65 Drink Quotes On Success In Life

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Below you will find a collection of motivating, happy, and encouraging drink quotes, drink sayings, and drink proverbs.

Best Drink Quotes

1. “That’s the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.” ~ Charles Bukowski
2. “I drink to make other people more interesting.” ~ Ernest Hemingway
3. “An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.” ~ Ernest Hemingway

4. “The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.” ~ Humphrey Bogart

5. “Happiness is good health and a bad memory.” ~ Ingrid Bergman
6. “It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.” ~ George Burns
7. “The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers.” ~ Thomas Jefferson
8. “Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors… and miss.” ~ Robert A. Heinlein

9. “Drunken with what? With wine, with poetry, or with virtue, as you will. But be drunken.” ~ Eugene O’Neill

10. “What’s drinking? A mere pause from thinking!” ~ Lord Byron
11. “My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars.” ~ Winston Churchill
12. “Never accept a drink from a urologist.” ~ Erma Bombeck
13. “Many contemporary authors drink more than they write.” ~ Maxim Gorky

14. “Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice.” ~ Kathy Griffin

15. “Authority pisses me off. I think everyone should be able to drink and get loud whenever they want.” ~ James Hetfield
16. “American-style iced tea is the perfect drink for a hot, sunny day. It’s never really caught on in the UK, probably because the last time we had a hot, sunny day was back in 1957.” ~ Tom Holt
17. “Eat, drink, and be merry for tomorrow we die.” ~ Kurt Vonnegut
18. “Too much of anything is bad, but too much Champagne is just right.” ~ F. Scott Fitzgerald

19. “I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.” ~ Joe E. Lewis

20. “When I drink, I think; and when I think, I drink.” ~ Francois Rabelais
21. “I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.” ~ Oscar Levant
22. “I drink to make other people interesting.” ~ George Jean Nathan
23. “I’ve never been drunk, but often I’ve been overserved.” ~ George Gobel

24. “He that drinks fast, pays slow.” ~ Benjamin Franklin

25. “Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my scotch, I say, I’m thirsty, not dirty.” ~ Joe E. Lewis
26. “A statesman is an easy man, he tells his lies by rote.
    A journalist invents his lies, and rams them down your throat.
    So stay at home and drink your beer and let the neighbors vote.” ~ William Butler Yeats
27. “Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living.” ~ Jean Kerr
28. “I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.” ~ W. C. Fields

29. “I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.” ~ Miguel de Cervantes

30. “You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer.” ~ Frank Zappa
31. “I’m Catholic and I can’t commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death.” ~ Jack Kerouac
32. “Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.” ~ Nancy Astor

33. “Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.” ~ Winston Churchill

34. “The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whisky. By diligent effort, I learned to like it.” ~ Winston Churchill
35. “Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.” ~ Benjamin Franklin
36. “I don’t have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down, no problem.” ~ George Burns
37. “Drinking is an emotional thing. It joggles you out of the standardism of everyday life, out of everything being the same.” ~ Charles Bukowski

38. “I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.” ~ Adrian Rogers

39. “Nothing makes the future look so rosy as to contemplate it through a glass of Chambertin.” ~ Napoleon Bonaparte
40. “Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.” ~ C. E. M. Joad
41. “I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home.” ~ W. C. Fields
42. “It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass.” ~ Rodney Dangerfield

43. “In heaven there is no beer. That’s why we drink ours here.” ~ Frank Yankovic

44. “My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.” ~ Winston Churchill
45. “Wine is bottled poetry.” ~ Robert Louis Stevenson
46. “Who cares how time advances? I am drinking ale today.” ~ Edgar Allan Poe
47. “With every drop of water you drink, every breath you take, you’re connected to the sea. No matter where on Earth you live.” ~ Sylvia Earle

48. “Here’s to alcohol, the rose colored glasses of life.” ~ F. Scott Fitzgerald

49. “There cannot be good living where there is not good drinking.” ~ Benjamin Franklin
50. “I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.” ~ Humphrey Bogart
51. “If four or five guys tell you that you’re drunk, even though you know you haven’t had a thing to drink, the least you can do is to lie down a little while.” ~ Joseph M. Schenck
52. “I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.” ~ Jack Lemmon

53. “I never turned to drink. It seemed to turn to me.” ~ Benjamin Franklin

54. “Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.” ~ Mark Twain
55. “The writer walks out of his workroom in a daze. He wants a drink. He needs it.” ~ Roald Dahl
56. “Age appears to be best in four things; old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read.” ~ Francis Bacon
57. “Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it’s compounding a felony.” ~ Robert Benchley

58. “Drink is the feast of reason and the flow of soul.” ~ Alexander Pope

59. “When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place.” ~ Jimmy Breslin
60. “And malt does more than Milton can to justify God’s ways to man.” ~ A. E. Housman
61. “The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.” ~ Martin Mull
62. “An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.” ~ Dylan Thomas

63. “Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.” ~ Ogden Nash

64. “Drinking is an emotional thing. It joggles you out of the standardism of everyday life, out of everything being the same. It yanks you out of your body and your mind and throws you against the wall. I have the feeling that drinking is a form of suicide where you’re allowed to return to life and begin all over the next day. It’s like killing yourself, and then you’re reborn. I guess I’ve lived about ten or fifteen thousand lives now.” ~ Charles Bukowski
65. “Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable.” ~ Gilbert K. Chesterton

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