65 Furry Quotes : Furry Sayings

These furry quotes will inspire you. Furry consisting of or resembling fur animals with furry coats.

A collection of motivating, happy, and encouraging furry quotes, furry sayings, and furry proverbs.

Best Furry Quotes

1. “If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry.” ~ Dave Barry
2. “If having a soul means being able to feel love and loyalty and gratitude, then animals are better off than a lot of humans.” ~ James Herriot
3. “Until one has loved an animal a part of one’s soul remains unawakened.” ~ Anatole France

4. “An animal’s eyes have the power to speak a great language.” ~ Martin Buber

5. “Not only was it nearly impossible to hear because of these huge rubber ears we had to wear, but we also had these huge furry hands which were absolutely useless, especially if you had to scratch yourself.” ~ Helena Bonham Carter
6. “If you come back to me, I’ll never leave you”, I whispered into the furry ear. “I’ll make you all the pies you could ever eat.” ~ Ilona Andrews
7. “Animals are such agreeable friends – they ask no questions; they pass no criticisms.” ~ George Eliot

8. “You ever noticed how people who believe in Creationism look really un-evolved? You ever noticed that? Eyes real close together, eyebrow ridges, big furry hands and feet. “I believe God created me in one day”. Yeah, looks like He rushed it” ~ Bill Hicks

9. “I saw a vegetarian wearing a furry coat. so I looked closer. it was made of grass.” ~ Steven Wright
10. “I landed on Gay Pride and I couldn’t believe my eyes! Not only were gay people real – I had only heard rumours – but they had parades. There were men covered in glitter bound together with furry handcuffs. I felt like I was in outer space, I honestly thought I had arrived at the happiest place on earth.” ~ Pamela Anderson
11. “…men, groping in the Arctic darkness, had found a yellow metal, and because steamship and transportation companies were booming the find, thousands of men were rushing into the Northland. These men wanted dogs, and the dogs they wanted were heavy dogs, with strong muscles by which to toil, and furry coats to protect them from the frost.” ~ Jack London

12. “Soon or late, every dog’s master’s memory becomes a graveyard; peopled by wistful little furry ghosts that creep back unbidden, at times, to a semblance of their olden lives.” ~ Albert Payson Terhune

13. “‎’The demon cried, waving its furry arms above his head like a demented orangutan.” ~ Jana Oliver
14. “If I’m traveling, I’ll pack socks in my bag – really cute furry ones.” ~ Nicki Minaj
15. “Anyone who has owned many cats in long succession can define his or her life as a series of furry episodes.” ~ Roger Caras

16. “There is more difference between a zebra and a horse, or between a dolphin and a porpoise, than there is between you and the furry creatures your distant ancestors left behind when they set out to take over the world.” ~ Bill Bryson

17. “When there was room on the ledge outside of the pots and boxes for a cat, the cat was there- in sunny weather- stretched at full length, asleep and blissful, with her furry belly to the sun and a paw curved over her nose.” ~ Mark Twain
18. “Give it to ’em!” Take ’em down!” First Aleran!” Kick their furry–” Assault formation!” ~ Jim Butcher
19. “Cats were often familiars to workers of magic because to anyone used to wrestling with self-willed, wayward, devious magic–which was what all magic was–it was rather soothing to have all the same qualities wrapped up in a small, furry, generally attractive bundle that…might, if it were in a good mood, sit on your knee and purr. Magic never sat on anybody’s knee and purred.” ~ Robin McKinley

20. “Success, failure, pain, small furry animals, household products, freeways, Star Wars systems – all are interlinked in the dance of tantra, the disco of the mind, the ballroom of cosmic consciousness.” ~ Frederick Lenz

21. “does you costume involve leather?” she’d asked. and he’d said, “Actually, yeah, it might.” it really did. it involved a leather dog collar, leather pants and a leash, and the leash was held by Ysandre, who was in skintight red rubber, from neck to knee high boots. she’d topped it off with a pair of devil horns and a red tridant. she’d made Shane her dog, complete with furry dog mask. ***”Breathe,” Myrnin said. “I’m not much for it myself, but i hear it’s quite good for humans.”***” ~ Rachel Caine
22. “Sekhmet crawled onto Ramses’s lap and began to purr. ‘The creature oozes like a furry slug,’ said Ramses, eyeing it without favor.” ~ Barbara Mertz
23. “We have nothing to fear but fear itself. That, and those great big furry spiders.” ~ Lev L. Spiro

24. “I can’t tell you how much we laughed on the set to have Alec Guinness in a scene with a big, furry dog that’s flying a space ship.” ~ Mark Hamill

25. “We evolved. We have only to look at the pouting face of a young chimpanzee to laugh at its reflections of ourselves. We know that more then 98 percent of our genes are shared with the chimpanzee, but we feel the kinship directly when the furry baby puts up its arms to be held.” ~ Alison Jolly
26. “I didn’t see any furry little James Bonds.” ~ Larissa Ione
27. “My very photogenic mother died in a freak accident (picnic, lightning) when I was three, and, save for a pocket of warmth in the darkest past, nothing of her subsists within the hollows and dells of memory, over which, if you can still stand my style (I am writing under observation), the sun of my infancy had set: surely, you all know those redolent remnants of day suspended, with the midges, about some hedge in bloom or suddenly entered and traversed by the rambler, at the bottom of a hill, in the summer dusk; a furry warmth, golden midges.” ~ Vladimir Nabokov

