65 Bachelor Quotes On Success In Life

These bachelor quotes will inspire you. A bachelor is a man who is not and has never been married.

Below you will find a collection of motivating, happy, and encouraging bachelor quotes, bachelor sayings, and bachelor proverbs.

Best Bachelor Quotes

  1. “A bachelor is a man who comes to work each morning from a different direction.” ~ Sholom Aleichem
  2. “Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.” ~ Helen Rowland
  3. “The only good husbands stay bachelors: They’re too considerate to get married.” ~ Finley Peter Dunne
  4. “By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.” ~ Oscar Wilde
  5. “Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.” ~ Stephen Hawking

  6. “I haven’t seen this many men dressed in women’s clothing since my bachelor party” ~ Bruce Willis
  7. “Give “Monks, nuns, long-term spinsters and bachelors and permanent homosexuals are all, in a reproductive sense, aberrant. Society has bred them, but they have failed to return the compliment.” ~ Desmond Morriswomen the vote, and in five years there will be a crushing tax on bachelors.” ~ George Bernard Shaw
  8. “Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin.” ~ P. J. O’Rourke
  9. “Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn’t they’d be married too.” ~ H. L. Mencken
  10. “I’ll be honest. We copied everyone… the Beatles, the Bachelors. It was the only way people would even listen to you.” ~ Maurice Gibb

  11. “Reed College required a thesis for a Bachelor’s degree. Normally a Bachelor’s is sort of like being stamped ‘Prime US Beef.’ They just walk you through, hand out the diplomas and you fill in your name later on.” ~ David Eddings
  12. “I am ashamed to admit I watch a lot of reality shows like The Osbournes and The Bachelor.” ~ Sara Gilbert
  13. “Shall I never see a bachelor of three score again?” ~ William Shakespeare
  14. “I have a bachelor’s and a master’s in jazz.” ~ Jon Secada
  15. “Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man.” ~ Helen Rowland

  16. “It is impossible to believe that the same God who permitted His own son to die a bachelor regards celibacy as an actual sin.” ~ H. L. Mencken
  17. “I did graduate with a bachelor’s degree in civil engineering in 1948.” ~ Daniel J. Evans
  18. “Actually, I majored in marketing and I have a bachelor of science.” ~ Wanda Sykes
  19. “They that have grown old in a single state are generally found to be morose, fretful and captious; tenacious of their own practices and maxims; soon offended by contradiction or negligence; and impatient of any association but with those that will watch their nod, and submit themselves to unlimited authority.” ~ Samuel Johnson
  20. “Marriage is a great institution, but I’m not ready for an institution.” ~ Mae West

  21. “Let sinful bachelors their woes deplore; full well they merit all they feel, and more: unaw by precepts, human or divine, like birds and beasts, promiscuously they join.” ~ Alexander Pope
  22. “My first speaking part was to read for John Forsythe for Bachelor Father. I was the lead, opposite him.” ~ Linda Evans
  23. “A bachelor has to have an inspiration for making love to a woman–a married man needs only an excuse.” ~ Helen Rowland
  24. “I should like to know what is the proper function of women, if it is not to make reasons for husbands to stay at home, and still stronger reasons for bachelors to go out.” ~ George Eliot
  25. “We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.” ~ Henny Youngman

  26. “Though bachelors be the strongest stakes, married men are the best binders, in the hedge of the commonwealth.” ~ Thomas Fuller
  27. “A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor.” ~ Helen Rowland
  28. “I have a Bachelor of Arts in English, which means I had a lot of formal training in reading.” ~ Kate DiCamillo
  29. “The Shades never recorded anything, Little Daddy and the Bachelors recorded a couple of records, ya.” ~ Tommy Chong
  30. “Loving an old bachelor is always a no-win situation, and you come to terms with that early on, or you go away.” ~ Jean Harris

  31. “Marrying an old bachelor is like buying second-hand furniture.” ~ H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
  32. “There are some women whose pregnancy would make some sly bachelor smile.” ~ Honore de Balzac
  33. “Asian countries produce eight times as many engineering bachelors as the United States, and the number of U.S. students graduating at the masters and Ph.D. levels in these areas is declining.” ~ Mark Kennedy
  34. “A bachelor’s life is no life for a single man.” ~ Samuel Goldwyn , Bachelor quotes life
  35. “Certainly the best works, and of greatest merit for the public, have proceeded from the unmarried, or childless men.” ~ Francis Bacon

