56 Bojack Horseman Quotes On Success In Life

These Bojack Horseman quotes will inspire you. BoJack Horseman is an American animated tragicomedy sitcom created by Raphael Bob-Waksberg.

The human-like horse, BoJack Horseman lost in a sea of self-loathing and wine decides it is time to return.

Below you will find a collection of motivating, happy, and encouraging Bojack Horseman quotes, Bojack Horseman sayings, and Bojack Horseman proverbs.

Best BoJack Horseman Quotes

1. “I can’t say no to people because I want everyone to like me.” ― BoJack Horseman
2. “I need to go take a shower so I can’t tell if I’m crying or not.” ― BoJack Horseman
3. “You know, sometimes I feel like I was born with a leak, and any goodness I started with just slowly spilled out of me, and now it’s all gone. And I’ll never get it back in me.” ― BoJack Horseman

4. “I spend a lot of time with the real me and believe me, nobody’s gonna love that guy.” ― BoJack Horseman

5. “I’ve had a lot of what I thought were rock bottoms, only to discover another, rockier bottom underneath.” ― BoJack Horseman
6. “I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast!” ― BoJack Horseman
7. “It gets easier. Every day it gets a little easier. But you gotta do it every day—that’s the hard part. But it does get easier.” ― BoJack Horseman , Bojack horseman quotes easier

8. “Dead on the inside, dead on the outside.” ― BoJack Horseman

9. “Settle. Because otherwise you’re just gonna get older and harder, and more alone. And you’re gonna do everything you can to fill that hole, with friends, and your career, and meaningless sex, but the hole doesn’t get filled. One day, you’re gonna look around and you’re going to realize that everybody loves you, but nobody likes you. And that is the loneliest feeling in the world.” ― BoJack Horseman
10. “He’s so stupid he doesn’t realize how miserable he should be. I envy that.” ― BoJack Horseman

11. “Change is hard. Takes a lot time.” ― BoJack Horseman

12. “I don’t understand how people… live. It’s amazing to me that people wake up every morning and say: ‘Yeah, another day, let’s do it.’ How do people do it? I don’t know how.” ― BoJack Horseman
13. “There is no other side.” ― BoJack Horseman
14. “I want to feel good about myself. The way you do. And I don’t know-how. I don’t know if I can.” ― BoJack Horseman

15. “Yeah, I ate them all in one sitting because I have no self-control and I hate myself.” ― BoJack Horseman

16. “Man, I really regret buying those muffins and then eating them all on the drive home.” ― BoJack Horseman
17. “Beer before liquor, don’t do heroin.” ― BoJack Horseman
18. “I told you, I don’t know where it is. Don’t put things in my butt if you want them back.” ― Mr. Peanutbutter
19. “Also, are you wearing comfortable shoes? Because I feel like that was a long road to walk to get to that punchline.” ― BoJack Horseman

20. “Ow, crap. I hate this. Running is terrible. Everything is the worst.” ― BoJack Horseman

21. “Crack an egg on your head. Let the yolk drip down.” ―Mr. Peanutbutter
22. “Your girlfriend has a stripper name.” ― BoJack Horseman
23. “That woman can knock a drink back like a Kennedy at a wake for another Kennedy, but I’ll be damned if she doesn’t get shit done!” ― Princess Carolyn
24. “Henrietta, don’t use a foreign language in front of the child, she’ll get ideas!” ― Beatrice Horseman

25. “Todd, your good-hearted naivety has once again conspired with outrageous happenstance to completely dick me over!” ― BoJack Horseman

26. “You’ve got a nice set of pipes. You’re like a Josh Groban who doesn’t also think he’s funny.” ― BoJack Horseman
27. “Goddammit, Honeydew? Jesus, why does Cantaloupe think every time it gets invited to a party it can bring along its dumb friend Honeydew? You don’t get a plus one Cantaloupe.” ― BoJack Horseman
28. “Why put the skip ad button so late? I’m not skipping now. I’m invested.” ― BoJack Horseman

29. “I drove, but I moved my arm a bunch so the Fitbit counted the miles.” ― BoJack Horseman