28. “Sloths actually are like furry living ecosystems all by themselves! Algae grows on their fur and they are also home to “sloth moths” who call them home and drink their tears.” ~ Ann Burton

29. “I’ve had some offers from furries – people that want to have sex with dudes in furry suits. I’ve had some interesting requests. There’s some great fans.” ~ Jason Gann
30. “You must have had such a great childhood with a man like that for your father. (Delphine) Yeah. All puppy dogs and rainbows and those weird furry people with padded coat hangers on their heads that look like space aliens on acid. (Jericho)” ~ Sherrilyn Kenyon
31. “Some of us still get all weepy when we think about the Gaia Hypothesis, the idea that earth is a big furry goddess-creature who resembles everybody’s mom in that she knows what’s best for us. But if you look at the historical record – Krakatoa, Mt. Vesuvius, Hurricane Charley, poison ivy, and so forth down the ages – you have to ask yourself: Whose side is she on, anyway?” ~ Barbara Ehrenreich

32. “Vegetarianism can easily reach religious proportions. Refraining from meat on moral grounds serves to dignify feelings of guilt toward sad-eyed, furry creatures and substitutes righteousness for squeamishness.” ~ Bill Griffith

33. “If you have a weakness for furry slippers or something, you might end up with that kind of advertising. It’s a very complicated algorithmic decision. There’s no one dude who’s deciding what ads are going with things, and it’s very individualized also. And that’s the idea of collecting information is that in theory, you’re showing people things that they should want to see or for which they are a good target. So, no, there’s no master person.” ~ Tim Wu
34. “The French fried potato has become an inescapable horror in almost every public eating place in the country. ‘French fries’, say the menus, but they are not French fries any longer. They are a furry-textured substance with the taste of plastic wood.” ~ Russell Baker
35. “How strange and wonderful is our home, our earth, with its swirling vaporous atmosphere, its flowing and frozen liquids, its trembling plants, its creeping, crawling, climbing creatures, the croaking things with wings that hang on rocks and soar through the fog, the furry grass, the scaly seas.” ~ Edward Abbey

36. “But what is life to a lichen ? Yet its impulse to exist, to be, is every bit as strong as ours arguably even stronger. If I were told that I had to spend decades being a furry growth on a rock in the woods, I believe I would lose the will to go on.” ~ Bill Bryson

37. “The paint has a skin to it, here taut and glossy, there wrinkled, abraded, scarred. It is pierced, abraded, scraped. A line drawn through it will go through half a dozen states, from the furry bloom of crusted charcoal to a blind furrow, cutting a channel in to soft paint below.” ~ Andrew Forge
38. “I did. I did see Bigfoot when I was a kid and I still believe it to this day. I saw a big furry man outside my window. It’s not funny! It was real.” ~ Barry Watson
39. “The wild Bee reels from bough to bough
    With his furry coat and his gauzy wing,
    Now in a lily cup, and now
    Setting a jacinth bell a-swing,
    In his wandering.” ~ Oscar Wilde
40. “The linesman flagged initially because he thought I was an Oldham player. Fair enough, I did have a replica shirt on – but I also have a big furry head.” ~ Kevin Williams
41. “After spending time with the rescued turkeys at Farm Sanctuary’s shelter and seeing how similar they are to my furry companion animals at home, I knew I needed to do everything in my power to protect these friendly and curious birds from the daily pain and suffering they endure on factory farms.” ~ Ginnifer Goodwin
42. “Dogs, bless them, operate on the premise that human beings are fragile and require incessant applications of affection and reassurance. The random lick of a hand and the furry chin draped over the instep are calculated to let the shaky owner know that a friend is nearby.” ~ Mary McGrory
43. “I walked among Shadows, and found a race of furry creatures, dark and clawed and fanged, reasonably manlike, and about as intelligent as a freshman in the high school of your choice-sorry, kids, but what I mean is they were loyal, devoted, honest, and too easily screwed by bastards like me and my brother. I felt like the dee-jay of your choice.” ~ Roger Zelazny

44. “You should see what she’s wearing, Callie. It’s velvet. Canary yellow velvet. Turban to match. She looks like a furry banana.” ~ Sarah MacLean

45. “[Clover] secretly hitched a ride with a nice German couple and their new baby…Clover appeared to the baby, so as to be a delightful, soothing surprise. Well, the child did like Clover. In fact, she held him and cooed. When the parents turned around to look at her and saw their child holding a furry, living creature, they needlessly panicked.” ~ Obert Skye
46. “Cats are the lap-dancers of the animal world. Soon as you stop shelling out, they move on, find another lap. They’re furry little sociopaths. Pretty and slick — in love with themselves. When’s the last time you saw a seeing-eye cat?” ~ Andrew Vachss , Furry quotes love
47. “Bare,” came her answer in a squeak. “Yes, we’d both have to be bare,” he said with a laugh. “Not bare naked,” she gasped. “Bear bear. Furry bear. Bear!” -Mortimer and Sam” ~ Lynsay Sands

