65 Donuts Quotes On Success In Life
These Donuts quotes will inspire you. Donuts, a small usually ring-shaped piece of sweet fried dough or a ring-shaped object, in particular a vacuum chamber in some types of particle accelerator.
Below you will find a collection of motivating, happy, and encouraging Donuts quotes, Donuts sayings, and Donuts proverbs.
Best Donuts Quotes
- “The optimist sees the donut, the pessimist sees the hole.” ~ Oscar Wilde
- “Donuts. Is there anything they can’t do?” ~ Matt Groening
- “I owe it all to little chocolate donuts.” ~ John Belushi , Chocolate donuts quotes
- “Sure, beauty has the power to excite men. But so does a box of donuts.” ~ Susan Jane Gilman
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“Repeat mantra: Donuts are not vitamins, donuts are not.” ~ William Howard Taft
- “This is a donut. It is very sweet, and very good. But if you’ve never tasted a donut, you wouldn’t really know how sweet and how good a donut is… meditation is like that. Transcendental Meditation gives an experience much sweeter than the sweetness of this donut.” ~ David Lynch
- “As you ramble on through life, brother, whatever be your goal: keep you eyes upon the donut, and not upon the hole.” ~ Murray Banks
- “Between the optimist and the pessimist, the difference is droll. The optimist sees the doughnut; the pessimist the hole!” ~ Oscar Wilde
- “I don’t care about the weight. You know, I’m lucky; I’m one of those people – I can eat donuts, whatever, and I just get fat.” ~ Louis C. K.
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“That’s my favorite food group: donut. I love the donut.” ~ Laura Linney
- “If I had all the money in the world, I’d still make movies. But I’d want them to pay me in donuts.” ~ Bruce Campbell
- “You cannot go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin’ Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent.” ~ Joe Biden
- “All the donuts have names that sound like prostitutes” ~ Tom Waits
- “If you stop eating donuts you will live 3 years longer. It’s just 3 more years that you want a donut. < . ) < .” ~ Lewis Black
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“A new study found that Americans are exercising more than ever but still not losing much weight. Not good in fact, it’s all I could think about on my jog to Dunkin’ Donuts.” ~ Jimmy Fallon
- “I’m not going to work in a place where I can’t eat donuts.” ~ Kristen Ashley
- “Probably millions of Americans got up this morning with a cup of coffee, a cigarette and a donut. No wonder they are sick and fouled up.” ~ Jack LaLanne , Coffee & donuts quotes
- “I like freedom. I wake up in the morning and say, ‘I don’t know, should I have a popsicle or a donut?’ You know, who knows?” ~ Oscar Nunez
- “Blackjack,” Percy said, “this is Piper and Jason. They’re friends.” The horse nickered. “Uh, maybe later,” Percy answered. Piper had heard that Percy could speak to horses, being the son of the horse lord Poseidon, but she’d never seen it in action. “What does Blackjack want?” she asked. “Donuts,” Percy said. “Always donuts.” ~ Rick Riordan
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“If love eats the donut, does time eat the hole?” ~ Tom Robbins
- “Go Chase A Donut. -Percy Jackson.” ~ Rick Riordan
- “More proof that trusting the Feds to protect our information is like hiring Homer Simpson to guard the donuts.” ~ Robert X. Cringely
- “It’s why we oppose Citizens United from that right-wing Supreme Court. In 2012, I also said the Tea Party “acted like terrorists” and called a donut shop manager in Milwaukee who wanted lower taxes a “smartass.” And I said the number one issue is a three-letter word, J-O-B-S.” I’m proud of who I am.” ~ Joe Biden
- “She was carrying two coffees and a donut bag, and right then and there, he fell in love.” -Animal Magnetism” ~ Jill Shalvis
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“If you eat one less candy bar or donut a day, you’re doing your body some good.” ~ Louise Hay
- “The meeting was like a war council with donuts. Then again, back at Camp Half-Blood they used to have their most serious discussions around the Ping-Pong table in the rec room with crackers and Cheez Whiz, so Percy felt right at home.” ~ Rick Riordan
- “In Delaware, the largest growth in population is Indian-Americans moving from India. You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. I’m not joking.” ~ Joe Biden
- “America is at war. Go eat a donut.” ~ Chris Pratt
- “I usually just get into a police character by drinking coffee and eating donuts, but those days are over.” ~ Matt Servitto