30. “When we know what we know about a monster like that and we still put him on TV every week, we’re teaching a generation of young boys and girls that a man’s reputation is more important than the lives of the women he’s ruined.” ― Amanda Hannity
31. “That voice, the one that tells you you’re worthless and stupid and ugly?… It goes away, right?” ― Hollyhock
32. “The universe is a cruel, uncaring void. The key to being happy isn’t the search for meaning; it’s just to keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually, you’ll be dead.” ― Mr. Peanutbutter

33. “Laura! Clear out my schedule! I have to push a boulder up a hill and then have it roll over me time and time again with no regard for my well-being!” ― Princess Carolyn

34. “All I ever wanted was to be your friend… and you treat me like a big joke. You think I don’t notice? Why don’t you like me?” ― Mr. Peanutbutter
35. “I don’t know what to tell you. I’m happy for the first time in my life and I’m not gonna feel bad about it. It takes a long time to realize how truly miserable you are and even longer to see it doesn’t have to be that way. Only after you give up everything can you begin to find a way to be happy.” ― Fuzzy Whiskers
36. “It’s not about being happy, that is the thing. I’m just trying to get through each day. I can’t keep asking myself ‘Am I happy? ‘ It just makes me more miserable. I don’t know If I believe in it, real lasting happiness, All those perky, well-adjusted people you see in movies and TV shows? I don’t think they exist.” ― Diane Nguyen

37. “I feel like my life is just a series of unrelated wacky adventures.” ― BoJack Horseman

38. “Look, for a lot of people, life is just one long hard kick in the urethra.” ― BoJack Horseman
39. “When you get sad you run, straight ahead and you keep running forward no matter what there are people in your life that who are going to try to hold you back, slow you down, but you don’t let them. Don’t you ever stop running, don’t ever look behind you there is nothing for you behind you. All that exists is what’s ahead.” ― Secretariat
40. “But in real life, the big gesture isn’t enough. You need to be consistent, you need to be dependably good. You need to do it every day, which is so… hard.” ― BoJack Horseman , Bojack horseman quotes about life

41. “Fool me once, shame on you. But teach a man to fool me and I’ll be fooled for the rest of my life.” ― BoJack Horseman

42. “You are a horrible person, and you not understanding that you’re a horrible person, doesn’t make you less of a horrible person.” ― BoJack Horseman
43. “You turn yourself around. That’s what it’s all about.” ― BoJack Horseman
44. “Same thing that always happens. You didn’t know me and then you fell in love with me. And now you know me.” ― BoJack Horseman , Bojack horseman quotes about love
45. “You sleep on my couch and you don’t pay rent. I’ve had tapeworms that are less parasitic. I don’t even remember why I let you stay with me in the first place.” ― BoJack Horseman

46. “You can’t keep doing shitty things and then feel bad about yourself like that makes it okay! You need to be better!” ― Todd

47. “I’m punishing you for being alive.” ― Beatrice Horseman
48. “Everyone loves you, but no one likes you.” ― BoJack Horseman
49. “You were born broken. That’s your birthright. And now you can fill your life with projects — your books, and your movies, and your little girlfriends, but that won’t make you whole. You’re BoJack Horseman. There’s no cure for that.” ― Beatrice Horseman
50. “Nobody gives a damn what you feel! You’ve got an audience out there, and they want to hear you sing. Now, you want your mommy to love you? You go out there and you do the only thing you’re good for, which is singing the goddamn Lollipop Song!” ― Beatrice Horseman

51. “You ruined me, BoJack.” ― Beatrice Horseman

52. “You better grow up to be something great, to make up for all the damage you’ve done.” ― Beatrice Horseman
53. “I’m sorry. Did you need a compliment?” ― Beatrice Horseman
54. “You don’t know how lucky you are to have me! I hope you die before I do, so you never have to know what it’s like to lose a mother.” ― Beatrice Horseman
55. “When you know yourself, you know how much others may or may not like you.” ― BoJack Horseman
56. “Don’t you dare cry? Don’t you ever cry! You wanted this.” ― Beatrice Horseman

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