48. “It was long after midnight and the stars looked damp and chilly; the air was full of the busy silence of the night, which is created by hundreds of small furry things treading very carefully in the hope of finding dinner while avoiding being the main course.” ~ Terry Pratchett

49. “You’d help if you could, wouldn’t you, boy?” I said. “It’s no wonder they call you man’s best friend. Faithful and loyal and true, you share in our sorrows and rejoice with us in our triumphs, the truest friend we ever have known, a better friend than we deserve. You have thrown in your lot with us, through thick and thin, on battlefield and hearthrug, refusing to leave your master even when death and destruction lie all around. Ah, noble dog, you are the furry mirror in which we see our better selves reflected, man as he could be, unstained by war or ambition, unspoilt by-” ~ Connie Willis
50. “A faint light burned in the pit revealing a furry creature hunched over a stone slab, fiddling with something. At first Gregor raised a warning hand. He thought it was a rat. Then the creature lifted his head and Gregor recognized what was left of his dad.” ~ Suzanne Collins
51. “That’s the trouble with the world we live in. It’s full of people just doing their job and ignoring what’s really going on. Care about the rainforest until they get a couple of kids and enough money for a gas guzzling car, or some hardwood dining furniture. Watch all those wildlife programmes and coo over the furry animals, but still eat meat and poultry that was raised in conditions of unbelievable cruelty.” ~ Robert Muchamore

52. “A Boat O beautiful was the werewolf in his evil forest. We took him to the carnival and he started crying when he saw the Ferris wheel. Electric green and red tears flowed down his furry cheeks. He looked like a boat out on the dark water.” ~ Richard Brautigan

53. “The Beast Lord walked out of the warehouse. The screen went dark. My knight in furry armor. Saiman opened his mouth. “This is why I didn’t. Personally, I think your smile is inappropriate.” ~ Ilona Andrews
54. “Animals are happier than humans because they’re like furry little existentialists, all living in the moment. Their collective motto: live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking pelt.” ~ Richard Jeni
55. “I glean a few times a week, and it’s all about the subject line. I look for the lyrical, “Billowy Red Scarf Girl” or the funny, “Hipster Chick Who Passed Gas,” the unintentionally funny, “Looking for the Hot Girl in Pink Dress,” ones that immediately suggest images, “Furry Arms Under a Yellow Umbrella,” or the plain odd, “Seeking Girl Who Bit Me Twice…” I don’t think I’ve ever abandoned one… the images usually arrive fully formed in my head as soon as I read the message, and I decide whether to draw it or not.” ~ Sophie Blackall

56. “In those days spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were real men, women were real women and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri.” ~ Douglas Adams

57. “You could time a suburban story by your watch: it lasts as long as it takes a small furry animal that’s lonely to find friends, or a small furry animal that’s lost to find its parents; it lasts as long as a quick avowal of love; it lasts precisely as long as the average parent is disposed on a Tuesday night to spend reading aloud to children.” ~ Rachel Cusk
58. “Most of what we know about human evolution comes from these: the fossilized bones of our ancestors. With their help, we’ve traced our evolution from small furry creatures to the big-brained beings we’ve become today. But bones can’t tell us everything.” ~ Ziya Tong
59. “Sometimes you remind me a lot of James. He called it my ‘furry little problem’ in company. Many people were under the impression that I owned a badly behaved rabbit.” ~ J. K. Rowling

60. “There are many worse friends than the soft, silent, furry, cat-folk.” ~ Lucy Maud Montgomery

61. “You’ll wrest a burning sword from an angel, but you’re afraid of bats?” “I’m not afraid of them. I just don’t like them. They’re…furry. Flying things shouldn’t be furry. It’s not right. And if I ever meet the Creator, I’m taking that one up with him.” “That I’d like to see. Your one and possible only chance to get the answer to every question in the universe, and you ask, ‘Why are bats furry?'” “I will. You just wait.” ~ Kelley Armstrong
62. “He was slumped over, blood trickling from the side of his mouth. I shook his furry hip, thinking, No! Even if you are half barnyard animal, you’re my best friend and I don’t want you to die!” ~ Rick Riordan
63. “Then the singing enveloped me. It was furry and resonant, coming from everyone’s very heart. There was no sense of performance or judgment, only that the music was breath and food.” ~ Anne Lamott

64. “By adopting a wonderful mutt, you’ll save a life and help reduce animal homelessness while also boosting your chances of a more robust new furry friend, as mixed-breed dogs have demonstrated better health and longer life spans than their purebred cousins.” ~ Ingrid Newkirk

65. “All of us from fertile egg to embryo to corpse, are exactly that: warm, wet, furry animals compelled by the sexuality of our forefathers and foremothers to be, either directly or indirectly, our own exciting and excitable, provocative and provable selves.” ~ Lynn Margulis

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