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“In the fifties, I had dreams about touching a naked woman and she would turn to bronze or the dream about hot dogs chasing donuts through the Lincoln Tunnel.” ~ Robert Klein
- “My view is that everything begins with the customer. If you know the customer, then you can match the merchandise and then you can market it. The marketing is kind of the icing. The foundation is the cake. That’s the merchandise. Then the question is, “Do the customers want cake, or do they want cupcakes or donuts. What is it?”” ~ Les Wexner
- “Much of my youth was spent in the parking lot or inside a Dunkin’ Donuts.” ~ Eli Roth
- “Why did the warrior cross the road? [Koldo] That’s easy. To kill the guy on the other side. [Nicola] A bud of amusement had her smiling. Knock, knock. [Koldo] Who’s there? [Nicola] Donut. Donut who? Donut run from me, puny girl.” ~ Gena Showalter
- “Monday morning and there’s one less donut than there should be. Keen observers note the reduced mass straightaway but stay silent, because saying, ‘Hey, is that only six donuts?’ would betray their donut experience. It’s not great for your career to be known as the person who can spot the difference between six and seven donuts at a glance.” ~ Max Barry
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“When you have a flaming hot donut in your hand and your trying to eat it your not worried about 10 and 2” ~ Jase Robertson
- “Anyhow, the hole in the donut is at least digestible.” ~ H. L. Mencken
- “The Affordable Care Act is a huge problem. [Repealing the ACA is] going to have huge implications. We have millennials that live in Boston that are on their parents’ health insurance. The businesses have hired them and have been able to hire more people because they have been able to be on their own health insurance. We have seniors in our city who have preexisting conditions, or something called a “donut hole,” which is a prescription drug [gap] in Medicare. Whatever changes they make could have detrimental effects on people’s health care, but also on the economy.” ~ Marty Walsh
- “It don’t care whether I’m good enough. It don’t care whether I snore or not. It don’t care which God I pray to. There are only three things with that kind of unconditional acceptance: Dogs, donuts, and money.” ~ Danny DeVito
- “When shopping at Dunkin’ Donuts, pretend you are the mother of nine. Say things like, ‘Little David likes cream-filled and Susie wanted jelly.’ That way, no one will be suspicious when you order a dozen donuts with one cup of coffee to go.” ~ Linda Sunshine
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“I’m an all-things-in-moderation kind of person. I do eat a warm donut occasionally. I especially enjoy a cider donut when I’m apple picking. I don’t think there’s anything wrong with that.” ~ Rachael Ray
- “Lucy took a single plain donut from the bag and held it for me to take a bite. Tender and light and still warm from the frying. Not too sugary.” ~ Robert Crais
- “Claiming that someone’s marriage is against your religion is like being angry at someone for eating a donut because you’re on a diet.” ~ Seth Rogen
- “I was sacked from Dunkin’ Donuts for squirting the donuts jelly all over the customers.” ~ Madonna Ciccone
- “Olive’s private view is that life depends on what she thinks of as “big bursts” and “little bursts.” Big bursts are things like marriage or children, intimacies that keep you afloat, but these big bursts hold dangerous, unseen currents. Which is why you need the little bursts as well: a friendly clerk at Bradlee’s, let’s say, or the waitress at Dunkin’ Donuts who knows how you like your coffee. Tricky business, really.” ~ Elizabeth Strout
- “When you think about a barbecue, most people think of slabs of ribs, but you don’t need to do that in today’s culinary barbecue world. Short ribs, barbecue chicken, skewered shrimp, vegetable kebabs, lobster mac and cheese with or without the lobster, and a donut bread pudding for dessert that’s absolutely amazing. These are things that are safe whether you’re a novice or a professional. Be creative and stay within your culinary pantheon.” ~ G. Garvin
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“I love Krispy Kreme donuts, but doesn’t the thought of cream that’s crispy just churn your stomach?” ~ Steven Page
- “Those of us that had been up all night were in no mood for coffee and donuts, we wanted strong drink. We were, after all, the cream of the national sporting press.” ~ Hunter S. Thompson
