65 Diogenes Quotes For Success In Life

Diogenes is also known as Diogenes the Cynic was a Greek philosopher and one of the founders of Cynic philosophy. He was born in Sinope, an Ionian colony on the Black Sea coast of modern-day Turkey, in 412 or 404 BC and died at Corinth in 323 BC. These Diogenes quotes will motivate you in life.

Best Diogenes Quotes

1. “People who talk well but do nothing are like musical instruments; the sound is all they have to offer.” ~ Diogenes
2. “I pissed on the man who called me a dog. Why was he so surprised?” ~ Diogenes
3. “If only it was as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly as it is to masturbate.” ~ Diogenes
4. “One original thought is worth a thousand mindless quotings” ~ Diogenes
5. “He has the most who is most content with the least.” ~ Diogenes

6. “It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours.” ~ Diogenes

7. “No man is hurt but by himself. …Literally by how he interprets what happens to him. If he focusses on how it could have been better, he will be hurt. If he focusses on how it could have been worse, he will be happy. The same is true for women too.” ~ Diogenes
8. “In a rich man’s house there is no place to spit but his face.” ~ Diogenes
9. “Fools! You think of “god” as a sentient being. God is the word used to represent a force. This force created nothing, it just helps things along. It does not answer prayers, although it may make you think of a way to solve a problem. It has the power to influence you, but not decide for you.” ~ Diogenes
10. “We have two ears and one tongue so that we would listen more and talk less.” ~ Diogenes
11. “We come into the world alone and we die alone. Why, in life, should we be any less alone?” ~ Diogenes

12. “The mob is the mother of tyrants.” ~ Diogenes

13. “Of what use is a philosopher who doesn’t hurt anybody’s feelings?” ~ Diogenes
14. “He lit a lamp in broad daylight and said, as he went about, “I am looking for a human.”” ~ Diogenes
15. “I am not an Athenian or a Greek, but a citizen of the world.” ~ Diogenes
16. “You will become a teacher of yourself when for the same things that you blame others, you also blame yourself.” ~ Diogenes
17. “Education gives sobriety to the young, comfort to the old, riches to the poor and is an ornament to the rich.” ~ Diogenes
18. “I am Diogenes the Dog. I nuzzle the kind, bark at the greedy and bite scoundrels.” ~ Diogenes
19. “Aristotle was once asked what those who tell lies gain by it. Said he – That when they speak truth they are not believed.” ~ Diogenes
20. “Self-taught poverty is a help toward philosophy, for the things which philosophy attempts to teach by reasoning, poverty forces us to practice.” ~ Diogenes

21. “Why not whip the teacher when the pupil misbehaves?” ~ Diogenes

22. “He once begged alms of a statue, and, when asked why he did so, replied, “To get practice in being refused.”” ~ Diogenes
23. “Discourse on virtue and they pass by in droves. Whistle and dance the shimmy, and you’ve got an audience.” ~ Diogenes
24. “I am looking for an honest man.” ~ Diogenes
25. “When Alexander the Great addressed him with greetings, and asked if he wanted anything, Diogenes replied “Yes, stand a little out of my sunshine.”” ~ Diogenes
26. “The most beautiful thing in the world is freedom of speech.” ~ Diogenes
27. “When I look upon seamen, men of science and philosophers, man is the wisest of all beings; when I look upon priests and prophets nothing is as contemptible as man.” ~ Diogenes

28. “We have complicated every simple gift of the gods.” ~ Diogenes

29. “If I lack awareness, then why should I care what happens to me when I am dead?” ~ Diogenes
30. “To become self-educated you should condemn yourself for all those things that you would criticize others.” ~ Diogenes
31. “One day, observing a child drinking out of his hands, he cast away the cup from his wallet with the words, “A child has beaten me in plainness of living.”” ~ Diogenes
32. “The art of being a slave is to rule one’s master.” ~ Diogenes
33. “A friend is one soul abiding in two bodies.” ~ Diogenes

34. “Even if I am but a pretender to wisdom, that in itself is philosophy.” ~ Diogenes

35. “He was breakfasting in the marketplace, and the bystanders gathered round him with cries of “dog.” “It is you who are dogs,” cried he, “when you stand round and watch me at my breakfast.”” ~ Diogenes
36. “As houses well stored with provisions are likely to be full of mice, so the bodies of those that eat much are full of diseases.” ~ Diogenes
37. “Dogs and philosophers do the greatest good and get the fewest rewards.” ~ Diogenes
38. “There is only a finger’s difference between a wise man and a fool.” ~ Diogenes Quotes
39. “Plato had defined Man as an animal, biped and featherless, and was applauded. Diogenes plucked a fowl and brought it into the lecture-room with the words, “Behold Plato’s man!”” ~ Diogenes
40. “To the question what wine he found pleasant to drink, he replied, “That for which other people pay.”” ~ Diogenes

41. “The foundation of every state is the education of its youth.” ~ Diogenes

42. “Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them.” ~ Diogenes
43. “Antisthenes used to say that envious people were devoured by their own disposition, just as iron is by rust. Envy of others comes from comparing what they have with what the envious person has, rather than the envious person realising they have more than what they could have and certainly more than some others and being grateful. It is really just an inability to get a correct perspective on their lives.” ~ Diogenes
44. “If you are to be kept right, you must possess either good friends or red-hot enemies. The one will warn you, the other will expose you.” ~ Diogenes
45. “Once he saw the officials of a temple leading away some one who had stolen a bowl belonging to the treasurers, and said, “The great thieves are leading away the little thief.”” ~ Diogenes
46. “To arrive at perfection, a man should have very sincere friends or inveterate enemies; because he would be made sensible of his good or ill conduct, either by the censures of the one or the admonitions of the other.” ~ Diogenes
47. “Aren’t you ashamed, you who walk backward along the whole path of existence, and blame me for walking backward along the path of the promenade?” ~ Diogenes

48. “It takes a wise man to discover a wise man.” ~ Diogenes

49. “On being asked by someone how he could become famous, Diogenes responded: ‘By worrying as little as possible about fame” ~ Diogenes
50. “If your cloak was a gift, I appreciate it; if it was a loan, I’m not through with it yet.” ~ Diogenes
51. “Poverty is a virtue which one can teach oneself.” ~ Diogenes Quotes
52. “When asked what was the proper time for supper: If you are a rich man, whenever you please; and if you are a poor man, whenever you can.” ~ Diogenes
53. “Man is the most intelligent of the animals – and the most silly.” ~ Diogenes
54. “I do not know whether there are gods, but there ought to be.” ~ Diogenes

55. “There is a false love that will make you something you are not.” ~ Diogenes

56. “The noblest people are those despising wealth, learning, pleasure and life; esteeming above them poverty, ignorance, hardship and death.” ~ Diogenes
57. “The sun, too, shines into cesspools and is not polluted.” ~ Diogenes
58. “Nothing can be produced out of nothing.” ~ Diogenes
59. “The question was put to him, what hope is; and his answer was, “The dream of a waking man.”” ~ Diogenes
60. “We are more curious about the meaning of dreams than about things we see when awake.” ~ Diogenes
61. “When the slave auctioneer asked in what he was proficient, he replied, “In ruling people.”” ~ Diogenes
62. “No man is hurt but by himself.” ~ Diogenes
63. “No man is hurt but by himself.” ~ Diogenes
64. “Blushing is the color of virtue.” ~ Diogenes
65. “Wise kings generally have wise counselors; and he must be a wise man himself who is capable of distinguishing one.” ~ Diogenes

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