  36. “A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once.” ~ Phyllis Diller
  37. “I declare that I am a bachelor.” ~ Julian Eltinge
  38. “Summer bachelors, like summer breezes, are never as cool as they pretend to be.” ~ Nora Ephron
  39. “A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.” ~ Helen Rowland
  40. “When I said I would die a bachelor, I did not think I should live till I were married.” ~ William Shakespeare

  41. “Do not let your bachelor ways crystallize so that you can’t soften them when you come to have a wife and a family of your own.” ~ Rutherford B. Hayes
  42. “Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.” ~ Samuel Johnson
  43. “Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor.” ~ Lady Bird Johnson
  44. “Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.” ~ Oscar Wilde
  45. “A bachelor’s life is a fine breakfast, a flat lunch, and a miserable dinner.” ~ Francis Bacon

  46. “The notion of the single man began in the 1950’s. The idea of the bachelor as a separate life was new and obscure.” ~ Hugh Hefner
  47. “Nowadays, all the married men live like bachelors, and all the bachelors like married men.” ~ Oscar Wilde
  48. “One bachelor is an irritation. Ten thousand bachelors are a war.” ~ Orson Scott Card
  49. “If you wish the pick of men and women, take a good bachelor and a good wife” ~ Robert Louis Stevenson
  50. “About two-thirds of bachelor’s degree holders borrow to go to school, and on average they’re graduating with more than $26,000 in debt.” ~ Arne Duncan

  51. “Monks, nuns, long-term spinsters and bachelors and permanent homosexuals are all, in a reproductive sense, aberrant. Society has bred them, but they have failed to return the compliment.” ~ Desmond Morris
  52. “A bachelor gets tangled up with a lot of women in order to avoid getting tied up to one.” ~ Helen Rowland
  53. “I’m probably the only member of the ‘Bachelor’ cast without an agent!” ~ Jake Pavelka
  54. “A reader seldom peruses a book with pleasure until he knows whether the writer of it be a black man or a fair man, of a mild or choleric disposition, married or a bachelor.” ~ Joseph Addison
  55. “I don’t think I’m destined to be the eternal bachelor.” ~ Jesse Metcalfe

  56. “The bachelors admired freedom is often a yoke, for the freer a man is to himself the greater slave he often is to the whims of others.” ~ George Jean Nathan
  57. “You mentioned your name as if I should recognize it, but beyond the obvious facts that you are a bachelor, a solicitor, a freemason, and an asthmatic, I know nothing whatever about you.” ~ Arthur Conan Doyle
  58. “A man unattached and without wife, if he have any genius at all, may raise himself above his original position, may mingle with the world of fashion, and hold himself on a level with the highest; this is less easy for him who is engaged; it seems as if marriage put the whole world in their proper rank.” ~ Jean de la Bruyere , Before marriage bachelor quotes
  59. “Show me a man who lives alone and has a perpetually clean kitchen, and 8 times out of 9 I’ll show you a man with detestable spiritual qualities.” ~ Charles Bukowski
  60. “I want to be the most eligible bachelor in New York City.” ~ Andrej Pejic

  61. “It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.” ~ Jane Austen
  62. “A single man has not nearly the value he would have in a state of union. He is an incomplete animal. He resembles the odd half of a pair of scissors.” ~ Benjamin Franklin
  63. “The most threatened group in human societies as in animal societies is the unmated male: the unmated male is more likely to wind up in prison or in an asylum or dead than his mated counterpart. He is less likely to be promoted at work and he is considered a poor credit risk.” ~ Richard Brinsley Sheridan
  64. “As a rule, you see, I’m not lugged into Family Rows. On the occasions when Aunt is calling Aunt like mastodons bellowing across premieval swamps and Uncle James’s letter about Cousin Mabel’s peculiar behaviour is being shot round the family circle (‘Please read this carefully and send it on Jane’) the clan has a tendency to ignore me. It’s one of the advantages I get from being a bachelor – and, according to my nearest and dearest, practically a half-witted bachelor at that.” ~ P. G. Wodehouse
  65. “A bachelor is a guy who leans toward women – but not far enough to lose his balance.” ~ Earl Wilson

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