- “People don’t realize how much of this stuff you get by the end of the day. High blood pressure is from all this high-fat eating. Do you know how many calories are in butter and cheese and ice cream? Would you get your dog up in the morning for a cup of coffee and a donut? Probably millions of Americans got up this morning with a cup of coffee, a cigarette and a donut. No wonder they are sick and fouled up.” ~ Jack LaLanne
- “We’re never satisfied when it comes to food. ‘You know what’d be good on this burger? A ham sandwich. Instead of a bun, let’s use two donuts. That way we can have it for breakfast. Look out McGriddle. Here comes the donut-ham-hamburger!’” ~ Jim Gaffigan
- “I admit,” Morgan said with another withering look, “it’s no donut.” ~ Jim Butcher
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“They are bear crawls … a Bearclaw is a donut” ~ Jillian Michaels
- “The sudden and abrupt removal of my all-consuming goal … well, it was like I was a donut, and somebody had sucked all the jelly out of me. But I could stuff new jelly in there. It would just get my hands a little sticky in the process.” ~ Brandon Sanderson
- “I always thought Woody Harrelson is quite a persuasive guy. He’s the kind of guy who can call you up in the middle of the night and tell you, ‘Let’s all go get a donut!’ And you’re thinking, ‘It’s the middle of the night,’ but somehow you still get up and go get a donut.” ~ Jesse Eisenberg
- “Vegan or not, gluten-free or not, Erin McKenna’s donuts are the best I’ve had in 20 years, without exception.” ~ Mark Bittman
- “I love just going out; long drives, the ocean, my kids, new music, new gear, new plug-ins, coffee, and donuts at four in the morning. Even just waking up and writing.” ~ John Feldmann
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“That was so completely unfair that I told Tantalus to go chase a donut, which didn’t help his mood.” ~ Rick Riordan
- “Despite romantic fantasies about caring candidates who learn of America in donut shops, most politicians rely on media to teach them what concerns the average person.” ~ Dick Morris
- “He was skinning a bear. I was terrified at first, because the corpse resembled a naked man quartered between two trees. He’d created a deadfall trap over some big talus blocks and the bear had fallen in. He used the skin for something and jerked the meat. If it wasn’t astonishing enough behavior in a national park, the next day he made donuts, using bear fat for grease ! Surely, by now, he’s created an empire somewhere in the world.” ~ Dave Cook
- “Eating a lot is an occupational hazard but it’s a pretty great problem to have. I spend a lot of time eating sweets on TV – cake, cupcakes, donuts, and pudding. It’s a dream job, but at the same time there will be days where I wake up knowing I will eat 15 desserts!” ~ Gail Simmons
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“A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a Danish.” ~ Chevy Chase
- “I fell in love with Erica Kane the summer before my freshman year of high school. Like all red-blooded teen American boys, I’d come home from water polo practice and eat a box of Entenmann’s Pop’Ems donut holes in front of the TV while obsessively fawning over ‘All My Children’ and Erica, her clothes, and her narcissistic attitude.” ~ Andy Cohen
- “Relevance is kind of a weird thing. If one does topical material, it makes sense to want to be relevant. But if someone talks about donut sprinkles, it’s not quite as important. Unless the U.S. Supreme Court makes a decision outlawing donut sprinkles.” ~ Brian Regan
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“I’m high off the indo creepin’ with the quickness to the cut, bust one to his head while he munches on that donut.” ~ Dr. Dre
- “I once said, “You cannot go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin’ Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent.” When Bobby Jindal entered the Republican campaign, my comment should have been covered again, more prominently. I mean, Jindal is not Native American, he’s a real Indian.” ~ Joe Biden
- “At every level, from the microcellular to the psychological, exercise not only wards off the ill effects of chronic stress; it can also reverse them. Studies show that if researchers exercise rats that have been chronically stressed, that activity makes the hippocampus grow back to its preshriveled state. The mechanisms by which exercise changes how we think and feel are so much more effective than donuts, medicines, and wine. When you say you feel less stressed out after you go for a swim, or even a fast walk, you are.” ~ John Ratey
