”
20. “Hooray! A Happy Ending For The Rich People.” – Zoidberg
21. “Now, My Usual Fee Is 500 Bucks. But Seeing As How It’s You, I’m Gonna’ Need It In Advance.” – Bender
22. “Valentine’s Day Is Coming? Aw Crap, I Forgot To Get A Girlfriend Again!” – Fry
23. “You Win Again Gravity.” – Zapp Brannigan
24. “That Young Man Fills Me With Hope. Plus Some Other Emotions Which Are Weird And Deeply Confusing.” – Zapp Brannigan

25. “Just Shut Up And Take My Money!” – Fry

26. “Zoidberg: “Relax, Fry. I’ll simply spin you in a high-speed centrifuge, separating out the denser fluid of his highness.”
    Fry: “But won’t that crush my bones?”
    Zoidberg: “Oh, right, right, with the bones. I always forget about the bones.”
27. “With A Warning Label This Big, You Know They Gotta’ Be Fun!” – Hermes
28. “Professor: This is the perfect chance for Fry to try out my new anti-pressure pills.
    Fry: I can’t swallow that.
    Professor: Well, then good news. It’s a suppository.
    Also, the one that makes me laugh the most even hearing it 1000 times:
    Professor: Who are those horrible orange creatures over there?
    Glurmo: Why those are the Grunka-Lunkas. They work here in the Slurm factory.
    Professor: Tell them I hate them.”
29. “Oh Wait, You’re Serious. Let Me Laugh Even Harder.” – Bender
30. “Kif, I Have Made It With A Woman. Inform The Men.” – Zapp Brannigan
31. “At The Risk Of Sounding Negative, No.” – Leela

32. “This Is The Worst Kind Of Discrimination. The Kind Against Me!” – Bender

33. “Professor Farnsworth: Start the ship, Leela! Let’s just steal the dish and get back to our own time.
    Fry: But won’t that change history?
    Professor Farnsworth: Oooh, a lesson in not changing history from “Mr. I’m-my-own-grandpa”. Let’s get the hell out of here already! Screw history!”
34. “Something tells me I could easily beat those trained professionals” – Bender
35. “Leela: “You know Zapp, someone ought to teach you a lesson”
    Zapp: “If it’s a lesson in love, watch out; I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What do I call it, Kif?”
    Kif: “[Sigh] “Sexlexia”.”